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Peter Wiggin
Midshipman
Joined: November 10, 2005
Posts: 636
|  Posted: 2006-06-29 23:06
26.If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
(also number 87 on skippys list but this is good rule to live by on DS when it comes to lobby chat.had to add it
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Ragglock
Marshal
BIOnics Industry Syndicate
Joined: May 29, 2001
Posts: 1955
From: Denmark
| Posted: 2006-06-30 16:18
27. ME shows up 
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Borgie
Chief Marshal
Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2006-06-30 21:06
28: goth dies .. starts a comp request  sorry bud had to do it
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Peter Wiggin
Midshipman
Joined: November 10, 2005
Posts: 636
| Posted: 2006-06-30 21:52
29.Goth will always do something that gets him bagged on by everyone in the lobby
30.Coeus and Crim will hump your leg even if you are looking
31.Lark sig says dont play with fire play with larky.Play with fire instead.Larkys weapons fire will burn your ass worse than trying to tattoo yourself with a blowtorch.
32.Once you get that favorite Dread of yours for the first time.You will crash it the first time out in barnards star.*leonide take note*
33.Flipper is always going to be cooler than you.And um make more incomprehendable sentences then a army soldier with tourettes under fire on the radio.(i had to do it sorry flipper DONT HURT ME =) )
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Peter Wiggin
Midshipman
Joined: November 10, 2005
Posts: 636
| Posted: 2006-07-07 16:13
34.Asking for compensation is like looking for a house wife in a house of ill repute.(GOththug and SMokey take note.)
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doda *EP5 no longer exception...*
Grand Admiral
Joined: December 11, 2005
Posts: 1012
From: happy land
| Posted: 2006-07-07 16:28
35. Conservation of lag, lag can never be created or destroyed. It may only be converted from different forms.
ie: missles -- lag.
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GothThug {C?}
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-07-07 17:14
Never Get promoted on the battlefield with a demotion squad knocking at the dictor field, chances are you'll never escape 
Never Tick off Jack while in an ED, because everyone suffers
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-07-07 21:02
Made this one up on teamspeak a minute ago...
38) The Metaverse loading bar loading speed decreases a little more for each drink you have.
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Bash
Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
| Posted: 2006-07-08 00:43
lol you have to stop drinking for it to go up but then you wake up on the floor anyway.
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Bash
Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
| Posted: 2006-07-08 01:19
39) A bomber dread with all mirv owns a station.
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GothThug {C?}
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-07-08 01:58
40. The Station isnt destroyed but takes vengence and QST's or SI's the Bomber Dread from behind ^_^
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Old Man Sneaky
1st Lieutenant
Joined: June 28, 2006
Posts: 1
| Posted: 2006-07-08 05:09
41. Be Nice to noobs... You never know who the Next crazy guy in a dread is gonna be.
42. WHing someone into a planet is not cool... Dont matter who you are.
43. You will ask to many questions when you first start out. Keep asking anyway.
44. Never let the game be more then a game. You never know if they guy is in a Scout just for kicks (He might have a dread)
45. Some people dont know when to shut up... Stalk them with Missles.
46. ICC if you are about to die... dont just run like a cheep little... uhh you get the picture.
47. Same for you K'luth. Cloke is cheep
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-07-08 20:51
48: Cloak is the element of Surprise.....SURPRISE (destroyed)
49: ICC Run all the time its not a surprise they maybe regrouping
50. GothThug has the right of compensation....he's always unfairly outgunned, Overconfidenced, Bullied, And lags into planets Frequently
51. Quit Playing DS for awhile and wait until 11 pm or midnight when everyones asleep, do your stuff, EARN YOUR PRESTIGE BY BUILDING not bombing
52. GothThug is not a bomber whore, he always builds, he's always in the right when 1/3rd of the lobby disagree's
53. If you see GothThug Running, he has a good reason.
54. Do NOT Cuss Goth out using /T he will screen shot it and turn you in
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Kanman
Grand Admiral
Pitch Black
Joined: August 26, 2005
Posts: 1017
From: Virginia, United States
| Posted: 2006-07-08 20:55
55. When roiding ICC planets, the last roid, which will level the planet, always misses. Send a back-up.
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-07-08 22:50
56. When Kanman is near a planet Target him first then the smaller ships ^_^
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