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Spiritlift
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 12, 2003
Posts: 704
From: Australia, Hell
|  Posted: 2003-07-01 04:11
Will add some more Stories here accasionally 
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A Kluth Adventure
A long long time ago , there were 2 kluth , a boy kluth & a girl kluth ..
boy kluth smiles at girl kluth & girl kluth whacks boy kluth over head
with a psi missile & drags him back to her Abode...
They have a baby boy kluthie & name him Coombie .. Coombie grows up & begins to
terrorize the known & unknown universe in his New toy from hotha-mart, the tiny talon ...
young coombie grows into an adult & upgrades to the latest model Drainer
made by his shaper-in-arms , K'ousin Kami...
He Gets bored and one day decides to head to a place called lalande , &
Finds Many K'Taboos on a Large blue Planet named Yahoo,
He Drinks the minerals ,Smokes the Fauna & Takes 360 Human Females Back
to his Hideaway on Sag Hotha to Complete His Harem ..
"I do the Psi Slapping In My Home" he says as he pulls into the depot
on his way home, & Lives happily ever after Raiding the universe &
Coming home to Warm Exotic Meals & Articus Ale ...
The End
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=The K'Luth=
First encountered in the outskirts of Epsilon Eri in the year 2326 ,
The Wraith of these mysterious beings were being felt as they raided ICC & UGTO
supply ships and settlement colonies.
They are a scavenging and hostile race whose main tactical operative is to hit and run,
By the time Reinforcements Arrive, The humans are left with nothing but bloodshed ,
tears and chaos .
The K'luth use an advanced biological technology and have developed a vessel cloaking device.
While highly advanced in space travel, they're Society is extremely chaotic and it is only
with a strong religious conviction, The Y'Rath atar, that they have maintained
somewhat of a structured Society.
A very loyal race, The K'Luth have but a few laws,
The common Penalty is a slow death, However exile has been known to be used as
numerous ships have been found self desructed in deepspace with perfectly preserved frozen
corpses floating In the vacinity, it would seem they would rather death than suffer dishonour,
Hence the term the humans use , "Death before Dishonour".
From These Corpses & Ship Debris , Three races of K'Luth have been Identified,
*Drone, The Drones are the Stronger, less intelligent K'luth whose main purpose Is fighting
hand to hand combat and some crewhand capabilities
*Artesian, Considered Intelligent, These are the Pilots of vessels & Commanders of War.
*Shaper, These K'Luth have the ability to shape Plant life into Weapons,
Ships and it is Suspected many other Products.
*note:- There is evidence Pointing towards slight variations of these types,
but little is still known.
[Summary]
Of all factions The K'Luth are not to be taken Lightly,
If you are unlucky enough to encounter these Beings Without
a fleet escort,Send a Distress and flee to safety as quick as you can.
In Space there are many risks... In DarkSpace there is only the Quick & the Dead.
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Such is Life
[ This Message was edited by: Spiritlift on 2003-10-14 13:52 ]
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Spiritlift
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 12, 2003
Posts: 704
From: Australia, Hell
| Posted: 2003-07-09 20:02
~~~ !The Little Scout that Could! ~~~
Once apon a time, There was a Young Kluthian from the Powerful Clan [PB]Pitch Black . He was a Rambuctious Kluth , If He wasnt ChannelSurfing the Waves on His Home Planet "Pherizia" He was Interupting trade routes , Raiding Human Colonies & Terrorizing the MV to the Point it Became Unsafe to Leave Ones Home or ferry some Groceries from ExathraMart ..
This is The Story of the Little Scout that Could.
Back in the year 2320 There was a Horrific Ion Storm In the BetaZoid Quadrant, far way from Sirius In a Place Undiscovered by Humans.
Many Planets Were ravaged & Many Millions of Lives were Lost , the Injured were uncountable , Underground at in a Shelter at this time Was a Female Kluth, Screaming in Labour & Panting , Suddenly Her water Burst & A Baby Kluth Swung From the Umbilical Cord , executed 3 Sumersaults, Landed On His Bed , Held his Hand Out & In a Kluthian Dialogue , Told his Mother "Stop Crying & Get me Some Food & Drink". The Mother Quickly Jumped to her feet & Complied with the Childs Request .
Six Months Later , The Storm has Passed & Pherizia Is back to Normal,
It was time for the Naming Ceremony.
This Rite Is given to the Boys Father [PB]Coombie,. As he approached the Child He Shouted " E'ck fi Vwart'e Y'Rath Atar'e,U'nt Vwart'e Spiritlift " , Grabs The Child By the Legs , Swings him Around His head 3 times & hurls Him into the South Pherizian SeaSide.
2 hours the Parents Await to See if Thier Child Is Strong enough , & sure Enough the Young Kluth Waltzes Onto the Beach With a Karthwip*Deadly Sea Urchin* Under one arm , eyes his Father Sternly & hands him the Karthwip, [PB]Coombie , With a look of admiration Stares into his eyes for a Silent Moment & then Speaks in a Strong tone to him , "Son you are of my Blood , You will walk the Stars with pride , One day you will dish out Vengeance apon the Human Races as i have,. I Name You Spiritlift ! Live long & prosper." with that [PB]Coombie Jumps into his Ganglia & is never seen again....
