Welcome aboard Visitor...

Daily Screenshot

Server Costs Target

Time running out!

94% of target met.

Latest Topics

- I will no longer be hosting this server »
- Anyone still playing from a decade ago or longer? »
- Game still active. NICE! »
- help me »
- Password resett »
- Darkspace Idea/Opinion Submission Thread »
- Rank Bug maybe? »
- Next patch .... »
- Nobody will remember me...but. »
- 22 years...asking for help from one community to another »

Development Blog

- Roadmap »
- Hello strangers, it’s been a while... »
- State of DarkSpace Development »
- Potential planetary interdictor changes! »
- The Silent Cartographer »

Combat Kills

Combat kills in last 24 hours:
No kills today... yet.

Upcoming Events

- Weekly DarkSpace
11/02/24 +2.0 Days

Search

Anniversaries

23th - Starfleet.
8th - Cyber999

Social Media

Why not join us on Discord for a chat, or follow us on Twitter or Facebook for more information and fan updates?

Network

DarkSpace
DarkSpace - Beta
Palestar

[FAQ
Forum Index » » Soap Box » » Heres a good joke
Goto page ( 1 | 2 Next Page )
 Author Heres a good joke
Tarnekep
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy


Joined: October 17, 2003
Posts: 275
Posted: 2005-01-05 18:49   
The Last Child Support Check

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my last
support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!
So, I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when
she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last
check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last
check that she's ever going to get from me and I want you to come and
tell me the expression that's on her face."


So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to
hear what her mother had to say and what she looked like. As my baby
girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy... and to watch the
expression on your face".

Tarnekep
_________________


Dem
Cadet

Joined: November 10, 2001
Posts: 107
Posted: 2005-01-05 18:55   
Kind of sadistic.

-Dem
_________________


Tarnekep
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy


Joined: October 17, 2003
Posts: 275
Posted: 2005-01-05 19:00   
it is suppose to be a joke shhh lol

_________________


Ham&Swiss
Grand Admiral

Joined: October 12, 2004
Posts: 418
From: 10$ to whoever finds me
Posted: 2005-01-05 19:02   
hahaha...thats good

_________________
If violence doesn't work, Your not using enough!

BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2005-01-05 19:52   
Ouch O_O
_________________


Meko
Grand Admiral

Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 1956
From: Vancouver
Posted: 2005-01-05 21:54   
OOOOooooooo

im so happy to be in america
_________________


  Email Meko
TheTerminator970
Cadet

Joined: March 05, 2004
Posts: 40
Posted: 2005-01-06 17:32   
Couldn't he turn around and sue?
_________________


Hawk™
Cadet

Joined: July 22, 2003
Posts: 570
From: Lagtopia, Lag system.
Posted: 2005-01-06 19:18   
aint that about a bitch?
_________________


  Email Hawk™
-RevenG-

Raven Warriors

Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2005-01-06 23:09   
Lol. That's good.
_________________


$yTHe {C?}
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
Posted: 2005-01-07 07:40   
Must be one of those Canadian things....
_________________


Dionysus the Great
Admiral

Joined: June 23, 2002
Posts: 63
From: Las Vegas NV
Posted: 2005-01-08 04:33   
hey some people have those problems.... and its really funny watching them suffer

_________________
I am God of Wine so I will give you all Wine of your choice with the price of death upon you.


  Email Dionysus the Great
kenetiks
Admiral
Galactic Navy


Joined: November 21, 2001
Posts: 1130
From: Bandcamp
Posted: 2005-01-08 05:34   
Wait I thought tarne was a girl...
_________________


  Email kenetiks   Goto the website of kenetiks
-RevenG-

Raven Warriors

Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2005-01-08 11:45   
She is Ken.
_________________


kenetiks
Admiral
Galactic Navy


Joined: November 21, 2001
Posts: 1130
From: Bandcamp
Posted: 2005-01-08 12:07   
nice sig....for a girl.... o.0
_________________


  Email kenetiks   Goto the website of kenetiks
Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Raven Warriors

Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
Posted: 2005-01-08 13:15   
That I think is the reason that the show Maury was created : To prevent guys from getting screwed over.


Or to screw them over.



-Ent

_________________


Goto page ( 1 | 2 Next Page )
Page created in 0.024777 seconds.


Copyright © 2000 - 2024 Palestar Inc. All rights reserved worldwide.
Terms of use - DarkSpace is a Registered Trademark of PALESTAR