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From: Bristol, England
|  Posted: 2007-01-13 11:27
Horse walks into a bar.
Barkeep says to horse, "Why the long face?"
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Lacrosseian
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| Posted: 2007-01-13 11:59
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On 2007-01-01 20:50, [AĞ]Light-of-Aurora wrote:
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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A little late Jack, sorry.
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From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2007-01-13 12:15
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On 2007-01-13 11:59, Lacrosseian wrote:
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On 2007-01-01 20:50, [AĞ]Light-of-Aurora wrote:
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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A little late Jack, sorry.
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Well boo hoo.
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Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2007-01-13 12:38
Nice Jokes Ship.
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Ship-Of-Fools
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Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
| Posted: 2007-01-18 06:02
Five surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and the rear end are interchangeable."
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Borgie
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Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2007-01-18 08:54
nice jokes sof
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*COMMANDERHAWK*
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*Renegade Space Marines*
Joined: February 03, 2006
Posts: 260
From: Denver Colorado
| Posted: 2007-01-18 15:02
ok i hope i dont offend anyone.
santaclause , the easter bunny and a smart blonde are walking down the street they see a $100 doller bill who pickes it up first ????? no one cause they dont exist (-_-)
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Light-of-Aurora
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Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2007-01-18 15:07
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On 2007-01-18 15:02, COMMANDERHAWK wrote:
ok i hope i dont offend anyone.
santaclause , the easter bunny and a smart blonde are walking down the street they see a $100 doller bill who pickes it up first ????? no one cause they dont exist (-_-)
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>:O
How DARE you!
SANTA IS REAL!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone
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Ship-Of-Fools
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From: USA
| Posted: 2007-01-24 11:09
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
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$yTHe {C?}
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Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2007-01-24 13:21
Practical joke.
Message a friend and say, "Darkspace works."
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Legatus Immolation
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Joined: December 20, 2004
Posts: 384
| Posted: 2007-01-24 13:56
A blind man walks down the street with his his (as they do) walking along as he goes he stops suddenly, next to a fish market
as he stops he takes a deep sniiiiffffffff
and sas : ''Good morning Ladys!''
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$yTHe {C?}
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Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2007-01-24 15:24
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On 2007-01-24 13:56, Airwolf (OMW to Canada!) wrote:
A blind man walks down the street with his his (as they do) walking along as he goes he stops suddenly, next to a fish market
as he stops he takes a deep sniiiiffffffff
and sas : ''Good morning Ladys!''
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Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby thats all we neeeeeed
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Coeus
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-01-24 15:34
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On 2007-01-24 13:21, $yTHe {Ret.} wrote:
Practical joke.
Message a friend and say, "Darkspace works."
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That only helps if you know people who have the slightest clue WHAT THE FRAK Darkspace IS! 
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Bobamelius
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Joined: October 08, 2002
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From: Ohio
| Posted: 2007-01-24 17:53
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On 2007-01-18 06:02, Ship-Of-Fools wrote:
Five surgeons
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Brilliance.
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Legatus Immolation
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| Posted: 2007-01-24 18:54
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On 2007-01-24 15:24, $yTHe {Ret.} wrote:
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On 2007-01-24 13:56, Airwolf (OMW to Canada!) wrote:
A blind man walks down the street with his his (as they do) walking along as he goes he stops suddenly, next to a fish market
as he stops he takes a deep sniiiiffffffff
and sas : ''Good morning Ladys!''
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Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby thats all we neeeeeed
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! rofl lol
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