15Years Later ...After 10Years Physical Discipline, Extensive Mental Training & 5 years of Ship Shaping Apprenticeship , [PB]Spiritlift has grown to a Stunning Strong & Smart Kluth...
Sitting On The Shores of Pherizia he ponders what he could do for the next 10 years till he becomes an Adult, He decides to Go a Bit Wild & Sow his Royal Oats , While Picking up Pirate & Piloting skills along the way .
[Editorial Comment]
Historic records of Years From 15-25 are Currently Under Scrutiny By the High Kluthian Courts & therefore Regretfully Cannot be Released at this time , As soon as Deemed Available to Public , Perhaps A Part 2 will be added ..
[*Editorial Comment*]
Age 26:-
After Many Year of Terrorizing the MV , Raiding Homeworlds & Many Offspring , Our Fearless Hero *pending Current Convictions* Is Confined to Fly Nothing Larger Than a Scout Classed Vessel .
Not Phased by That Fact Our Hero Decides to Take His anger out on All humans , Everywhere , He Proceeds to 1Mirv Cloud Bomb all Planets Wipe completely of Population & Drop his one inf on them to Capture ,Cutting through enemy Ships like a Hot knife through Butter He Laughs Maniacly As He Moves onto His Next target, His only Communique's Sent are Which Planet Needs a bit of building..for following his Blood soaked trail of disaster is a Kluthian Clean Up Fleet .(note: this fleet is replaced every 3 planets as the Kluth Either suffer multiple Coronaries or Have to Take stress leave , Apparently it is not a Pretty sight for even the Strongest of Kluth)..
The ICC Finally Lose thier Last Planet To him & The Survivors Humble themselves & Reunite Under Ugto Rule , unfortunatly as the diplomacy of the reunification begins , Our Hero is Hard at work on Ugto's Last Stand , Sol. Finally deciding that political Discussions & Diplomacy Must wait untill they rid of the Scout Menace , They finally Group up a 40+ Fleet to Exterminate This Powerful Scout , Unfortunatly They are Much too late & are left with only Earth & Luna .
[Editorial Comment]
If you have Weak Stomach Please do not Read any further.
[Editorial Comment*]
Lining Up for Earth , Spiritlift Lets a Sigh of Relief as His Hell bent Chaos Is Nealry over , Suddenly 40 Beeps & Flashes Appear on his Radar Hmm he thinks to himself *this one is going to take some Skill* , He Mods a Tracor Beam From Venus & Begins a Shield Enhance Mirv Cloud tractored Run at Luna from 3500gu , Laughing Maniacly Staring at The Huge Fleet He Decides to /e Communicate one thing to give them Fair Warning.. ",..," Suddenly 12 of them Self Destruct Out of Pure Fear , 20 of them Run to the Safety of the Homegate & Only 8 Are left to Defend , 3 stations ,4 EADS & a Flux BD , They Warm up thier Weapons & Wait for Our hero to come into Range , But something is Wrong .........
At 2000 gu He Stops & lets the First cloud Fly in , Then he Begins to Start another ? Could he have them grouped ? The Brave Ugto Left to Defend are Confused & Scared ,
Travelling At 5gu Keeping the Second Cloud in His special Tractor Shield , You Can barely See him amongst the Hundreds of Mirvs , Suddenly the First Cloud Goes Off Right around the 8 Defending Ugto Causing them All To Instantly Explode except for One , It is Lith Ragond Ina station at 5% hull,
At 500gu , Our hero Speeds though the Bomb Cloud , Pounds into Lith With His Cl2k & Exploding Beacon & Turns Around to a Safe distance As Liths Station Explodes in the Distance , Noticing The Mega Mirv Cloud Is in the Right Position He Whacks the ShiftB Button & With a Ultrasonic Sound Breaking Ball busting Explosion Both Luna & Earth Are Left as Bare as His Butt the Day he was Born .
Calmly Orbiting between Earth & Luna He drops an inf on Earth , it Caps & He piks it up & Drops it on luna , It caps.
Our Hero Then Sends Our High Command a comm " Ugto & Icc Have Been Desimated to Extinction stop . Send Construction & Clean up team Stop . Im Off To Relax If im Bugged at all There will be Vengeance Stop."
There Is currently a Warrant Out on him For Viciously Atrocious Warcrimes ,
However The Courts are Closed due to a Special Holiday & We Seem to be Out of The Resources needed to serve him the warrant at this time .
This is The Story of the Little Scout that Could!
More May Follow , Stay tuned
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Josef
Marshal
Joined: February 15, 2002
Posts: 833
From: The Internet
| Posted: 2003-07-09 20:07
Not to be a stickler for accuracy, but your pic says 21 systems and shows 23...
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Juxtapose
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: May 11, 2002
Posts: 1308
From: Give me your bullets!
| Posted: 2003-07-09 20:12
But...but...I thought everything in print had to be true!!
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