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Doran
Chief Marshal
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From: The Gideon Unit
|  Posted: 2009-12-16 12:09
Sardaukar: Well Coeus, I'm going to Exathra with you. You know Jim Starluck, the ICC's moderator, gave me a job as Fleet Admin for as long as you're on the team.
Coeus: Look Sardaukar, if you're the Fleet Admin, you must know all the players.
Sardaukar: I certainly do.
Coeus: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Sardaukar: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ICC players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Coeus: You mean funny names?
Sardaukar: Strange names, pet names...like Fatal Ants...
Coeus: His brother Fatal Borgie.
Sardaukar: Fatal Borgie...
Coeus: And their Dutch cousin.
Sardaukar: Dutch?
Coeus: Eledore.
Sardaukar: Eledore. Well, let's see, we have on the ships, Banshee's on the dreadnaught, Lark of Serenity's on the cruiser, Leonide is on the destroyer...
Coeus: That's Lark of Serenity I want to find out.
Sardaukar: I say Banshee's on the dreadnaught, Lark of Serenity's on the cruiser, Leonide's on the destoryer.
Coeus: Are you the moderator?
Sardaukar: Yes.
Coeus: You gonna be the Fleet Admin too?
Sardaukar: Yes.
Coeus: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Sardaukar: Well I should.
Coeus: Well then Banshee's on the dreadnaught?
Sardaukar: Yes.
Coeus: I mean the fellow's name.
Sardaukar: Banshee.
Coeus: The guy on the dreadnaught.
Sardaukar: Banshee.
Coeus: the dreadnaught pilot.
Sardaukar: Banshee.
Coeus: The guy playing...
Sardaukar: Banshee is on the dreadnaught!
Coeus: I'm asking YOU Banshee's on the dreadnaught.
Sardaukar: That's the man's name.
Coeus: That's Banshee's name?
Sardaukar: Yes.
Coeus: Well go ahead and tell me.
Sardaukar: That's it.
Coeus: That's Banshee?
Sardaukar: Yes.
PAUSE
Coeus: Look, you gotta dreadnaught pilot?
Sardaukar: Certainly.
Coeus: Banshee's playing the dreadnaught?
Sardaukar: That's right.
Coeus: When you pay off the dreadnaught pilot every month, Banshee gets the subscription?
Sardaukar: Every dollar of it.
Coeus: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on the dreadnaught.
Sardaukar: Banshee.
Coeus: The guy that gets...
Sardaukar: That's it.
Coeus: Banshee gets the subscription...
Sardaukar: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Coeus: Banshee's wife?
Sardaukar: Yes.
PAUSE
Sardaukar: Lark of Serenity's wrong with that?
Coeus: Look, all I wanna know is when you recruit the dreadnaught pilot, Lark of Serenity's in his sig?
Sardaukar: Banshee.
Coeus: The guy.
Sardaukar: Banshee.
Coeus: Lark of Serenity's in his...
Sardaukar: That's in his sig.
Coeus: Banshee?
Sardaukar: Yes.
PAUSE
Coeus: All I'm trying to find out is Lark of Serenity's the guy's name on the dreadnaught.
Sardaukar: No. Lark of Serenity is on the cruiser.
Coeus: I'm not asking you Banshee's on the cruiser.
Sardaukar: Banshee's on the dreadnaught.
Coeus: One ship at a time!
Sardaukar: Well, don't change the players around.
Coeus: I'm not changing nobody!
Sardaukar: Take it easy, buddy.
Coeus: I'm only asking you, Banshee's the guy on the dreadnaught?
Sardaukar: That's right.
Coeus: Ok.
Sardaukar: All right.
PAUSE
Coeus: Lark of Serenity's the guy's name on the dreadnaught?
Sardaukar: No. Lark of Serenity is on the cruiser.
Coeus: I'm not asking you Banshee's on the cruiser.
