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GothThug {C?} Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005 Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2005-07-05 11:19  
Me: "hey im gonna go to pluto to build it up"
Random Person: "Okay but watch out......
Me: Gets interdicted between Venus and Earth " oh crap"
Random Person "Gothy get out of there!!!!!
Me: "uh, oh dear 5 Siphons are closing on my pos...." Kluth Siphon Jumps on Top of my BD and Kills it
Random Person "Stupid n00b, you have to long jump!"
Me: "well i'll be darned, seems like the Kluth cant do anything alone lol"
Random Person: "Careful do not swear because you'll get banned"
Me: "banned whats that"
Server: [-Admin-] Person: "GothThug im kicking you for swearing please do not do this again or it'll be a 1 day ban"
Server: "you have been disconnected from the server"
and this was when i was Vice Admiral and you can fly BD's back then ugh ahh memories hehe
[ This Message was edited by: GothThug {C?} on 2005-07-05 11:22 ]
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2005-07-05 11:49  
=)
far too boring without ya around goth
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Banshee Grand Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: August 28, 2001 Posts: 2181 From: Philadelphia, PA
| Posted: 2005-07-05 12:38  
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On 2005-06-04 11:19, BackSlash *Jack* wrote:
*hops in EAD*
[Player] has been destroyed by [-GTN-]BackSlash
[Player] has been demoted to Vice Admiral
True story, happened like...14 times.
*removed players name so I dont humiliate him/her*
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Im a firm believer in "A Picture says a thousand words" So here you are
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Mad Bum Grand Admiral ExtraTerrestrial Space Bums
Joined: March 06, 2004 Posts: 171
| Posted: 2005-07-05 12:44  
Mad Bum: nobody is stupid enough to come through that gate when they know Im here in a minelayer dessie
Mousey: they will send a noob through
Mad Bum: but they know ive mined the gate ive sat here for 25 mins mining it
Mad Bum: invasion of the noobs
[ This Message was edited by: Mad Bum on 2005-07-05 13:05 ]
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Crim Fleet Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003 Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-07-05 13:57  
lmao..
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Arcanum {C?} Cadet
Joined: June 25, 2005 Posts: 222
| Posted: 2005-07-05 14:02  
Me: "Dude, do you know how to cloud bomb?"
Topbum: "Uh...yes."
Enough said.
[ This Message was edited by: Esari on 2005-07-05 14:06 ]
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Crim Fleet Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003 Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-07-05 14:18  
Fresh off the MV..heheheh
[ESF]Stall: Go Flux Yourself!
[-GTN-]Crimson: Emp.
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Lark of Serenity Grand Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: June 02, 2002 Posts: 2516
| Posted: 2005-07-05 16:42  
me and banshee fighting in fleet admiral server, sol map with kluth:
dogfighting with a kluth siphon
siphon: ha, you may have beaten me, but i will be back! *ejumps*
Siphon has been destroyed by Earth
Siphon: i meant to go the other way -.-
Me and Bansh: uhm, the other way led into Venus...
Barnards star, defending against luthie fleet
luths have a hive and are slowly escorting it around the gas giant
hive is going top speed and apparently just set itself to full turn and walked away to get something (think it was bluevilstar flying)
me: hmm.. that hive is getting awfully close to...
Blueevilstar has been destroyed by gas giant!
me: the planet... oh well, clean up the rest of em i guess
randomkluth has been teamkilled by otherrandomkluth!
randomICC: hey, save some of you for us please?
me: kluth piloting skills rear their ugly head in the MV once again...
