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GothThug {C?}
Fleet Admiral

Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
Posted: 2005-07-05 11:19   
Me: "hey im gonna go to pluto to build it up"

Random Person: "Okay but watch out......
Me: Gets interdicted between Venus and Earth " oh crap"
Random Person "Gothy get out of there!!!!!
Me: "uh, oh dear 5 Siphons are closing on my pos...." Kluth Siphon Jumps on Top of my BD and Kills it
Random Person "Stupid n00b, you have to long jump!"
Me: "well i'll be darned, seems like the Kluth cant do anything alone lol"
Random Person: "Careful do not swear because you'll get banned"
Me: "banned whats that"
Server: [-Admin-] Person: "GothThug im kicking you for swearing please do not do this again or it'll be a 1 day ban"
Server: "you have been disconnected from the server"

and this was when i was Vice Admiral and you can fly BD's back then ugh ahh memories hehe




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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2005-07-05 11:49   
=)
far too boring without ya around goth
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Banshee
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: August 28, 2001
Posts: 2181
From: Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 2005-07-05 12:38   
Quote:

On 2005-06-04 11:19, BackSlash *Jack* wrote:
*hops in EAD*

[Player] has been destroyed by [-GTN-]BackSlash
[Player] has been demoted to Vice Admiral

True story, happened like...14 times.

*removed players name so I dont humiliate him/her*




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Mad Bum
Grand Admiral
ExtraTerrestrial Space Bums

Joined: March 06, 2004
Posts: 171
Posted: 2005-07-05 12:44   
Mad Bum: nobody is stupid enough to come through that gate when they know Im here in a minelayer dessie

Mousey: they will send a noob through

Mad Bum: but they know ive mined the gate ive sat here for 25 mins mining it



Mad Bum: invasion of the noobs


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Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
Posted: 2005-07-05 13:57   
lmao..

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Arcanum {C?}
Cadet

Joined: June 25, 2005
Posts: 222
Posted: 2005-07-05 14:02   
Me: "Dude, do you know how to cloud bomb?"
Topbum: "Uh...yes."

Enough said.


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Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
Posted: 2005-07-05 14:18   
Fresh off the MV..heheheh

[ESF]Stall: Go Flux Yourself!

[-GTN-]Crimson: Emp.
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Lark of Serenity
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: June 02, 2002
Posts: 2516
Posted: 2005-07-05 16:42   
me and banshee fighting in fleet admiral server, sol map with kluth:

dogfighting with a kluth siphon
siphon: ha, you may have beaten me, but i will be back! *ejumps*

Siphon has been destroyed by Earth

Siphon: i meant to go the other way -.-

Me and Bansh: uhm, the other way led into Venus...



Barnards star, defending against luthie fleet
luths have a hive and are slowly escorting it around the gas giant
hive is going top speed and apparently just set itself to full turn and walked away to get something (think it was bluevilstar flying)

me: hmm.. that hive is getting awfully close to...

Blueevilstar has been destroyed by gas giant!

me: the planet... oh well, clean up the rest of em i guess

randomkluth has been teamkilled by otherrandomkluth!

randomICC: hey, save some of you for us please?

me: kluth piloting skills rear their ugly head in the MV once again...


Enforc3r and a fleet of hives in jump
que gas giant
everyone knows about those =)


in luyten cloud bombing with some other ICC fleet that nobody really likes

me: ok, this guy is really pissing me off. he keeps flying into my bomb clouds and saying his are better when they always get toasted by the PD...
randomICC: yeah i know, hes being pretty loud about it too
jerkICC: your clouds suck!
me: ok ok, im gonna try one more time *sets up, makes a run*
jerk ICC comes in to cut me off and screw up my bomb cloud
/me vears off, random ICC hits V
jerkICC: omg.... omg omg omg.... (3% hull)
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Banshee
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: August 28, 2001
Posts: 2181
From: Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 2005-07-05 19:56   
Quote:


in luyten cloud bombing with some other ICC fleet that nobody really likes

me: ok, this guy is really pissing me off. he keeps flying into my bomb clouds and saying his are better when they always get toasted by the PD...
randomICC: yeah i know, hes being pretty loud about it too
jerkICC: your clouds suck!
me: ok ok, im gonna try one more time *sets up, makes a run*
jerk ICC comes in to cut me off and screw up my bomb cloud
/me vears off, random ICC hits V
jerkICC: omg.... omg omg omg.... (3% hull)




ICC's only civil 'Cold War'.. honest it was a Cold War... *Coughs*

Agents vs GDI.. those were the days.. I remember that one well Larky..

/me remembers clearly his devious setup that.. 'recitified' that particular situation... >=)
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2005-07-05 20:25   
Banshee: LOL JACK JOO NOOB!
Banshee has been destroyed by Sol!
BackSlash: HAH! NOOB!
BackSlash has been destroyed by Sol!
Rogue Spear: Hah Noobs!
GTN has been destroyed by Sol!
Rogue Spear: I.. am.. GOD!


True story.
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Entil-Zha the Starkiller
Chief Marshal
Ravenous Wolfpack Clan


Joined: May 02, 2005
Posts: 261
From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
Posted: 2005-07-05 21:27   
Yup.

That be Rogue Spear alright. I wasnt around when that happened...but...
Rogue is FAMOUS for stunts like that...if he got pres for JUST the people he killed like that...hed be GA with hundreds of thousands of pres I bet.
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Banshee
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: August 28, 2001
Posts: 2181
From: Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 2005-07-06 13:48   
Quote:

On 2005-07-05 20:25, BackSlash {C?} *Jack* wrote:
Banshee: LOL JACK JOO NOOB!
Banshee has been destroyed by Sol!
BackSlash: HAH! NOOB!
BackSlash has been destroyed by Sol!
Rogue Spear: Hah Noobs!
GTN has been destroyed by Sol!
Rogue Spear: I.. am.. GOD!


True story.




Small problem with that one being completely true, erm.. like the small issue of me not being online at the time and walking into a lobby laughing their arses off at it
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Serapis
Fleet Admiral

Joined: July 09, 2002
Posts: 73
From: Europe
Posted: 2005-07-07 05:15   
Quote:

On 2005-03-09 18:00, BackSlash {C?} *Jack* wrote:
Noob: I needs power..
Noob: *Builds 24 fusion gens*
Noob: Says I need workers
Noob: This games screwed man, its not even realistic
Noob leaves
Everyone: w..t..f?




LOL - thats freaking cool, why didn't I have that idea when I got bothered ...



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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
Posted: 2005-07-07 12:43   
That is the ESF planetary blueprint
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Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
Posted: 2006-05-22 00:29   
Tee-Hee..Thread revival.

UGTO Nub: Okay, gotta bomb the K'luth planet!
UGTO: Make sure you dont get to close..
UGTO NubL HAHAHAH Whys that? My Bomber Cruiser can take it all!
UGTO: Well, the beams hurt..and it shoots torps..
UGTO Nub: Hahah..I've fought k'luth! Their beams suck and the torps never hit!
UGTO: Well, these aret nor-
SERVER: UGTO Nub has been destroyed by Sag Hotha!
UGTO: Er..
UGTO Nub: OMFG THIS IS SO GAY IM LEAVING!
UGTO Nub Logs, and goes to the lobby
UGTO Nub: Hah, I so nuked Sag Hotha.

Yes, this happend..Wont disclose names =)
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