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$yTHe {C?}
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
|  Posted: 2006-03-31 09:14
Well, all the cool kids are making topics with various synonyms of 'very' and 'angry' about something, so I thought it was about time I jumped on the bandwagon.
Personally, I am sick of the things that we are doing to pigs. Last night, I was reclining on my couch, and after having downed a vicodin or two, was trying to relax with my favorite past-time, the Daily Show. Jon Stewart, the Hebrew Hammer of late night news, brought to my attention two things that astonished me.
First, scientists have created pigs that will make bacon that is better for us. This simply stunned me. For years, bacon has been one of the greatest tools for weeding out gluttons who can't control their cocaine-like addiction for pork. Now, Earth will be filled the 457 lbs advocated for The Other White Meat, and will cause the destruction of beef, chicken, and dog serving restaurants like the world has never seen before.
Second, scientists in India, or Indonesia, or Asia, or something created pigs that have a green tinge. Do you know who else is green? The Martians, that's who! Inadvertantly, these Asian scientists are creating a Master Race of Pigs, that armed with the ray guns that are their heritage, will turn us all into sausages and serve us with eggs or tasty McDonalds biscuits.
The end is at hand, my friends.
[ This Message was edited by: $yTHe {Ret.} on 2006-03-31 18:42 ]
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HaVoX
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Joined: September 07, 2003
Posts: 269
From: Florida whoo hoo
| Posted: 2006-03-31 10:00
Dont forget the "Bucking Chicken" thats one big mean looking bird, if they ally themselves with the pigs were toast.
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Sixkiller
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Courageous Elite Commandos
Joined: May 11, 2005
Posts: 1786
From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2006-03-31 13:21
so basicly what you are saying is that we should kill every pig we see? just in case?
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HaVoX
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Posts: 269
From: Florida whoo hoo
| Posted: 2006-03-31 13:26
it could be a animal conspiracy
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-03-31 14:05
I don't want Eggs and Green Ham, Sythe I Am...
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-RevenG-
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Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-03-31 14:17
Danget Coeus, I was gonna say that =P On a side note. Cows with guns are next >.>
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Lacrosseian
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Raven Warriors
Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2006-03-31 19:16
I fear IT most of all. IT is out there. IT is out to get us. IT will conquer us all.
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Borgie
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Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2006-03-31 20:01
ahh!!! run for your life giant green chicken riding pigs are coming !!!! run!!!
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-04-01 01:06
you guys are like soo weird *flips hair and giggles*
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$milingJ35te|2™{=21st=}[R33HG]
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From: smilingjester
| Posted: 2006-04-01 05:42
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On 2006-04-01 01:06, Evil GothThug wrote:
you guys are like soo weird *flips hair and giggles*
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ok 3 letters W...T...F
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Fatal Rocko Willis
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Fatal Squadron
Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
| Posted: 2006-04-01 11:00
Killer Tomatoes.... thats what I hate.....
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Fatal Instinct
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Joined: February 22, 2006
Posts: 2
| Posted: 2006-04-01 11:28
the worst threat will be cybernetic gerbils in 50 ton battle armor, they want our salted sunflower seeds!!!
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-04-01 11:59
Wasn't there a movie about killer tomatoes? I forget the name, but it was awesomeness.
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Fatal Rocko Willis
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Fatal Squadron
Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
| Posted: 2006-04-01 12:01
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes....
Classic Cult B flick...... got it here at home....
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-04-01 23:06
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On 2006-03-31 14:17, -RevenG- wrote:
Danget Coeus, I was gonna say that =P On a side note. Cows with guns are next >.>
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I think I have that song somewhere...
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