Enforc3r and a fleet of hives in jump
que gas giant
everyone knows about those =)
in luyten cloud bombing with some other ICC fleet that nobody really likes
me: ok, this guy is really pissing me off. he keeps flying into my bomb clouds and saying his are better when they always get toasted by the PD...
randomICC: yeah i know, hes being pretty loud about it too
jerkICC: your clouds suck!
me: ok ok, im gonna try one more time *sets up, makes a run*
jerk ICC comes in to cut me off and screw up my bomb cloud
/me vears off, random ICC hits V
jerkICC: omg.... omg omg omg.... (3% hull)
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Banshee Grand Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: August 28, 2001 Posts: 2181 From: Philadelphia, PA
| Posted: 2005-07-05 19:56  
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in luyten cloud bombing with some other ICC fleet that nobody really likes
me: ok, this guy is really pissing me off. he keeps flying into my bomb clouds and saying his are better when they always get toasted by the PD...
randomICC: yeah i know, hes being pretty loud about it too
jerkICC: your clouds suck!
me: ok ok, im gonna try one more time *sets up, makes a run*
jerk ICC comes in to cut me off and screw up my bomb cloud
/me vears off, random ICC hits V
jerkICC: omg.... omg omg omg.... (3% hull)
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ICC's only civil 'Cold War'.. honest it was a Cold War... *Coughs*
Agents vs GDI.. those were the days.. I remember that one well Larky..
/me remembers clearly his devious setup that.. 'recitified' that particular situation... >=)
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BackSlash Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003 Posts: 11183 From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-07-05 20:25  
Banshee: LOL JACK JOO NOOB!
Banshee has been destroyed by Sol!
BackSlash: HAH! NOOB!
BackSlash has been destroyed by Sol!
Rogue Spear: Hah Noobs!
GTN has been destroyed by Sol!
Rogue Spear: I.. am.. GOD!
True story.
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Entil-Zha the Starkiller Chief Marshal Ravenous Wolfpack Clan
Joined: May 02, 2005 Posts: 261 From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
| Posted: 2005-07-05 21:27  
Yup.
That be Rogue Spear alright. I wasnt around when that happened...but...
Rogue is FAMOUS for stunts like that...if he got pres for JUST the people he killed like that...hed be GA with hundreds of thousands of pres I bet.
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Banshee Grand Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: August 28, 2001 Posts: 2181 From: Philadelphia, PA
| Posted: 2005-07-06 13:48  
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On 2005-07-05 20:25, BackSlash {C?} *Jack* wrote:
Banshee: LOL JACK JOO NOOB!
Banshee has been destroyed by Sol!
BackSlash: HAH! NOOB!
BackSlash has been destroyed by Sol!
Rogue Spear: Hah Noobs!
GTN has been destroyed by Sol!
Rogue Spear: I.. am.. GOD!
True story.
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Small problem with that one being completely true, erm.. like the small issue of me not being online at the time and walking into a lobby laughing their arses off at it
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Serapis Fleet Admiral
Joined: July 09, 2002 Posts: 73 From: Europe
| Posted: 2005-07-07 05:15  
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On 2005-03-09 18:00, BackSlash {C?} *Jack* wrote:
Noob: I needs power..
Noob: *Builds 24 fusion gens*
Noob: Says I need workers
Noob: This games screwed man, its not even realistic
Noob leaves
Everyone: w..t..f?
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LOL - thats freaking cool, why didn't I have that idea when I got bothered ...
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Coeus {NCX-Charger} Admiral, I can't read, Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004 Posts: 3635 From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-07-07 12:43  
That is the ESF planetary blueprint
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Crim Fleet Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003 Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2006-05-22 00:29  
Tee-Hee..Thread revival.
UGTO Nub: Okay, gotta bomb the K'luth planet!
UGTO: Make sure you dont get to close..
UGTO NubL HAHAHAH Whys that? My Bomber Cruiser can take it all!
UGTO: Well, the beams hurt..and it shoots torps..
UGTO Nub: Hahah..I've fought k'luth! Their beams suck and the torps never hit!
UGTO: Well, these aret nor-
SERVER: UGTO Nub has been destroyed by Sag Hotha!
UGTO: Er..
UGTO Nub: OMFG THIS IS SO GAY IM LEAVING!
UGTO Nub Logs, and goes to the lobby
UGTO Nub: Hah, I so nuked Sag Hotha.
Yes, this happend..Wont disclose names =)
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