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-Flipasaurus Wench-
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Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: August 28, 2002
Posts: 449
From: 44° North, 88° West
Posted: 2006-05-08 17:25   
It has come to my attention that there haven't been many random forum topics that make me giggle like I used to, so... I took it upon myself to start what I would like to call...


I was thinking about something funny to say in the GCQL last night, but it just wasn't happening. I then became extremely bored, and this is what happened...

Long ago, there was a guy name Faustus who made a game. He could do anything he wanted... Even morph into a star and start people on FIRE!


Faustus became so overwhelmed with pwning newbies, he had to hire some extra help.

First, he needed a pirate.


Second, he needed a hunky nerd-in-hiding to lure in the prey...


Unfortunately, all he lured in was GothThug...(coming soon!)


Lastly, Faustus needed to find someone who wasn't afraid of pwning his own kind...


.....Next up! The players, and the reasons behind their insanity......



[small][ This Message was edited by: -fLiPPeR- on 2006-05-08 17:27 ][/small]

[ This Message was edited by: -fLiPPeR- on 2006-05-08 17:29 ]
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Lux (Polaris)
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Joined: April 20, 2004
Posts: 835
From: Asgard
Posted: 2006-05-08 17:30   
Nicely done....

I like the 'Faustus' one and the one with Bito....lol
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: February 16, 2004
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From: South Philly
Posted: 2006-05-08 17:35   
ROFL @ the last one...
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-RevenG-

Raven Warriors

Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2006-05-08 17:50   
ROFLMAO. Loved the last one =D
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-Flipasaurus Wench-
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Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: August 28, 2002
Posts: 449
From: 44° North, 88° West
Posted: 2006-05-08 17:51   
Let us not forget about our dear and loving /send f-ers... I have compiled a few illustrations of some the more annoying players.. imho

First, there is the great Coeus, master of all innapropriate comments.


Then there is Backslash*Jack* with his super human ability to fall in love in record time.


Don't forget Lacrosseian, master of the mullet, and the cup on a stick game.


There's GothThug/TwistedGothThug/AdmiralGothThug...Whatever...


and last but not least there is -RevenG- and his lovely mail-order bride from Russia... Don't they look lovely together?



..theres more to come!
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Grimith
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Joined: August 09, 2003
Posts: 836
From: Your local future farm.
Posted: 2006-05-08 17:51   
*roars with laughter* These are awesome, Flipper. Very funny, and very cute.



---Edit: I'm so torn between Josef's and Coeus' pictures as my favourite ones. I absolutely cannot decide between the two. Josef definitely wins for the coolest picture... but Coeus' is just... absolutely...

Truthful, maybe?

The drunk Itallion Stallion!

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GothThug {C?}
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Posted: 2006-05-08 17:54   
Flipper you lil witch im not a woman!
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Posted: 2006-05-08 17:55   
The Mail Order Bride thing was a joke, between me and Feral j00 fool. Btw Feral, she should be coming in a week.
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Posted: 2006-05-08 18:05   
yeah. awesome. flipper wins many cookies.

Brillance!

Edit: you forgot demorion. I think he's crying in the corner.

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-Flipasaurus Wench-
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Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: August 28, 2002
Posts: 449
From: 44° North, 88° West
Posted: 2006-05-08 18:08   
I thought about drawing Dem's Mom... but... I just couldn't for the life of me stop laughing...

Ill make sure to draw him tonight if I have time.

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From: South Philly
Posted: 2006-05-08 19:41   
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA! You just SOOOO made me wanna get a mohawk again! ROFL!
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Ramius
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From: Ramius
Posted: 2006-05-08 19:43   
oh boy...
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Crim
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Posted: 2006-05-08 19:44   
None of me? Oh shucks...If ya do, be sure to include my hotdog
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Lux (Polaris)
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Joined: April 20, 2004
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From: Asgard
Posted: 2006-05-08 19:48   
There's are good.

Just had to state the obvious there...
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Posted: 2006-05-08 19:52   
Oi oi oi! When do we get Kits drawing =P
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