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You know you are a DS Junkie when... |
|Kakashi|
Fleet Admiral
Joined: April 04, 2007
Posts: 448
|  Posted: 2008-02-08 01:09
You say you need more cargo space in your car for inf (passengers)
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| Dark Hiigaran |
Chief Marshal
Joined: July 07, 2007
Posts: 425
From: Slovenia (Europe)
| Posted: 2008-04-08 10:30
1: At work your boss talks about a company merger to decrease competition and your reply is that “well Sir mergers rarely work but if we take their best 20 planets then we can capture the rest”.
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2: When your girlfriend says she wants to move in with you, you inform her that you’ll go ahead and start dropping bombs on your neighbour and MIRV its's def.
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3: You don’t watch the news anymore but wait for someone to forward you a “report”
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4: You never throw away mail no matter how old it is in case the “Admiral” wants to check it.
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5: That time you suspected your girlfriend was cheating on you, you hired 50 scout ships to follow her through town.
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6: At the board meeting the CEO asks you to get to work on the hostile take over of another major corporation and you inform him that your plan is to send 4 separate guys 5 seconds apart to win them over to your side.
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7: The name on the front of your house is “Earth” and you mark your postal code as: Sol3rd
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8: At the last family gathering you counted your family members and informed them that as there were already 98 in total you would soon have to start kicking some out of the fleet to get better ones.
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9: You can’t understand why you can’t find dark matter on the map
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10: You’re still reading this instead of looking for free porn on the internet while your ques are caping enemy systems.
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11: You have just been served divorce papers and you told the mail carrier to send the letter to your diplomat.
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12: You broke up with your girlfriend and you send her a threatening message that dreadnoughts are on the way.
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13: Your kids ask you to go outside to play catch and you call for a sitter.
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14: Your hosting a party and you tell your guests exactly what time they need to leave so they all get to their homes at the same time based on the speed they like to travel.
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15: You meet a new guy at work that seems pretty cool but you ask to see his email so you check on his rank.
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16: Your neighbor pisses you off so you start building dread so you can attacking him.
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Damn I'm addict XD
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Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda)
Grand Admiral
Sanity Assassins
Joined: February 19, 2006
Posts: 919
From: Pittsburgh PA, USA
| Posted: 2008-04-08 11:14
...you get half a red spider tattooed on your left cheek, and the other half on the right cheek. Time to got drop some MIRVS off at the pool.
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|Kakashi|
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Joined: April 04, 2007
Posts: 448
| Posted: 2008-04-10 04:33
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On 2008-04-08 11:14, Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda) wrote:
...you get half a red spider tattooed on your left cheek, and the other half on the right cheek. Time to got drop some MIRVS off at the pool.
[ This Message was edited by: Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda) on 2008-04-08 11:14 ]
[ This Message was edited by: Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda) on 2008-04-08 11:16 ]
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I dont get it
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GothThug {C?}
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2008-04-10 04:39
i got it lol XD
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Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda)
Grand Admiral
Sanity Assassins
Joined: February 19, 2006
Posts: 919
From: Pittsburgh PA, USA
| Posted: 2008-04-10 05:27
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On 2008-04-10 04:33, Pritos Assassin [A-A]™ wrote:
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On 2008-04-08 11:14, Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda) wrote:
...you get half a red spider tattooed on your left cheek, and the other half on the right cheek. Time to got drop some MIRVS off at the pool.
[ This Message was edited by: Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda) on 2008-04-08 11:14 ]
[ This Message was edited by: Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda) on 2008-04-08 11:16 ]
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I dont get it
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Ill take a photo and post it. lol
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Hellza - Dark Master
Fleet Admiral
Praetorian Wolves
Joined: June 06, 2004
Posts: 498
| Posted: 2008-04-10 06:22
You hit the Cruise control button in your car thinking its the Orbit button an head off to have a Coffee.
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Supertrooper
Marshal
Pitch Black
Joined: March 18, 2004
Posts: 1895
From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2008-04-10 07:16
You're about to make it with the hot girl from Jamba Juice (Smoothie place in the mall) and her dad walks in, and all you can say is 'God damnit, dictored..'
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|Kakashi|
Fleet Admiral
Joined: April 04, 2007
Posts: 448
| Posted: 2008-04-13 07:23
You start making a Player Dictionary A-Z
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Feralwulf
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2008-04-13 07:48
You wake upat 5am 30 minutes late for work, call in and say you won't be in until 9am Log on to Darkspace and never go to work.
I've done that.....more than once.
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Bardiche
Chief Marshal
Joined: November 16, 2006
Posts: 1247
| Posted: 2008-04-13 07:59
... You make a thread where you gather all symptoms of being a DS Junkie.
... You get up after an epic battle for a cup of coffee, and realize it's past 5 AM.
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|Kakashi|
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Joined: April 04, 2007
Posts: 448
| Posted: 2008-04-13 16:05
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On 2008-04-13 07:59, Bardiche wrote:
... You get up after an epic battle for a cup of coffee, and realize it's past 5 AM.
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I do have an epic battle for coffee every morning.
The things just to damn hot.
But just right.
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