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Axalon
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|  Posted: 2004-08-12 01:04
I was bored and REALLY liked fattie's fic. So I'm gonna try doin something similar...w/o the Star Wars story line.
tactical - Sir! The fleet is getting pounded by massive lines of EADs and fighter swarms!
helm - Sir! someone is hailing us!
Griller - on screen
*pans over to the viewscreen, showing the face of [S.W]AdmBito.*
Bito - we're getting pounded out here! And they have 6 carrier dreads. My FPS is at 0.01. I can't move!
Random crewman on bito's ship - so log and clog the forums with fighter lag rants. Its what the ICC do.
Bito - Good idea! HEY! What are you suggesting?!
*cue a looney tunes-style dust clound with random punches and kicks popping out every now and then. When the dust clears the crewman is gone.*
Griller - uhh...what did you just do?
Bito - /ban, why?
Griller - OoO...
Bito - must log. this lag is bad.
Griller - ok later. *cough*good riddance*cough*
Bito - what did you say?!
*viewscreen off*
Griller - set a direct course to minuete, now!
helm - uhh sir?
Griller - DO IT!
helm - okay sir
*The AD hits tach and goes FTL... a few seconds later you hear: [S.W]Griller_GT has been destroyed by Exathra!...*
helm - umm sir...why are we inside exathra?
Griller - Shut up
***end of chapter***
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Meko
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| Posted: 2004-08-12 02:53
lol k thats funny
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Axianda The Royal
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| Posted: 2004-08-12 04:22
LOL nice one
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JackSwift
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From: Where the Sun dont Shine (Seattle-ish)
| Posted: 2004-08-12 11:43
For a second there, I thought I would be the random crewman.  Nice one.
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-08-12 17:41
hehehe. I love the "sir, why are we in exthra?" part. nice one =D
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Dauphin
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Joined: April 27, 2003
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From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2004-08-12 22:04
 ! ROFL
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Axalon
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From: East Windsor, NJ, USA
| Posted: 2004-08-12 23:57
---The Other Side of DarkSpace---
Ch. 2: The UGTO
00:00:01 [-UGPE-]Gray Wolf{Black Plague}: So, wheres the action pplz?
00:00:37 [GA-VIP]Byke: Alpha Centauri, getting ready to attack Sol
00:01:59 randomfleetlessn00b: hey guyz!
00:02:07 [-UGPE-]Gray Wolf{Black Plague}: hi
00:02:09 [GA-VIP]Byke: hi
00:02:21 randomfleetlessn00b: so what are we attacking?
00:02:21 [GA-VIP]Byke: Sol
...time passes...
00:24:52 [GA-VIP]Byke: where'd he go?
*a wormhole appears 45 gus away from nemesis*
00:25:02 [GA-VIP]Byke: How'd they find us?
00:25:45 [Crow]Ghoul: Uhh...your station stands out pretty well Byke...
00:26:21 [GA-VIP]Byke: NO! IT WAS A SPY!!! I'm gonna rant my *expletive deleted* off in the forums about spies now. l8er...
00:26:59 [Crow]Ghoul: uhh...
00:27:03 [-UGPE-]Gray Wolf{Black Plague}: oookay...
00:28:24 Whimpy(1ra): I'm gonna take the fleet head on!
00:28:59 [-UGPE-]Gray Wolf{Black Plague}: uhh well um...
SERVER: Whimpy(1ra) has been destroyed by [eXs]Delirious!
00:29:46 [=SCC=]Avalon: well...that...was fast...
00:31:49 [-UGPE-}Gray Wolf{Black Plague}: lets cap sol now...
00:32:01 [=SCC=]Avalon: yaaa!
*minutes pass*
00:41:42 [=DSA=]BowlingBall: Ne1 wanting action come to nemesis!
*hours pass*
03:01:52: [=SCC=]Avalon: zZzzZZzz...
03:02:04: [=MCM=]snaile: so...where is this action?
03:03:01: [-UGPE-]Gray Wolf{Black Plague}: We're scheming...
*more hours pass*
07:32:49: [=DSA=]Werewulf: why haven't we been attacked yet?
07:33:01: [=DSA=]BowlingBall: cus they're scared?
07:33:45: [=SCC=]Avalon: lets atack already...
07:34:01: [-UGPE-]Gray Wolf{Black Plague}: We're planning
07:35:17: [=SCC=]Avalon: PLANNING!? THE CHATLOG HAS BEEN EMPTY FOR HOURS!!!
07:36:31: [-UGPE-]bark: We're planet hugin...wez jus sayin dat so we dont look like lazy bumms...
07:36:45: [=SCC=]Avalon: O.O
***end of chapter***
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Linna Yamazaka {Vice Admiral}
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From: killer
| Posted: 2004-08-13 00:23
MMMMM i think it may be time to unlesh my Backgroind into the forum's of darkspace and see who many like it. ^_^ * goes to find her hard copy and readys to place it LONG lentgh into the server of Palastar.*
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Axalon
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From: East Windsor, NJ, USA
| Posted: 2004-08-13 02:41
I will be accepting any requests to be placed in the fic as a cameo or possibly a main role (depends on the bribe).
This was a #4: Indescreet bump. Thank you.
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-08-13 10:45
and here I was liking you, too.....
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Binks
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| Posted: 2004-08-13 11:40
*Pokes Axalon as he's writing his thrid fic*
Spppsst How about your put me in it for say...1 Million Spacebucks? I can get it to you by next week...
^If you don't get it you haven't seen spaceballs and are therefore a loser...just kidding
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Lone Gunner
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| Posted: 2004-08-13 12:42
omg I love the story its so true to
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Axalon
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| Posted: 2004-08-13 12:45
Don't be like that fattie. I just need characters that's all. I was just kidding around.
There. I removed that obscene message from my last post.
Oh and think of it this way, I'm helping you out by entertaining the folk so you can "work" on your fic. We call this in the business "filler".
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| Posted: 2004-08-13 16:16
0wned Fattie.
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Lux (Polaris)
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| Posted: 2004-08-13 20:10
um, ill bribe you with 3 days without my comments or suggestions....
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