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jamesbob
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Joined: August 22, 2009
Posts: 410
|  Posted: 2010-12-14 08:34
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On 2010-12-13 20:17, Coeus wrote:
Difference is, Doran is funny. You lot ain't.
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sadly doran has yet to make me laugh (and its not that hard jezz just play saw and i will laugh till you kill me because you find it scary that i am laughing all through saw)
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-Flipasaurus Wench-
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: August 28, 2002
Posts: 449
From: 44° North, 88° West
| Posted: 2010-12-15 00:15
I just had a facepalm* moment.
Unnghh
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jamesbob
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 22, 2009
Posts: 410
| Posted: 2010-12-15 03:27
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On 2010-12-15 00:15, -Flipasaurus Wench- wrote:
I just had a facepalm* moment.
Unnghh
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lol
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Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2694
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2010-12-15 18:12
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| On 2010-12-14 08:34, jamesbob wrote:
sadly doran has yet to make me laugh (and its not that hard jezz just play saw and i will laugh till you kill me because you find it scary that i am laughing all through saw) |
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Let me see :::
18:44:40 [=Wolf=]Silent Threat: "you don't reach GA by lobby camping"
18:45:13 Doran: "must be bribing the wrong admin then..."
* [Myth]Drafell pockets the $20 while Doran isnt looking.
17:11:18 Doran: "Bad: Drunk airline pilot whaargarbles on the intercom. Worse: Passengers revolt. Worser: Airline officials board plane and assure passengers that since the plane's computerized, it doesn't matter if the pilot's drunk"
18:50:58 Doran: "lots of hot dread on dread action, gtn members rubbing tractor beams over each others hulls?"
22:14:42 Maskerade: "f I still have friends \o/"
22:14:57 Doran: "awesome!"
* Doran high-fives Maskerades face
22:56:23 Doran: "Results 1 - 10 of about 40,300,000 for your mom. (0.18 seconds) "
12:09:38 Mitichondria: "i am too sensitive about my attachments"
12:09:56 Doran: "you need a bigger attachment then.."
12:13:24 JBud: "so, why does Azreal always hang out with goth down there at the bottom?"
12:13:50 Doran: "goth has a big attachment."
11:24:19 [FS]acetheanimal: "dang doran is there anything you wont do when your bored man"
11:24:27 Doran: "your mom"
* [Admin]Mersenne Twister looks at Doran and wonders what can be said that isnt painfully obvious
20:44:53 Doran: "Me: “Thank you for calling customer support.”"
20:44:58 Doran: "Customer: “Hi. I need some help figuring out this thing. I’m not very familiar with electronics.” *pause* “YOU’RE A FRAUD AND I’M GOING TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU RIGHT NOW!”"
20:45:02 Doran: "Me: “Excuse me, sir, I don’t believe that’s necessary. How can I help you?”"
20:45:06 Doran: "Customer: “Oh, my friend said you’d only be useful if I scared you. How do I charge my unit?”"
20:47:50 Doran: "Customer: “I SNEEZED AND YOU DIDN’T BLESS ME! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF ATHEIST?! DON’T YOU REALIZE WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON’T BLESS SOMEONE WHEN THEY SNEEZE?”"
20:55:51 Doran: "Customer: “Well, we had to evacuate for a few days, and then we came back to clean up. I fished the computer out of the swimming pool and let it dry out, then got it hooked back up.”"
20:55:52 Doran: "Me: “Yeah, that’s not gonna work.”"
11:32:03 Doran: "Turtles can breathe through their butts
Would any of that make you laugh ?
E.
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Leonide
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: October 01, 2005
Posts: 1553
From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2010-12-15 20:12
all of them make me laugh.
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Mersenne Twister
Fleet Admiral
Joined: May 11, 2003
Posts: 1161
From: Sector C Test Labs and Contol Facilities
| Posted: 2010-12-21 23:49
23:44:49 TheInfestedTerran: "and where can i find earth"
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jamesbob
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 22, 2009
Posts: 410
| Posted: 2010-12-30 20:44
13:42:18 [-GTN-]Doran: "Honda recalls 19,000 snowblowers due to previously unknown flamethrower feature. On the bright side, that's a hell of a way to clear your driveway "
that was a good one 
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Reznor
Marshal
Joined: March 29, 2010
Posts: 316
| Posted: 2010-12-31 23:21
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On 2010-12-30 20:44, jamesbob wrote:
13:42:18 [-GTN-]Doran: "Honda recalls 19,000 snowblowers due to previously unknown flamethrower feature. On the bright side, that's a hell of a way to clear your driveway "
that was a good one
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I like how he calls it a "feature", lol. Those Japanese always find ways to improve technology in the greatest ways.
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Forger of Destiny
Chief Marshal
We Kick Arse
Joined: October 10, 2009
Posts: 826
| Posted: 2011-01-01 08:45
16:48:28 SantaClaus: "No, Im pretty sure I got everything"
16:48:38 jamesbob: "really"
16:48:47 jamesbob: "what about the lump of coal thats not under my bed"
16:48:53 jamesbob: "I WANT MY COAL"
Beware Santa, the pro batter is here for his gift.
