| Author |
{News Report}ICC {5/30} |
Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
|  Posted: 2006-05-30 20:53
The ICC War Machine
------------------------------------
The ICC War Machine marches onwards to victory, quickly taking control of Van Maanen,Lalande, and Cincinnati from the UGTO. The battle for Lalande was the longest lasting battle, only due to the UGTO keeping close to the planets Vesper, Ringo, and Ian. It took a small fleet of bombers to capture these planets when the UGTO moved to Van Maanen, where Admiral James 'Crimson' Watts managed to capture Gefjon and Ran in a short time. Holding out for the allies to capture the three planets, Watts made small runs on Hler to divert the UGTO. Upon capturing Hler, Kari, and Unn, Watts helped rebuild the destroyed buildings, and went to help the forces now on their way to Cincinnati. Early this morning, Cincinnati fell to the overwhelming ICC forces. Lalande and Cincinnati are now being fought over by both factions.
The Space Warriors Research on Cheese
-------------------------------------------------------------
The Space Warriors Institute of Cheese has recently been studying on increasing the potency of cheese, and has succeeded! A man now of the age of 132 has been eating cheese for the past eighty years of his life, and does not plan too. He has been the focus of many of the Space Warriors studies,since the beginning of the Space Warriors. He recently tested the first line of new cheesecakes, with cheese with a 200% increase in nutrients. The cheese is said to rejuvenate the body, and give the person eating the cheese horrible gas. Little has been said on how much the cheese will end up costing, but it is expected to be three dollars a block of cheese, relatively high in todays standards.
War with the K'luth?
--------------------------------------
Recent invasions on K'luth systems have flagged discussions within the ICC High Command. Many ICC pilots feel a War with the K'luth would rapidly weaken the ICC, leaving them with little resources to defend their own systems. Many of the ICC High Command feel the ICC industrial and Mining planets can produce the needed resources for two wars, and are ready to launch an all out assault on both the UGTO and K'luth. One ICC Pilot is quoted saying " Heh, I hate the damn cloaking bugs.. Don't want to fight them."
Ishral, a New River on Exathra
----------------------------------------------------
The ICC Expeditionary Forces have found an uncharted River on the South Eastern Continent of Exathra, Continued on Page Two
Exathra News Press
_________________
|
Bash
Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
| Posted: 2006-05-30 21:25
hmmmmmm
_________________
01:38:43 Shigernafy: "never trust a brit with your website.."
This message brought to you by the Flying Coffin Foundation"
12:02:07 Doran: "and you never hear AI complaining about how dumb players are"
|
Joe dirt
Fleet Admiral
Joined: April 18, 2006
Posts: 273
| Posted: 2006-05-31 03:02
any day icc beats back the forces of ugto its a good day
_________________
|
English
Deutsch
Nederlands
)
