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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
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Joined: February 16, 2004
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From: South Philly
|  Posted: 2005-01-11 16:16
oooo... thats worse than a cheese fart - its a cheese eater having eaten a cheese eater burp!
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Lord DowneyBUM (UK)
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Joined: January 13, 2003
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From: London England
| Posted: 2005-01-12 12:46
Oh how typical of those cheesemunchers to forget their true heritage.
In essence its because there was a small flat planet in a tiny solar system that was carried on the back of four giant cows that sat on a stellar turtle called A'tuin. This planet hurtled through space, propelled by the great A'tuins mighty flippers.
The inhabitants of said planet were a backward race of people whom were found by a mighty warrior race of indiscriminate violent and sadistic maniacs who needed a change from there usual diet of anorexic ape like creatures.
The high Queen (long may she reign) Quistis, ruled in her infinite wisdom that from this day forth the loyal band of Kluth warrior caste known as EVIL shall no longer munch on unrefined meat but shall have a delicacy of flavoured meat the such like they had never tasted before.
A small advance party was therefore dispatched to the planets surface and due to the backwardness of the planets inhabitants were taken as GODS!!
The GODS told them to eat of the HOLY CHEESE and there salvation would be assured.
The unwitting fools.
And so it came to pass that the Great and Mighty Caste of Warriors known as the EVIL continue to dine on cheese flavoured hummies. And all due to the benelovence and foresight of the great queen Quistis (long may she reign).
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