Sardaukar: Banshee's on the dreadnaught.
Coeus: Leonide.
Sardaukar: He's on the destroyer, we're not talking about him.
Coeus: Now how did I get on the destroyer?
Sardaukar: Why you mentioned his name.
Coeus: If I mentioned the destroyer pilot's name, Banshee did I say is playing the destroyer?
Sardaukar: No. Banshee's playing the dreadnaught.
Coeus: Lark of Serenity's on the dreadnaught?
Sardaukar: Lark of Serenity's on the cruiser.
Coeus: Leonide.
Sardaukar: He's on the destroyer.
Coeus: There I go, back on the destroyer again!
PAUSE
Coeus: Would you just stay on the destroyer and don't go off it.
Sardaukar: All right, Lark of Serenity do you want to know?
Coeus: Now Banshee's playing the destroyer?
Sardaukar: Why do you insist on putting Banshee on the destroyer?
Coeus: Lark of Serenity am I putting on the destroyer.
Sardaukar: No. Lark of Serenity is on the cruiser.
Coeus: You don't want Banshee on the cruiser?
Sardaukar: Banshee is on the dreadnaught.
Coeus: Leonide.
Sardaukar & Coeus Together: the destroyer!
PAUSE
Coeus: Look, you gotta ECCM boat?
Sardaukar: Sure.
Coeus: the frigate's name?
Sardaukar: Code Red.
Coeus: I just thought I'd ask you.
Sardaukar: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Coeus: Then tell me Banshee's playing the frigate.
Sardaukar: Banshee's playing the dreadnaught.
Coeus: I'm not... stay out of the big ships! I want to know Lark of Serenity's the guy's name in the frigate?
Sardaukar: No, Lark of Serenity is on the cruiser.
Coeus: I'm not asking you Banshee's on the cruiser.
Sardaukar: Banshee's on the dreadnaught!
Coeus: Leonide.
Sardaukar & Coeus Together: destroyer!
PAUSE
Coeus: the frigate's name?
Sardaukar: Code Red.
Coeus: Wapan!
Sardaukar: Oh, he's the scout.
PAUSE
Coeus: Look, You gotta station on this team?
Sardaukar: Sure.
Coeus: the station's name?
Sardaukar: Fatal Retribution.
Coeus: You don't want to tell me today?
Sardaukar: I'm telling you now.
Coeus: Then go ahead.
Sardaukar: Fatal Retribution!
Coeus: Lark of Serenity time?
Sardaukar: Lark of Serenity time Lark of Serenity?
Coeus: Lark of Serenity time Fatal Retribution are you gonna tell me Banshee's flying the station?
Sardaukar: Now listen. Banshee is not flying the station.
Coeus: I'll break your arm, you say Banshee's on the dreadnaught! I want to know Lark of Serenity's the station's name?
Sardaukar: Lark of Serenity's on the cruiser.
Coeus: Leonide.
Sardaukar & Coeus Together: the destroyer!
PAUSE
Coeus: Gotta engineeer?
Sardaukar: Certainly.
Coeus: The engineer's name?
Sardaukar: Slinki.
Coeus: Slinki, and Fatal Retribution's flying the station.
Sardaukar: Now you've got it.
Coeus: All we got is a couple of noobs on the team.
PAUSE
Coeus: You know I'm a engineer too.
Sardaukar: So they tell me.
Coeus: I get behind the front line to do some fancy building, Fatal Retribution's flying the station on my team and a battle dread jumps in. Now the battle dread caps the planet. When he caps the planet, me, being a good engineer, I'm gonna throw the infantry out at the dreadnaught. So I pick up the infantry and unload it to Banshee?
Sardaukar: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Coeus: I don't even know Lark of Serenity I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Sardaukar: That's all you have to do.
Coeus: Is to unload the infantry to the dreadnaught.
Sardaukar: Yes!
Coeus: Now Banshee's got it?
Sardaukar: Naturally.
