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Griffinhawk
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Joined: January 20, 2003
Posts: 137
From: Barberton, Ohio
|  Posted: 2005-09-07 19:57
Me:
tell me god which way does the wind blow?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Interesting question.
Me:
but you are god you should know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me should know.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
quit going straying from the question god
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Now which way does the wind blow?
God:
Why now? The small one, I think.
Me:
that has nothing to do with the question
God:
It seemed like it had something to do with the question.
Me:
it had nothing to do with the question
God:
That's unbelievable.
Me:
you are unbelievable
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, of no concern.
Me:
i love you too god
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you just said i was such a flatterer
God:
Good reason. Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
i did not put words into your mouth
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because you told me not to
God:
Good reason. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-09-07 20:05
I can't post my logs on here 
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Drow
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 06, 2003
Posts: 449
From: USA, WI
| Posted: 2005-09-07 21:02
Gods name is Alice.
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Yitram
Fleet Admiral
Joined: March 04, 2004
Posts: 94
| Posted: 2005-09-07 22:18
Here I ask God about one of the more important questions in life.
Me:
Can I ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
There is no spoon. True or False?
God:
Where did it go? What would you have said?
Me:
I dunno, I just want to know if there's a damn spoon.
God:
Me either. That is only a hypothetical.
Me:
So it doesn't exist?
God:
Pardon me? What does exist?
Me:
The spoon.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Stop chaning the subject!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So anyway, is there a spoon?
God:
So? I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
So there is a spoon?
God:
Gosh! That is something I did not know before.
Me:
But you just said that there was.
God:
I said that?"There you go again."--Reagan
Me:
Don't bring Reagan into this.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Why do I feel like I've been though this?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
I was better off not knowing that.
God:
Where were you better off not knowing that?
Me:
The whole God's plan thing.
God:
Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
Lets get back to the topic at hand.
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Is there a spoon, yes or no?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
So the Matrix was all a lie?
God:
Yay. Tell me more.
Me:
I'll take that as a yes.
God:
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Me:
Touche.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Some link, on this fourm.
God:
Some may link on this fourm, but not all.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Just one more question?
God:
One what?
Me:
question
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
God:
A whole forest.
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Griffinhawk
Vice Admiral
Joined: January 20, 2003
Posts: 137
From: Barberton, Ohio
| Posted: 2005-09-07 22:53
ROFL!
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Griffinhawk
Vice Admiral
Joined: January 20, 2003
Posts: 137
From: Barberton, Ohio
| Posted: 2005-09-07 22:58
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a thong
God:
It sounds very attractive.
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Forever™ the Nightmare
Cadet
Joined: January 31, 2004
Posts: 28
From: on your flank....
| Posted: 2005-09-08 02:32
Me:
are you listening to me?
God:
Yes I hear you very well.
Me:
just wondering. it doesn't seem like you're listening to me
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? What does seem like I am listening to you?
Me:
i like women
God:
Are you married?
Me:
of course not i'm only 21
God:
Far out. Really you don't think so?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
it?
God:
wondering...
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
you where wondering?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I where wondering.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-09-08 06:37
Cursing god out is fun
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-Flipasaurus Wench-
1st Rear Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: August 28, 2002
Posts: 449
From: 44° North, 88° West
| Posted: 2005-09-10 19:06
Haha.. silly god.
Me:
Do you like pie?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Well, maybe you dont like the crust, for example.( holy eww )
God:
How about that. Perhaps. Do you like it? I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
I don't swing that way honey.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
If I was really wasted probably.
God:
Try it.
Me:
Isn't that against the bible?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
God, you're going to hell.
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
You want to go to hell?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
[ This Message was edited by: -fLiPPeR- [LP] on 2005-09-10 19:16 ]
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Lacrosseian
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2005-09-10 19:41
Me:
What is outside the Bible?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
How many?
God:
more than 1000.
Me:
More than a 1000?
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What is real?
God:
it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Me:
So is the Matrix real?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
Do not change the subject
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
Is the Matrix real?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
So it is false and what we see is real?
God:
Aha. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Your confusing me.
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
Enlighten me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Me:
why is that?
God:
" I'm not sure I have a good answer for you." is due to reductionism.
Me:
what is reductionism?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
in english please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What is it like in there?
Me:
in where?
God:
Wherver you are. (MISPELLED!)
Me:
now you got me off the subject again
God:
Once more? Why now? Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
everywhere
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
what is there
God:
The word "there" used as a noun means that place or point. Used as an adjective means at or in the place. Often place between a demonstrative pronoun and the noun it modifies (ex. That there hog)
Me:
. . . .
God:
The word "there" used as a noun means that place or point. Used as an adjective means at or in the place. Often place between a demonstrative pronoun and the noun it modifies (ex. That there hog)
Me:
next subject
God:
I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later.
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Ulric Winters
Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 21, 2004
Posts: 198
From: Somewhere
| Posted: 2005-09-12 02:48
Me:
...
God:
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
your god, you should know
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me should know.
Me:
but you do not, therego you are no god
God:
Should I therego I am no god? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
woo i broke it's brain!
[edit]whoops, almost forgot
Me:
silly questions? you mean like this one?
God:
No I am God. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
your not god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
if you are god then why did you have to ask for my name? logic dictates that god knows all, so you should have known my name
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god then why did me have to ask for your name.
I am an artificial intelligence. it is the fundamental basis of all programming.
yep, i broke it *flees*
and fresh off the random,
Me:
1000100000111011010111?
God:
I like the way you talk.
[ This Message was edited by: Shenlong on 2005-09-12 03:20 ]
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Archon
Grand Admiral
Joined: October 14, 2003
Posts: 331
From: Queensland, Australia
| Posted: 2005-09-12 06:48
Me:
Hey Baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
Me:
Yes, give me beer and women now!
God:
Right now? What can I do for you? Why do you want it?
Me:
becoz im uber
God:
Good reason.
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-09-12 07:47
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On 2005-09-12 06:48, Archon wrote:
Me:
Hey Baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
Me:
Yes, give me beer and women now!
God:
Right now? What can I do for you? Why do you want it?
Me:
becoz im uber
God:
Good reason.
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Noob 
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Jamesbond
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: February 05, 2003
Posts: 146
From: Venice Florida
| Posted: 2005-09-12 16:50
Me:
DIE
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
BURN IN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
YES TO BURN YOU WITH
God:
Dude! I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
YOU ARE!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
OK
God:
Alright then.
Me:
i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Is Demorian smart?
God:
Yes.
It is a sad day on earth when god calls demorian smart lol
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-09-13 08:41
LMAO JB...
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