[ This Message was edited by: Grand Cannon Boomshot on 2011-01-01 08:48 ]
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Feralwulf
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2011-01-09 13:50
* [-GTN-]Gejaheline @112309 sent to Friends: "Cold weather poses a problem, I find. And activities that induce bouncing."
* [-GTN-]Gejaheline @112309 sent to Friends: "Aside from that, it's rather liberating..."
* [Raven]-RevenG- @90923 sent to Friends: "I imagine so"
* [-GTN-]Gejaheline @112309 sent to Friends: "If somewhat distracting, on occasion"
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*Obsidian Shadow*
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 03, 2010
Posts: 316
| Posted: 2011-01-09 16:16
22:13:21 *Lethal Injection*: "i have a malware website that lists all the malware so i sue them to test all my new AV's"
22:13:41 [TK]Attitude Adjuster: "I fail to see how a hearing in court will test your AV."
* [-GTN-]Gejaheline is amused.
22:13:57 *Lethal Injection*: "er"
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Feralwulf
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2011-03-09 20:08
21:03:55 [:SA:]Assault Ship Basroil: "And we go to namecalling!"
21:03:58 [:SA:]Assault Ship Basroil: "Awesome!"
21:04:02 [:SA:]Assault Ship Basroil: "Welcome to the ignore list ~_~"
21:04:05 [.:UA:.]jamesbob: "i have never seen someone actually get baned (aka witnessing it) so this i have to see"
21:04:18 [:SA:]Assault Ship Basroil: "Tsk. Failed." "
21:04:37 Feralwulf: "I'm a mod, you can't ignore me"
self quote I know but...wth
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jamesbob
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 22, 2009
Posts: 410
| Posted: 2011-03-10 01:05
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On 2011-01-01 08:45, Boomshot wrote:
16:48:28 SantaClaus: "No, Im pretty sure I got everything"
16:48:38 jamesbob: "really"
16:48:47 jamesbob: "what about the lump of coal thats not under my bed"
16:48:53 jamesbob: "I WANT MY COAL"
Beware Santa, the pro batter is here for his gift.
[ This Message was edited by: Grand Cannon Boomshot on 2011-01-01 08:48 ]
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I am not amused XD
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JBud
Marshal
Joined: February 26, 2008
Posts: 1900
From: Behind you.
| Posted: 2011-03-18 17:20
* Feralwulf @89474 sent to Friends: "anyways. Shower time"
* [*R33*]SaturnShadow™ *FC*(Angel Of Darkness) @138577 sent to Friends: "oh i rigged ur shower to dispense beer"
* Feralwulf @89474 sent to Friends: "thats why I started showering daily"
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Ruuu
Grand Admiral
Joined: November 20, 2009
Posts: 135
From: That Tree Over There...
| Posted: 2011-03-21 02:47
* JAZZAMAN spwans a lobby station
* JAZZAMAN charges the torpedos
11:32:20 Zonion: "oh no..."
* JAZZAMAN sets the frequency of the torpedos
* JAZZAMAN fires the torpedos creating his own torp mad Worm Hole within the lobby and passes through
* Zonion fires his QST at it
* JAZZAMAN survives as the WH closes
11:33:11 [*R33*]{USS NORMANDY}Cmdr.Shepard: "your welcome  "
11:33:14 Zonion: "awww"
11:33:41 JAZZAMAN: "WIN"
* [*R33*]{USS NORMANDY}Cmdr.Shepard spawns a customized shroom with 30 qsts and proceeds to target the dark hole at the center of the universe
11:33:55 JAZZAMAN: "oh lord..."
11:33:52 [*R33*]{USS NORMANDY}Cmdr.Shepard: "IM COMING BUBBA!"
* [-R33.uk-]Gejaheline rolls her eyes.
another
* [-R33.uk-]Gejaheline leaps across the lobby and latches onto the head of [*R33*]{USS NORMANDY}Cmdr.Shepard, ripping their face off in a spectacularly gory display.
11:44:36 [*R33*]{USS NORMANDY}Cmdr.Shepard: "aww she loves me! "
11:44:55 Zonion: "kinda reminds me of a headcrab fro halflife xD"
11:44:58 doda *EP5 no longer exception...*: "their?"
11:45:20 [*R33*]{USS NORMANDY}Cmdr.Shepard: "she ripped off my clones face"
11:45:20 [-R33.uk-]Gejaheline: "Their, yes."
11:45:50 [-R33.uk-]Gejaheline: "I keep my emotes gender-neutral in order to avoid epic fails."
last one
13:56:41 JAZZAMAN: "Turtles can breathe through their butts "
13:57:14 Support Vessel Hinakata: "I'm about to teach you how to be a turtle."
13:57:16 Support Vessel Hinakata: "Prepare yourself."
13:57:29 Support Vessel Hinakata: "This will take awhile."
13:57:37 Support Vessel Hinakata: "And this will "not" feel good."
[ This Message was edited by: JAZZAMAN [R33] on 2011-03-21 02:52 ]
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