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Nax Marshal
Joined: May 12, 2005 Posts: 768
| Posted: 2008-08-01 06:45  
My sources suggest the object or creature asked for three fiddy before disappearing.
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Budziq Cadet
Joined: May 19, 2008 Posts: 1
| Posted: 2008-08-03 00:44  
[Incoming message Scramble code Beta1.500]
[Message Decrypted...]
Confurmed I have seen it with my own eyes.
The Cheese Cannon™ was tested by an Unknown Member of the ICC high command
The Cheese Cannon™ Launches a high velocity Cheese Projectile
that tears thru SubSpace emmitting a high power EMP.
When the target is hit by the Projectile the Cheese covers the ship disabling weapons with the creamcheese outercore and then the solid Chedder Core clogs the Engines disabling sublight and the jumpdrive
it renders the ship innert where it can then be captured cleaned and stripped of its technology to be sent to our reverse engineering specialists on Exathra.
This message is Top Secret however i feel the Public Needs TO KNOW
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[ This Message was edited by: Unknown ICC on 2008-08-03 00:49 ]
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doda *EP5 no longer exception...* Grand Admiral
Joined: December 11, 2005 Posts: 1012 From: happy land
| Posted: 2008-08-03 01:20  
[Incoming message FUTURE PLOX]
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I HAS A CHEESE BURGER!
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sorry couldnt resist
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Supertrooper Marshal Pitch Black
Joined: March 18, 2004 Posts: 1895 From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2008-08-03 02:18  
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On 2008-08-03 00:44, Unknown ICC wrote:
[Incoming message Scramble code Beta1.500]
[Message Decrypted...]
Confurmed I have seen it with my own eyes.
The Cheese Cannon™ was tested by an Unknown Member of the ICC high command
The Cheese Cannon™ Launches a high velocity Cheese Projectile
that tears thru SubSpace emmitting a high power EMP.
When the target is hit by the Projectile the Cheese covers the ship disabling weapons with the creamcheese outercore and then the solid Chedder Core clogs the Engines disabling sublight and the jumpdrive
it renders the ship innert where it can then be captured cleaned and stripped of its technology to be sent to our reverse engineering specialists on Exathra.
This message is Top Secret however i feel the Public Needs TO KNOW
[End message Close Secure Channel]
[ TimeStamp:MsgCreatedBy: Unknown ICC on 2008-08-03 00:46 ]
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A cheese cannon? Who in there right mind would use something like Cheese as a weapon?
While we have worked on similar ideas, the failed emp beam, we wouldnt use our favored export as a weapon.
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DMC-13 Admiral Evil Empires Inc.
Joined: February 16, 2008 Posts: 187 From: Huntington Beach, California, USA
| Posted: 2008-08-03 07:00  
Seems to me that to destroy a couple of drones over just a "supply" ship makes me think that there is more here than meets the eye.
Maybe a Covert Opps mission should be launched by another faction to investigate this.
DMC-13
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Eledore Massis [R33] Grand Admiral Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002 Posts: 2694 From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2008-08-03 07:35  
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A cheese cannon? Who in there right mind would use something like Cheese as a weapon? |
| I bet you have never seen the destructive and acidic properties, when some one has opened a six year old sealed canester of "Jong Belegen Edammer keze" ?
Those have been known to cripple transports dead in space, think what it can do to UGTO Dreadnoughts when fired in numbers.
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Coeus Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006 Posts: 2815 From: Philly
| Posted: 2008-08-03 10:51  
Who do you think gave K'Luth their Bio Bombs?
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JBud Marshal
Joined: February 26, 2008 Posts: 1900 From: Behind you.
| Posted: 2008-08-05 06:54  
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On 2008-08-03 07:00, DMC-13 wrote:
Seems to me that to destroy a couple of drones over just a "supply" ship makes me think that there is more here than meets the eye.
Maybe a Covert Opps mission should be launched by another faction to investigate this.
DMC-13
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heh look at the forum this is Fan Fiction fan meaning nonstaff and fiction meaning fake so nothing is going on here but comedy...
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Mersenne Twister Fleet Admiral
Joined: May 11, 2003 Posts: 1161 From: Sector C Test Labs and Contol Facilities
| Posted: 2008-08-05 10:00  
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JBud Marshal
Joined: February 26, 2008 Posts: 1900 From: Behind you.
| Posted: 2008-08-05 11:18  
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HA!!!!!!!!!
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Supertrooper Marshal Pitch Black
Joined: March 18, 2004 Posts: 1895 From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2008-08-05 15:21  
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On 2008-08-03 07:00, DMC-13 wrote:
Seems to me that to destroy a couple of drones over just a "supply" ship makes me think that there is more here than meets the eye.
Maybe a Covert Opps mission should be launched by another faction to investigate this.
DMC-13
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They where in a restricted zone, where we have placed many warning beacons that force would be taken .
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Hellza - Dark Master Fleet Admiral Praetorian Wolves
Joined: June 06, 2004 Posts: 498
| Posted: 2008-08-05 23:45  
The Icc had found out cake turned out to be a lie!?
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doda *EP5 no longer exception...* Grand Admiral
Joined: December 11, 2005 Posts: 1012 From: happy land
| Posted: 2008-08-06 00:09  
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On 2008-08-03 07:00, DMC-13 wrote:
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Transformers, robots in disguise
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