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Coeus
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Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: March 22, 2006
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From: Philly
Posted: 2008-04-08 17:32   
From: Grand Admiral Coeus Darksoul
To: ICC Fleetwide & Civilian Merchants bearing ICC Markings
Security Level: None

RE: Brain Damaged UGTO - new security procedures.

In an attempt to dissuade the UGTO from their most recent course of insanity (See: UGTO News Publication RE: "Hannibal's Cooking Lessons") all ships bearing ICC colors are hereby recommended to immediately jettison the following cargo:

[ul]
[li]All forms of spices, such as Paprika, Cumin, Olde Bay, and so on.
[li]All forms of herbs
[li]Any and all forms of cooking oil
[/ul]

In the event of the capture of your ship, all ICC military vessels are to stick to the standing orders and dump their cheese stores into their plasma manifolds. All civilian ships bearing ICC colors are advised to take up this practice.

The less tastey we are, the more likely they are to just shoot us mercifully if we are captured.

Of course, you could just do what we do best and kill them first... but hey, its best to be prepared, amIrite?

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Bardiche
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Joined: November 16, 2006
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Posted: 2008-04-08 17:44   
You could also beat them to the act and kill yourself the moment your ship gets captured.
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Coeus
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From: Philly
Posted: 2008-04-08 18:00   
Yeah but the only reason we ever get captured is because we're too busy dating cheerleaders & getting drunk while the uggies are off playing with themselves
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codenemesis
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Joined: June 10, 2007
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Posted: 2008-04-08 18:30   
And thats why soon as i git admiral i am going kluth....

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Panduh
Grand Admiral
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Joined: June 03, 2007
Posts: 250
Posted: 2008-04-08 21:50   
I fully support such a protocol!

COEUS FOR PREZ!
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DMC-13
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Evil Empires Inc.

Joined: February 16, 2008
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From: Huntington Beach, California, USA
Posted: 2008-04-09 00:28   
Considering the fact that they also eat "live meat", getting rid of the spices, herbs and cooking oil isn't going to help. Might I suggest finding a way to "sour" the meat, such as a strict diet of dill pickles and lemonaid.

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FlyD4wn
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Joined: October 19, 2004
Posts: 138
From: Netherlands
Posted: 2008-04-09 04:51   
Quote:

On 2008-04-08 21:50, Fatal Panda (w00tcakes) wrote:
I fully support such a protocol!

COEUS FOR PREZ!




Agreed! =)
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Xpli$it
Marshal

Joined: March 06, 2004
Posts: 486
From: Canada
Posted: 2008-04-09 11:32   
.... Fools. Clearly the only logical solution is to begin devouring each other before those UGTO monsters get us.

Fellow ICC, begin consumption of your fellow soldiers.




.. But, who will be the last one left alive and uneaten? Who will eat him if not the UGTO?


We have a major problem on our hands.
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Coeus
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Joined: March 22, 2006
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From: Philly
Posted: 2008-04-09 17:51   
This takes "Eat me!" to a whole new level..
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