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The Bible, Cars and Long Hair... |
Fatal Rocko Willis
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From: Kentucky
|  Posted: 2007-05-11 22:15
A young boy had just obtained his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you didn't get your hair cut."
The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair.
To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
[ This Message was edited by: Rocko Willis on 2007-05-11 22:16 ]
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2007-05-13 15:59
Hardest statement to word about long hair, the bible and walking.
stil. i gota say a agree on some parts.
ok i don't want to generalize but look at the last 50 years.
Usage of bicycle is increased to about 200%
usage of cars us increased from about one car on every 200 households to at its current stage of about 2 cars a household.
obicidies (or however you correctly write it.) is increased becous of this.
why i tell you. most people use cars, public transportation.
darn we even use a car to get like 700 meters away to a convinient store. (about 765 yards)
in the days of mozes and sorts the maby even had to walk like 3 kilometers to a well to get water on a daily bases for like 6 to 10 times a day. (1.85 miles)
even in the 1870 just inside or at the start of industrilization most people worked hard on the farmland.
or worked as a clerc in a office working from 7 am to 4 pm maby even 6 pm, hauling paperwork, inspecting, when it was over most likely had to walk home if there was no tram service for about 3 miles.
if you look at it you might say. darn the need to go on a more rich diet.
why becous today those things would be the equivelent of big burger, the fat was all over it but the worked it off.
today i tell you us people stil eat. might even have food that has the same amount of fat as those days, but we don't work it of.
ya we work it of in the gym. but why waste resources (time) on somthing that can be done even at work.
i know this al wel known facts but i like to state them again.
and i hope that when your reading this and look down at that belly you realize.
so thats why it looks so fat.
people move and shake that booty becous people we might need genetic engeneering to help us if we don't stop this in this generation and the next.
So for anny one that beleaves in a god ask him to help your selfs and te rest of the world.
(/me askes budah for assistance.)
(And for a 3 solid euro cent coin.)
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From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2007-05-13 18:27
Eledore... wth.
Its a joke dude.. a joke.. one of my favorites nonetheless...oi veh.
-Ent
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FIR3T0N3 [R33]
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| Posted: 2007-05-13 20:17
maby i should have added the correct.
[winston churchil voice]
[comedy sarcasm]
[/etc.]
next time ill add them when ever gona use them ok.
deal 
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2007-05-13 21:49
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On 2007-05-13 20:17, Dikkertjedap wrote:
maby i should have added the correct.
[winston churchil voice]
[comedy sarcasm]
[/etc.]
next time ill add them when ever gona use them ok.
deal
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You gain a brownie point for mentioning winston churchill
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Kanman
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From: Virginia, United States
| Posted: 2007-05-14 10:14
holy crap! Eledore wrote his thesis to counter argue a joke. Eledore, no! Bad Eledore! Bad! Go to your corner!
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From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2007-05-14 10:47
Way to take the junny out of a joke Eledore...
I thought it was hilarious anyway - passed it onto my family 
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2007-05-14 14:00
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-05-14 16:46
LOL Rocko! You've got too much time on your hands brother 
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| Posted: 2007-05-14 17:45
LMFAO!
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| Posted: 2007-05-16 12:49
lol....
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