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Captain Caveman
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|  Posted: 2007-04-18 10:23
I use a load more toilet paper than my fiancee, but that's because I like spicy food and like to be gleaming when I leave the toilet. Also, I lay a couple of layers on top of the water to prevent what I call "splashback". When you hit 21 and start to love beer and curry, "splashback" becomes a part of everyday life. I like to think of it as ablative armour for my butt cheeks.
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From: happy land
| Posted: 2007-04-18 12:41
no, thats when you buy those comercial toilet covers to prevent splash. Either that or you go high altitude bio bombing.
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Light-of-Aurora
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Joined: December 01, 2003
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From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2007-04-18 16:14
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On 2007-04-18 10:23, Captain Caveman wrote:
food and like to be gleaming when I leave the toilet. Also, I lay a couple of layers
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Huh???!?
I don't get this line 
I think installing it facing the wall would just be a pain, and its effect on TP usage wouldn't be statistically significant.
This calls for experimentation! 
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Feralwulf
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From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2007-04-18 16:53
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On 2007-04-18 03:39, Cloned Borgie wrote:
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On 2007-04-17 19:02, Feralwulf wrote:
HELL YES! They will used an ENTIRE roll in a day! To them it's a Napkin, a Makeup remover, a paper towel, a snot rag, a Dish rag, Wrapping Paper (OMG they'll wrap ANYTHING in it), and of course it's intended use.
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only a redneck woman would thing to use tp as wrapping paper
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Dude...you ever let a woman live with you or OMG get married...just galance in the little Trash basket there in the bathroom....THEN tell me Only a Redneck woman would use TP for wrapping paper. I wasn't talking about wrapping PRESENTS here! 
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Fatal Command (CO)
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From: over here in New York noticing some ppl are like canoes.....they need to be paddled.
| Posted: 2007-04-19 07:12
Proper and economy based usage of TP
1. remove 1 square only from roll.
2. fold said sheet in half.
3. fols sheet in half again making a smaller square.
4. tear off inside corner (app 1/4" x 1/4") and place to the side.
5. reopen said sheet to full size
6. insert finger into hole in middle of TP.
7 use finger to remove excess material from associated location that required tp use.
8. wrap TP around finger to cover soiled area of said finger.
9.squeeze slightly and TP pull off finger in 1 smooth nonstop pull.
10. remember that lil piece you tore off and saved?use it to clean under fingernail if needed.
10.dispose of both pieces in approved and sanitary method in approved container.
with this method your 1 roll should last approximately 6 months.
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2007-04-19 07:39
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On 2007-04-19 07:12, Fatal Command*CO* wrote:
Proper and economy based usage of TP
1. remove 1 square only from roll.
2. fold said sheet in half.
3. fols sheet in half again making a smaller square.
4. tear off inside corner (app 1/4" x 1/4") and place to the side.
5. reopen said sheet to full size
6. insert finger into hole in middle of TP.
7 use finger to remove excess material from associated location that required tp use.
8. wrap TP around finger to cover soiled area of said finger.
9.squeeze slightly and TP pull off finger in 1 smooth nonstop pull.
10. remember that lil piece you tore off and saved?use it to clean under fingernail if needed.
10.dispose of both pieces in approved and sanitary method in approved container.
with this method your 1 roll should last approximately 6 months.
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and there you half it folks, the building blocks or food posioning.
not to mention it could be come a sextual adiction and/or you can be called a dirty greedy person when anny one finds out.
And im not even mentioning that this reminds me of a anal fetish manual.
stil i had a good laugh keep up the good work 
o and i face the TP against the wall. and in europe we mostly have tiles in our toilet, so the TP wil hang against the Cold tiles. gives you a mutch more refreshing feeling.
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| Posted: 2007-04-19 15:15
That method involves to much work from the looks of it.
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-04-19 18:14
Wet-naps.
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From: happy land
| Posted: 2007-04-19 22:55
oh god dont tell me you do that irl O.o
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Lacrosseian
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| Posted: 2007-04-20 00:44
Psshhh, could always just use leaves if you don't want to waste TP. Could even make poison ivy or poison oak so you will probably go even less.
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-04-20 07:19
Real men use pine cones.
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| Posted: 2007-04-20 11:03
You know, the gravitational pull might effect the toilet papers usage level also...
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2007-04-20 16:14
use a Bidet for crying out loud.
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