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NoPants2win
Cadet
Joined: February 23, 2002
Posts: 1275
From: Poorly ventilated paint storage facility.
|  Posted: 2007-01-16 23:33
I'm really sorry to waste your time with this, well, actually, no I'm not. But in either case, there is something that I need to get off my chest.
A little background.
A long time ago, in Darkspace Beta land, there was a fleet called Death Incarnate, far too cool for me of course, but when someone tried to restart it again post-release, they actually let me in.
The man who tried to resurrect the fleet was named Quiic. At least, I think. Anyways, he was one of those salt of the earth types. Wouldn't shoot corp pilots during scenario games, opened doors for old ladies etc.
Anyways, (and this was back in the day of cloaked tractor beams) one day I happened upon Quiic's assault dread afking at a planet. I was kluth, in a piercer.
Here it is folks:
I, NoPants2win, did willfully and with malice, tractor beam push my own fleet commander into the side of some crappy little terran planet. Not only that, I did it cloaked, while he was afk, and never told him. I quit DI the very next day.
Its haunted me to this very day. True story.
I kinda wish I hadn't done that. I think it makes me a lesser man.
Anyways, heres where I'd apologize for wasting your time too but:
not sorry
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2007-01-16 23:42
That's right, let it all out.
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Misery
Cadet
Joined: January 12, 2007
Posts: 11
| Posted: 2007-01-17 00:01
You did, what any man would have done.
Put him in his place, then leave his fleet and lol'z at him.
*claps*
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2007-01-17 04:58
I want the 2 minutes of my life back that you just wasted.
[i]And I don't care if I just laughed my ass off...
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This version would be so much better if we could do this. I'd never leave K'luth.
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Ship-Of-Fools
2nd Rear Admiral
Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
| Posted: 2007-01-17 05:31
<-----makes his "Alllrighty then" face
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Coeus
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-01-17 07:54
That poor Assault Dread crew.... 1200 lives just snuffed out like that! *bows head*
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2007-01-17 08:13
Hahahaha!
I can just see the look on Quiic's face now 
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Legatus Immolation
Marshal
Joined: December 20, 2004
Posts: 384
| Posted: 2007-01-17 13:27
i just laughed my ass off nicely done.
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Zeritu
Grand Admiral
Pitch Black
Joined: December 02, 2002
Posts: 264
| Posted: 2007-01-17 13:34
Corp mates out of MV are Open Game to attack.
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Fattierob
Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2007-01-17 14:06
I remember, I almost did that to Xin's EAD back in .480. fully outfitted.
i've never seen a dread turn so slowly in vain before.
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Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda)
Grand Admiral
Sanity Assassins
Joined: February 19, 2006
Posts: 919
From: Pittsburgh PA, USA
| Posted: 2007-01-17 15:39
I tried to do that to goth thug when he was luth actually.....i lagged out too bad.....didnt work.....he went to icc.....boo hoo.
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Supertrooper
Marshal
Pitch Black
Joined: March 18, 2004
Posts: 1895
From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2007-01-17 15:41
I thought this was a Goththug Cry For Help™ post..
[ This Message was edited by: Crim on 2007-01-17 15:41 ]
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Lark of Serenity
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: June 02, 2002
Posts: 2516
| Posted: 2007-01-17 18:53
i killed a guy in scenario trying to steal my planet, then went and got an engineer and came back to it, he came back with an assault dread to get revenge on me, but jumped to the opposite side of the planet... so i tractored him into it.
boy was me mad
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Coeus
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-01-17 20:35
Assault Dread vs Engy... oh yeah, thats fair... heh
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Misery
Cadet
Joined: January 12, 2007
Posts: 11
| Posted: 2007-01-18 00:31
Scenarios were the bomb before SY's =/
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