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12 Things You Should Never Say To A Cop... |
Prometheusbum(England)
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From: Articus A
|  Posted: 2006-12-17 10:05
lol gd work rocko lol.
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Ship-Of-Fools
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| Posted: 2006-12-17 10:37
[ This Message was edited by: Ship-Of-Fools(Kinda Recruiting...) on 2006-12-17 10:41 ]
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Enterprise
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| Posted: 2006-12-17 11:12
"No officer im not drunk, it's just that purple leprachaun in front of me wanted to know if I could drive with no hands..."
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Griff
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| Posted: 2006-12-17 13:04
Here is one that i have used and got out of a ticket because of it, but i dont suggest useing it.
After beeing chased a few miles and speeding, took him a minute to catch up, cop pulled me over and the conversation went something like this...
"Son, why are you driveing so fast?!, where is the fire?!"
I replied " Sorry officer, my ex-wife left me for a cop, and i thought you were him trying to give her back."
He laughed and told me to slow down and get out of his face.
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| Posted: 2006-12-17 14:39
sorry officer but when i was reaching for my crack pipe my gun fell off my lap and onto the gas pedal.
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| Posted: 2006-12-17 15:04
"Sorry officer, I thought we were racing to crispy cremes..." (Yes, it's bad, who cares.)
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JackCrackerMan
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| Posted: 2006-12-17 19:54
I like my response to when I got pulled over (The same night I had just gotten my car back from the engine swap I had done). Hi officer, I was only going "your speed here." I actually got out of that ticket!
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buzzcoxss (Artisen Anitomical)
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| Posted: 2006-12-17 23:40
the sad thing is i have said them all but #4 and #5
oh ya dont for get to say after a race "can i get a copy of that" they dont think that is funny but i have 15 tickets lloll
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Borgie
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| Posted: 2006-12-17 23:51
i got out of a ticket the other day for playing stupid..
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| Posted: 2006-12-18 05:09
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On 2006-12-17 23:51, Frozen Borg wrote:
i got out of a ticket the other day for playing stupid..
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2006-12-18 17:19
If only the cop knew that you weren't playing 
/you opened yourself right up for that one... hehe 
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