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Lark of Serenity
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: June 02, 2002
Posts: 2516
|  Posted: 2005-07-20 00:47
http://beta.darkspace.net/index.htm?module=forums.php&page=/viewtopic.php?topic=29404&forum=36&21 for the original inspiration...
ok, so the bulldog carrier would be a carrier for the UGTO, yes, in the shape of a bulldog. it would launch Spoon fighters, which would fly up to enemy ships, and proceed to batter the enemies armour to smush with the backhanded spoon missiles. It would be armed for close defense with Fork In The Eye Lasers, which would fire a continuous stream of battle forks at the enemy. these forks would be like flashbombs, blinding enemy players temporarily, allowing the bulldog to turn tail and run.
the tail of the bulldog carrier would act as a point defense weapon, wagging back and forth vigorously to destroy missiles coming at it from the rear.
Now, as for the ICC counter...
The Hydra would be a solid block of ice with a bridge and small engine port on the top. it would be a ramming ship, assaulting enemy vessels with its massive Icey bulk. it would also have Freezing cannons, which would instantly turn any oceanic or terran planets into ice planets. why? because...
the hydras ninja death monkey assault crew would be latched onto the sides of the icecube, awaiting contact with an enemy ship. once contact was made, the ninja death monkeys would do various acrobatic maneuvers to allow themselves to land on the hull of the enemy vessel. some of the ninja death monkeys would carve holes in the enemy ships hull with their ice picks, while others would lock their arms together to form a chain to the Hydra. the hydra, now reduced to nothing but a massive engine port, would then be able to drag the enemy ship into a place where it could be fully bordered by support vessels.
The kluth would also receive a new ship
The Crustacien would be a giant shell. it would be the most heavily armoured vessel in the metaverse, and invulnerable to beacons (because its already so obvious). itd be the only kluth ship with the dread Fish Assault Attack And Annoyance To Anyone Daring Malicious Incidences Relating Around .... Loompas... (the F-A-A-A-A-T ADMIRAL). this ship would be shaped like a goldfish, except for the massive bovine shaped weapons ports on either side. these fighters would fire thin white lazer beams that created a sort of "mrrrooaounnng" sound, terrorizing enemy players.
A full mount Feline cannon would make all enemy ships crews fall asleep at random intervals for the majority of that players interim in the MV. this weapon would have a range of infinity and be field effect. thus, lag wouldnt be a problem anymore.
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Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
| Posted: 2005-07-20 00:50
I should have never dug that post up. I am truly, honestly sorry for any brain cells that commit suicide from reading this.
Really, though, funny follow up Lark! 
Although... To contribute in the spirit of silliness:
The Naturally Invasive Mangler Portal - Ejector (N.I.M.B.-E)
A weapon that fires a torpedo which, upon detonation, creates a wormhole that spits out Naturally Invasive Manglers, or Gaifen's as we know them. Rabid, Raging Gaifens. And quite a number of them. Furthermore, the N.I.M.B.-E would project a temporary interdictor pulse that would prevent any ship within 10,000 GU of the blast from jumping until the Gaifens were destroyed, or they consumed everything in a manglish way.
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Sovereign
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Joined: September 14, 2003
Posts: 260
| Posted: 2005-07-20 00:55
lol
All I had to do was read the post and I remembered the bit about the cows...
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2005-07-20 01:08
okay lark has lost her gord, NO!
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Avetorian
Admiral
Joined: March 03, 2003
Posts: 41
| Posted: 2005-07-20 01:23
Now we have the concepts for a great scenario here, going to work on a flash vid lets see
the ships get introduced at the time both Lark and Enterprise stop arguing, we know that wil never happen so thats why this is funny..
at that time faustus introduces these nutty balanced ships into the game and the players of ICC, Kluth and UGTO try them out.. couple sides get killed and theres a flame war going on so the UGTO and Kluth develop new ships along with ICC developing new tech to counter the Kluth and UGTO alliance.. and then a big massive battle..
another wierdo ship idea would be the scout pigeon, its a scout ship that launches some sort of food that pigeons desperately love on the enemy ship, then pigeons will follow that ship for aslong as it exists even cloaked kluth ships cant run from it, they can sense it.... so kluth ships wil have to deal with pigeons splatting on their windshields pecking at the side of ur hull cursing you with extreme utter annoyance therefor, you being detected as your signature goes up from all these pigeons swarming ur ship and maybe causing lag.
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KanaDIEn ^_^
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 20, 2004
Posts: 294
| Posted: 2005-07-20 02:29
Cool!!! sharks with fricken lazer beams on their head!!!!
GIant ice cubes that freeze everything it touches!!!
and Giant Space Snails!!!
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