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Tarnekep Grand Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: October 17, 2003 Posts: 275
| Posted: 2005-01-05 18:49  
The Last Child Support Check
Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my last
support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!
So, I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when
she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last
check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last
check that she's ever going to get from me and I want you to come and
tell me the expression that's on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to
hear what her mother had to say and what she looked like. As my baby
girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy... and to watch the
expression on your face".
Tarnekep
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Dem Cadet
Joined: November 10, 2001 Posts: 107
| Posted: 2005-01-05 18:55  
Kind of sadistic.
-Dem
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Tarnekep Grand Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: October 17, 2003 Posts: 275
| Posted: 2005-01-05 19:00  
it is suppose to be a joke shhh lol
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Ham&Swiss Grand Admiral
Joined: October 12, 2004 Posts: 418 From: 10$ to whoever finds me
| Posted: 2005-01-05 19:02  
hahaha...thats good
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BackSlash Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003 Posts: 11183 From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-01-05 19:52  
Ouch O_O
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Meko Grand Admiral
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 1956 From: Vancouver
| Posted: 2005-01-05 21:54  
OOOOooooooo
im so happy to be in america
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TheTerminator970 Cadet
Joined: March 05, 2004 Posts: 40
| Posted: 2005-01-06 17:32  
Couldn't he turn around and sue?
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Hawk™ Cadet
Joined: July 22, 2003 Posts: 570 From: Lagtopia, Lag system.
| Posted: 2005-01-06 19:18  
aint that about a bitch?
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-01-06 23:09  
Lol. That's good.
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$yTHe {C?} Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002 Posts: 1292 From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2005-01-07 07:40  
Must be one of those Canadian things....
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Dionysus the Great Admiral
Joined: June 23, 2002 Posts: 63 From: Las Vegas NV
| Posted: 2005-01-08 04:33  
hey some people have those problems.... and its really funny watching them suffer
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kenetiks Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: November 21, 2001 Posts: 1130 From: Bandcamp
| Posted: 2005-01-08 05:34  
Wait I thought tarne was a girl...
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-01-08 11:45  
She is Ken.
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kenetiks Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: November 21, 2001 Posts: 1130 From: Bandcamp
| Posted: 2005-01-08 12:07  
nice sig....for a girl.... o.0
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Enterprise Chief Marshal Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002 Posts: 2576 From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2005-01-08 13:15  
That I think is the reason that the show Maury was created : To prevent guys from getting screwed over.
Or to screw them over.
-Ent
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