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Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda)
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From: Pittsburgh PA, USA
|  Posted: 2006-11-30 15:04
Whens the next episode comin??
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Coeus
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Joined: March 22, 2006
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2006-11-30 16:38
ROFL! Reminds me of what Drow wrote for me years ago 
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Feralwulf
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Joined: January 24, 2004
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From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2006-11-30 18:36
It's TRUE! Lord help me it's ALL TRUE!
I am a Legend!
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Lacrosseian
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Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2006-11-30 23:35
I will probably add another part to his legend after classes tomorrow. I hope you all are enjoying this as much as I am putting it together. And Feral, I am sorry that all those redneck chats from clan and friends chat are making their way into this thread. 
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Bash
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| Posted: 2006-12-01 07:38
nice
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Lacrosseian
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| Posted: 2006-12-01 21:05
It wasn't long before Feral was a senior and the prom was upon him. He first found a beautiful date for the prom.
And of course had to get the limo.
But he had to settle for the neighborhood car.
Along with some flowers to give her when he picked her up.
Unfortunately, he had an embarassing moment on the way to the prom. He was pulled over for driving too slow.
And so prom night was spent in jail.
[ This Message was edited by: Green Beret on 2006-12-01 21:10 ]
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Lacrosseian
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| Posted: 2007-04-09 00:06
In light of the recent petition, I find it necessary to resurface some background information that may contribute to the cause.
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Poopshackles
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Joined: June 02, 2006
Posts: 96
From: Cambridge Ont.
| Posted: 2007-04-09 13:01
2many a redneck
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Poopshackles
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From: Cambridge Ont.
| Posted: 2007-04-09 13:20
I wonder if those pots were made of of lead
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Lacrosseian
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| Posted: 2007-12-14 13:03
I feel it is time to add to Feral's legacy with a Christmas carol created by Jeff Foxworthy. I do not take any credit for this:
Woo! Somebody done been to the WalMart!
Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas.
Well you cleaned up, whatcha get?
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT
You got gypped, there's 12 days to Christmas!
I know that, i got it covered! Look over there in the corner!
That's yours too?
yeah!
12 pack of bud
11 wrestlin' tickets
Tin a' copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT
Man, these ain't normal christmas presents!
Naw, they're Redneck Gifts!
Redneck gifts?
yeah, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin' lures,
or if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells.
Perhaps if you think that the nut cracker is something you did off the high dive
or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights
or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus!
Whats wrong with that?
I didn't say anything's wrong with it, it's hard to beat..
12 pack of bud
11 wrestlin' tickets
Tin a' copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT
Well, you know you can't really consider it Christmas unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your Momma
You're not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear, that's where the 9 years probation comes in.
Now I'm gonna do it for you again,listen
12 pack of bud
11 wrestlin' tickets
Tin a' copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT
Are you cryin?
Naw, just my allergies
Happy Holidays everybody!
Note: I myself have mispelled something in Christmas lights...
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Feralwulf
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From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2007-12-14 16:12
And for those who can't picture my Redneck Accent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAqUEikKz9k&feature=related
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Little Pet Slinki
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Joined: April 16, 2006
Posts: 836
From: United Kingdom, South West.
| Posted: 2007-12-14 19:49
Who needs to Imagine, when I've heard! Yes, ferals voice, Is really redneck.
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Lord Raiden *Super Sup*
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Interstellar Cultural Confederation United
Joined: March 23, 2002
Posts: 91
From: London
| Posted: 2007-12-15 08:31
oh god i've never laughed so much this year...
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Coeus
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-12-15 16:00
EPIC RETURNAGE!
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Lacrosseian
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Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2009-03-21 23:32
Just a friendly reminder that Feral is indeed a redneck.
(Yes, I did just necrobump my own thread)
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