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The Rules of the Burger King Crown |
Fatal Rocko Willis
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From: Kentucky
|  Posted: 2007-11-19 18:13
In gerneral, whoever places the Crown on his or her head first, then in a loud voice proclaims, "I am the King" is from that moment forward, in charge. Rule ends if Crown is removed (see Coup d'etat). Crownings can happen anywhere.
General Rules:
1. There can only be one King.
2. The King always gets his/her way.
3. The King must speak with some kind of cool accent.
4. The King makes all the important decisions governing selection of TV channels, movies, radio stations, as well as popular activities like snow-boarding, pool hopping and cow tipping. The King also determines who gets the remote, who rides "shotgun" and, of course who pays.
5. Rule ends when Crown is removed for more than 3 seconds (see Three Second Law).
6. Disagreement with the King results in a "penalty." This is decided by the King. Common penalties include: forfeiture of fries, surrender of video game controller and banishment from office cubicles.
Three Second Law: The Kings rule ends when the Crown is removed from thier heds for any reason, acidental or otherwise. The first person to exclaim, "One... Two... Three... King" may claim the Crown.
In The Event Of A Tie: If two people Crown themselves King simultaneously, the person whose bith date is closest to Dec. 4th, 1954 (date the first Burger King® restaurant opened) is King.
Coup D'Etat: If everyone agrees you completely stink as King, your rule may be renounced. This constitutes a Coup d'etat. A new King may be Crowned if the group can reach a unanimous decision. If not, the Three Second Law applies.
Kingdom: If you are eating in a Burger King® restautant, your rule extends all the way to the edge of the parking lot. Off restaurant grounds, your rule extends to a radius of 10 feet around you in any direction.
Warning: Burger King® Crowns are made of paper. Your rule may end prematurely if Crown is exposed to water or flame.
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2007-11-19 20:45
Sounds like fun. We need a VIP mode in darkspace 
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Junky Da FunkyMonke
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From: The Hotel California, takes excursions to Deep Sexys Space every now and then
| Posted: 2007-11-19 22:06
This is on the side of all of those Burger King crown things at the counter lol...
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Fatal Rocko Willis
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From: Kentucky
| Posted: 2007-11-20 09:38
Yes It Is! Umm... Thats why I posted it here.. I thougt it was a bit funny... Obviously I Phailed...
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Sixkiller
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From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2007-11-20 09:41
i didnt know it, funny to me:P
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codenemesis
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Joined: June 10, 2007
Posts: 185
| Posted: 2007-11-20 15:46
YOU STOLE RICHARDS CROWN?! awsome! does that mean im the lead dev?
XD LAWL
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TheHunter
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Joined: July 05, 2005
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From: 3rd Star from the Left and keep going till Morning
| Posted: 2007-11-20 15:59
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On 2007-11-20 15:46, codenemisis wrote:
YOU STOLE RICHARDS CROWN?! awsome! does that mean im the lead dev?
XD LAWL
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Grabs hold of the resourcer and launches it at Codes Head ...
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Coeus
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-11-20 18:23
/me demands rightful proof that the Crown was legally removed from Bito's head...
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Fatal Rocko Willis
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From: Kentucky
| Posted: 2007-11-20 19:12
If you look at Bito's Sig Tag you will notice i am playing dead in the background... shortly after the pic was taken I jumped up and stole the Crown... I have now just reveald I have posession of..
The One Crown that Binds them ALL!
[ This Message was edited by: Rocko Willis on 2007-11-20 19:23 ]
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Coeus
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-11-20 19:16
Vote to overthrow Rocko for being a sucky king & re-crowning Bito?
AYE!
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