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Peter Wiggin
Midshipman
Joined: November 10, 2005
Posts: 636
|  Posted: 2006-06-23 13:59
1.Incoming Pcannon and torp fire has the right of way.
2.Friendly fire hurts more than enemy fire.UGTO take note.
3.When you are outnumbere 6-1 by the ICC the Arc bug will kick in when you need your armor the most.
4.Your JD will fail to work in combat but will work perfectly back at sol.
5.You will shoot a torp salvo that will kill a enemy ship.The game will lag and your enemy will disco behind you and rip up your rear and kill you.He will still be alive.
6.Lag is your friend.....When he's not bothering you
7.Two WeeksTM does not mean two weeks.IT means two years minimum
8.The only time this game hasnt sucked was 1.480
9.The biggest threat on the battlefield is not the Big Station.Its that little noob in the scout that can open up your armor for a Ion Cannon shot and leave you for dead.
10.The time you get frustrated and cuss out the other side when your faction needs you is when a mod comes out of nowhere and bans you for a week.
Feel Free to add more to the list.
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Capt.picard
Admiral
Joined: April 15, 2005
Posts: 97
From: Peterborough, England
| Posted: 2006-06-23 14:08
11. it is almost certain you will make an a fool of your self at least once a week with a typing error.
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GothThug {C?}
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-06-23 16:51
The server desynchs and 10 Kluth are right behind you and screen freeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after that death and xTx once again remains untouchable i'll get you!
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Bobamelius
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 2074
From: Ohio
| Posted: 2006-06-23 17:13
When exploits are available, some people will always use them, and brag about it, to make themselves feel big.
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shine
Cadet
Joined: September 21, 2001
Posts: 153
| Posted: 2006-06-27 21:23
The other side will always find an excuse to nuke =)
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Peter Wiggin
Midshipman
Joined: November 10, 2005
Posts: 636
| Posted: 2006-06-27 21:38
15.GothThug will always post more than you.And thats just on compensation threads.
15a.Its because DS Lag sucks so bad he needs to.
16.[S.W]Riley! will always word things in a way those with dirtyminds can find questionable and disturbing (quit friggen tempting me Riley you trying to get me banned  )
17.The first time you accidentally hit Shift B will be with all your bombs unloaded at 500gu to target while your armor is weakened from planet def.
18.Hell hath no fury like 6 UGTO stations at your doorstep
19.Logistics wins the battle.No supply ships=no repairs=free kill.
20.If something your about to type in lobby causes you to laugh for more than 15 seconds before hitting the enter key,then you should hit backspace.Now.
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MainDarkmaster*P3*
Admiral
Joined: May 28, 2005
Posts: 97
From: USA
| Posted: 2006-06-27 22:49
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18.Hell hath no fury like 6 UGTO stations at your doorstep
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18.Hell hath no fury like 6 UGTO scouts at your doorstep
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BackSlash
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Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-06-28 06:27
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15.GothThug will always post more than you.And thats just on compensation threads.
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Leonide
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: October 01, 2005
Posts: 1553
From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2006-06-28 10:29
21. don't face a combat crazy pilot in a dread. you might not survive.
22. shoving roids around while building a planet is a bad thing.
[ This Message was edited by: leonide*P2*(should be P4) on 2006-06-28 10:32 ]
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-06-28 16:39
23) There will always be someone to piss you off, even if you're the person that pisses everyone else off.
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A Troll =SSC=
Cadet
Joined: August 15, 2002
Posts: 302
From: New Orleans,Louisiana
| Posted: 2006-06-28 17:58
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On 2006-06-27 21:38, Cobra 1-1 =SSC= wrote:
15.GothThug will always post more than you.And thats just on compensation threads.
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I mean in frequency.
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-06-28 18:03
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On 2006-06-28 06:27, BackSlash *SL3* wrote:
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On 2006-06-27 21:38, Cobra 1-1 =SSC= wrote:
15.GothThug will always post more than you.And thats just on compensation threads.
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I mean in frequency.
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Yeah... Still not registering. GothThug posting more than me?
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-06-28 18:11
he means i post on the forums more than you lol usually i have like 10-20 posts a day but i've cut down ^^
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Leonide
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: October 01, 2005
Posts: 1553
From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2006-06-29 17:29
24. right when you need a certain player he either goes AFK or has to leave.
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Light-of-Aurora
Grand Admiral
Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2006-06-29 17:37
Big ships are worse than small ships!
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