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Top ten NOOb questions answered(since no one reads the manual) |
thundercat984
Cadet
Joined: December 31, 2005
Posts: 166
From: southern us
|  Posted: 2007-08-19 17:08
1) "I just started what do I do?"
Click the red up date diamond.
2) "How do I land?"
There is no landing, only planet collisions and the shame of not being able to avoid something as big as a planet.
3) "What is the point of this game?"
To kill others or since we have safe zones near-universal domination
4) "why do I die so fast?"
You are new and haven't upgraded your ship.
5) How do you no I haven't upgraded my ship?"
Because no one ever upgrades their ship until someone tells them to.
6) how do I get money?
ask whoever is in the biggest ship you see for some.
7) why are people saying things about my mom in the lobby?
Ask you mom, if she didn't do those things people wouldn't say anything about her.
 how do I get a bigger ship?
killing other players or other player's planets
9) Why are the people in the lobby different colors?
yellow=player
green=mod
white and red=muted player
plain white=see so rarely it's not worth mentioning
10) Why is the sky blue?
For those kind of questions and any others you have, you need to ask Doran. He's one of the green guys in the lobby. Now, if he doesn't answer you at first don't worry. Just keep on asking him as many times as you need or want, he really loves the attention.
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2007-08-19 17:09
and you think they'll read this too?
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thundercat984
Cadet
Joined: December 31, 2005
Posts: 166
From: southern us
| Posted: 2007-08-19 17:10
well you never know.
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NiteHawk
Fleet Admiral
Joined: September 16, 2001
Posts: 209
From: Sag Hothha
| Posted: 2007-08-19 17:11
Doran for pres!
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doda *EP5 no longer exception...*
Grand Admiral
Joined: December 11, 2005
Posts: 1012
From: happy land
| Posted: 2007-08-19 19:12
We need a popup with the FAQ
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LAG
Marshal
Lethal Assault Group
Joined: September 19, 2004
Posts: 323
From: Margaritaville
| Posted: 2007-08-20 04:28
Well, the sky isn't always blue..., mostly during daylight hours. It's black at night of course.
Why The Sky Is Blue
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Gejaheline
Fleet Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 19, 2005
Posts: 1127
From: UGTO MUNIN HQ, Mars
| Posted: 2007-08-21 14:08
If you want to be REALLY pedantic, you'd say that the sky is transparent during the night.
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