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Faster than Light
Joined: June 20, 2009
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From: sol
|  Posted: 2010-05-10 15:01
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- You jump to help your friend, but it's you who's trapped.
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that is the most true thing here.
[ This Message was edited by: Admiral CRAZY45 on 2010-05-10 15:01 ]
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Kangaroosteak
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Joined: April 03, 2010
Posts: 149
From: Somewhere...
| Posted: 2010-05-10 17:38
Here's a few more that I thought up.
-No matter how slow and predictable your enemy is moving, your missiles will always miss.
-A friendly planet will always steal kills from you.
-No matter how many allies are near you, you're the only one with luth dreads on your tail.
-Your allies will always target the scout, even though there are multiple enemy dreads closing in.
-The chances of jumping into a minefield are proportional to how random and secluded the jump area is.
-There is always an enemy fleet on the other side of that jump gate.
-Though they seem unintelligent, a gaifen swarm will always out maneuver and destroy your ship.
-There is always too many supply ships when you're in a suppy yourself, but there are none at all when your dread is done respawning.
-Your ally will always gain twice as much prestige from that battle than what you’ve obtained.
-You will always get demoted as soon as you rank up.
-There is always one player on your team that ruins your truce with another faction.
-You never have enough eccm’s on your ship to find that luth dread.
-Ironically, the most efficient tactic for starter player is the easiest one… Space + V.
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SpaceGK
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*Renegade Space Marines*
Joined: July 26, 2009
Posts: 323
From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2010-05-10 18:25
-You will always disconnect as you are flying towards a planet in your biggest ship. (*boom*)
-You will always hit the spacebar by accident when u have a friendly supply ship targeted (i'm sorry...and also *boom*)
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L. B. Exodus
Admiral
Joined: September 07, 2006
Posts: 10
| Posted: 2010-05-10 20:38
- the MV is always redder than you left it
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Draxcyn
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Pitch Black
Joined: April 26, 2008
Posts: 46
From: Here.
| Posted: 2010-05-10 21:08
-Ugto will always have more Stations than any other faction
-kluth dreads such as krills and siphons will have no less than 2 in a fleet
-ICC will always have more than 3 Missile dreads hugging in their planet .
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Julian Delphiki
Admiral
Joined: June 19, 2002
Posts: 170
| Posted: 2010-05-10 22:10
For the past week, kluth have outnumbered ugto stations at least 2:1.. But generally, that one is true 
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Gin Ichimaru
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Joined: March 17, 2006
Posts: 110
From: Undisclosed
| Posted: 2010-05-10 22:41
* When u jump to into a missle swarm, u only start lagging when an unexpected enemy shoots you.*
Pew Pew, Zap Zap, Pew Pew Pew *Boom*
- 150 Pres
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SpaceAdmiral
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Joined: May 05, 2010
Posts: 1005
| Posted: 2010-05-10 22:47
Im new but
-your jump will always end on the point of convergence of all dreads' line of fire in the area, friendly or not, about .5 seconds before they all alpha
-the place where your jump ends will always be in a dread slugout
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Kangaroosteak
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Joined: April 03, 2010
Posts: 149
From: Somewhere...
| Posted: 2010-05-10 23:21
The enemy dictor ship will always be out of assault beam range.
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Tellaris
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Galactic Navy
Joined: April 30, 2002
Posts: 830
From: Land of Chocolate
| Posted: 2010-05-11 01:12
Hey Condemned, I read this things.....
Besides, at least the FF didn't kill ya, yet
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Aeraesoria
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Synchronicity
Joined: October 25, 2007
Posts: 49
From: Aeraesoria
| Posted: 2010-05-11 05:43
LOL I've had most of the stuff on that list happen to me at one time or another... here's one I had to deal with recently.
If you know there is a K'Luth nearby and your in a dread with a fleet of cruisers and a SS around there will always be that one K'Luth that will be close at hand to single you out. He is much closer to you then you think he is.
Hehe yeah... always remember... if you have a eccm on your ship and you suspect your gonna get surprised by that luth dread sneaking up on you to chomp on your butt always ping... if they are close... start hammering the space bar and hope your luck is good and your friends realize how close the blood thing is XD
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Icarus II
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Joined: December 23, 2008
Posts: 55
From: florida
| Posted: 2010-05-11 07:49
"27.If an enemy manages to move under your ship, your teammates will continue to alpha him until both of you are dead. " love it rofl
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Kenny_Naboo
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Joined: January 11, 2010
Posts: 3823
From: LobsterTown
| Posted: 2010-05-11 22:50
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On 2010-05-11 07:49, Icarus II wrote:
"27.If an enemy manages to move under your ship, your teammates will continue to alpha him until both of you are dead. " love it rofl
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LOL. It happened again a few hours back in R33. Someone alpha'ed my dying cruiser. In fact, all ships in the area were in bad shape after a long protracted battle. I went under another Uggy ship. That ship blew up..... killing me along with it... and also took out another uggy ship. And that other ship blew up, and took another ship along with it.
LOL. Domino effect. I think about 4 or 5 ships got wiped out Kamikaze style Funny as hell.
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Lrd_Hunter
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Joined: August 16, 2006
Posts: 245
| Posted: 2010-05-12 13:37
here one for ya you go to point jump an enemy ship only for your ship to stop 2000 GU away from were you targeted and the enemy you were pj jumps you with his friends and you go boom
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SpaceGK
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Joined: July 26, 2009
Posts: 323
From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2010-05-12 16:59
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On 2010-05-11 07:49, Icarus II wrote:
"27.If an enemy manages to move under your ship, your teammates will continue to alpha him until both of you are dead. " love it rofl
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they never seem to learn that they're shooting u, not the ship under u...
-pres for them. +pres for the nearby suppie. +pain for u.
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