PAUSE
Coeus: Look, if I unload the infantry to the dreadnaught, somebody's gotta get it. Now Banshee has it?
Sardaukar: Naturally.
Coeus: Banshee?
Sardaukar: Naturally.
Coeus: Naturally?
Sardaukar: Naturally.
Coeus: So I pick up the infantry and I unload it to Naturally.
Sardaukar: No you don't, you unload the infantry to Banshee.
Coeus: Naturally.
Sardaukar: That's different.
Coeus: That's Lark of Serenity I said.
Sardaukar: You're not saying it...
Coeus: I unload the infantry to Naturally.
Sardaukar: You unload it to Banshee.
Coeus: Naturally.
Sardaukar: That's it.
Coeus: That's Lark of Serenity I said!
Sardaukar: You ask me.
Coeus: I unload the infantry to Banshee?
Sardaukar: Naturally.
Coeus: Now you ask me.
Sardaukar: You unload the infantry to Banshee?
Coeus: Naturally.
Sardaukar: That's it.
Coeus: Same as you! Same as YOU! I unload the infantry to Banshee. Banshee ejects the infantry and the guy runs to the cruiser. Banshee picks up the infantry and unloads it to Lark of Serenity. Lark of Serenity unloads it to Leonide. Leonide unloads it back to Fatal Retribution, Triple play. Another guy jumps in and worm-holes to Wapan. Code Red? Leonide! He's on the destroyer and Reek Havoc!
Sardaukar: Lark of Serenity?
Coeus: I said Reek Havoc!
Sardaukar: Oh, that's our dictor.
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Don Nukey of ICC *CO*
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Interstellar Cultural Confederation United
Joined: June 05, 2006
Posts: 429
From: Zeebrugge, belgium
| Posted: 2009-12-16 13:15
huh interesting
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CM7
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Faster than Light
Joined: October 15, 2009
Posts: 1812
| Posted: 2009-12-16 13:28
wth is this?
sounds like the 3 stoges lol
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Borgie
Chief Marshal
Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2009-12-16 14:38
nice
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The Fridge
Chief Marshal
Templar Knights
Joined: December 13, 2008
Posts: 559
From: In Your Fridge, Eating your Foods.
| Posted: 2009-12-16 14:51
Yer I'm pretty drunk to of read this.
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Wapan
Grand Admiral
Joined: September 28, 2009
Posts: 12
From: Wapan
| Posted: 2009-12-16 15:21
I just like that I made it in lol
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Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2694
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2009-12-16 17:16
Just one Question:
Where is FROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sens [R33]
Admiral
Joined: September 27, 2008
Posts: 1020
From: Edge of th...
| Posted: 2009-12-16 17:49
Reminds me of whos on First.
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Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
| Posted: 2009-12-16 18:02
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On 2009-12-16 17:49, Sens wrote:
Reminds me of whos on base.
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Wait a second, What?
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Starcommander
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Posts: 579
From: In your base, stealing your cookies
| Posted: 2009-12-16 18:24
oh my head!
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Sens [R33]
Admiral
Joined: September 27, 2008
Posts: 1020
From: Edge of th...
| Posted: 2009-12-16 18:27
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On 2009-12-16 18:02, Sardaukar wrote:
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On 2009-12-16 17:49, Sens wrote:
Reminds me of whos on base.
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Wait a second, What?
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Yes, whats on second.
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Izzy
Fleet Admiral
Interstellar Cultural Confederation United
Joined: March 15, 2006
Posts: 41
From: USA
| Posted: 2009-12-17 02:05
who's on first
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The Fridge
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From: In Your Fridge, Eating your Foods.
| Posted: 2009-12-17 11:43
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On 2009-12-17 02:05, izzy wrote:
who's on first
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I think your on third.
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2009-12-17 12:09
Reminds me of any kind of communication on modsend.
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2009-12-17 12:14
10 points to fattie
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