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Tellaris
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: April 30, 2002
Posts: 830
From: Land of Chocolate
|  Posted: 2005-03-12 19:31
Forum Noob: Argh, I hate double posting!
Everyone else: Use the delete post button in edit....
Also, only click send ONCE and wait. If you hit it twice, it sends the post twice, hence you get the double post.
NEED PATIENCE!
[ This Message was edited by: Baikon \"I shall return!\" on 2005-03-12 19:32 ]
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I hit planets for fun!
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Purpura
Cadet
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 27
From: Living on top of a tiki hut bar enjoying the sun and the ocean
| Posted: 2005-03-25 01:33
omfg these are really funney
i got 1 about me from way back from the good ol FA days sol kluth vs every1else i loved those battles
random luth:everyone get to earth and prep for final battle Icc massing at Venus
Me: ok i'll go get my siphon at Jumpgate b there ina sec
Me: god i hate this double jumping friggin sun
random luth: comeon man hurryup!
Me: k im behind moon im comein around
Server: M16 has been killed by Luna
Server: M16 has been killed by Earth
Me: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH CRAP!!!!
random luth: WTF!!!!!
random Icc: OMG M16 I thought i saw a huge explosion behind earth howd u pull that off?????
Me: omg
/me smacks himself
i think had something 2 do wiht lag i think i want strait though Luna and Hit Earth r something i don rember
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AdmBito
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: October 04, 2002
Posts: 1249
From: Its hard out here for a pimp
| Posted: 2005-03-25 11:55
I was the guy with mines on his Missle Dread once. During a lull in combat operations with the lobsters of doom (PB), we were orbiting a planet, and I figured out how to spin and drop mines in a pretty pattern. Pretty sweet eh?
9 mine slots X 8 mines each = A whole lot of pissed ICC.
Sorry guys. That million credits Azure gave me sure came in handy when I had to pay some of these guys back for blowing them up.
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2nd Rear Admiral Sobaan
Cadet
Joined: November 21, 2004
Posts: 30
From: The shadows of human imaginations abroad
| Posted: 2005-03-25 13:14
@ helza (page one)
my god! that was me! As unfortunate as that is and as studip as I may be to be proclaiming himself to be"'that guy what's been blowing up his own mines." Either way here's my side
Sobaan is attempting to travel around his own minefield and destroys a small number of mines by collision
(propably hellza):"Hey press v!"
Sobaan(hmm he must truly understand my plight and perhaps this would be a good idea) bear in mind this happened in less then half a second, I didn't truly think about this.
*boom*
fellow ICC member:"omg why did you do that?"
sobaan:"I can't believe I just did that -_-"
Then I sat around recovering from this act of shame I had performed until I had the cahonis to get back on, yes, I appologised publicly.
[ This Message was edited by: Sobaan on 2005-03-25 13:16 ]
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Yitram
Fleet Admiral
Joined: March 04, 2004
Posts: 94
| Posted: 2005-03-25 13:26
A few days ago, during the invasion and subsequent recapture of Sol:
ICC Newb (brother of slightly less uggie newb): Ohh, there's a group of large nme ships, i will take them down with my sensor scout!.
ICC Newb has been destoyed by Yitram.
[Repeat second line 10 times with different uggies in for my name.]
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Tael
2nd Rear Admiral
Palestar
Joined: July 03, 2002
Posts: 3695
From: San Francisco Bay Area
| Posted: 2005-03-25 13:37
Player A reports: "Player B is spamming the server with garbage chat..."
Staff pulls Player B's chat log...
Staff sends to Player A: "http://www.freetranslation.com/ try the German to English next time..."
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We get this more often than you might think...
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2005-03-25 14:16
Heres one I think were all familar with.
"* [UGTO Noob Going on IE Drives] WHOOHOO! Warp Speed!"
-Ent
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-03-25 14:52
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On 2005-03-25 14:16, Enterprise [-GTN-] wrote:
Heres one I think were all familar with.
"* [UGTO Noob Going on IE Drives] WHOOHOO! Warp Speed!"
-Ent
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UGTO NOOB aka our very own DEMORIAN!
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Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-03-25 15:15
 I cant belive people still post in meh forum..I'll come up with another story in a bit.
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-03-25 17:46
rofl, I'm cracking up.
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Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-06-03 19:03
Alright then..One fresh of the nubland.
UGTO BD nub: OMG!oneEleventyEleven! Im gonna use an all gauss BD!
Me: Er..No, that wont work well..
UGTO BD nub : UH huh! Its got so much ammo! and it fires realy realy fast!
Me : It does negetative damage o.O
UGTO BD Nub: SO! IM GONNA USE IT!
me: Fine fine..*couh*nub*cough*
UGTO BD nub : WTF?!!ONEONE!! He's not loosing any armor or shields!
me: because..gauss sucks.
SERVER: UGTO BD Nub has been destroyed by Random ICC Player
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Fleet Admiral Busby
Fleet Admiral
Joined: October 15, 2004
Posts: 239
| Posted: 2005-06-04 06:50
UGTO noob: woot i got a battlecruiser WOOT iam gona own
Evil Lol : Really? *hops into his Siphon*
UGTO noob : come here ill own your Dread!!!!
Evil lol: really come here then
*Sever UGTO noob has been destroyed by Evil lol*
*Sever UGTO noob has been demoted to commander*
True Story sware it made him quit lol 
[ This Message was edited by: Evil lol on 2005-06-04 06:55 ]
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-06-04 11:19
*hops in EAD*
[Player] has been destroyed by [-GTN-]BackSlash
[Player] has been demoted to Vice Admiral
True story, happened like...14 times.
*removed players name so I dont humiliate him/her*
[/lololooololololololoolfattie]
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LordShard
Cadet
Joined: April 28, 2005
Posts: 140
| Posted: 2005-06-04 14:09
[MoD]Hey you comming? What's taking you?
Me: I got interdicted
[MoD]Why you trying to jump through a cluster of planet? Now they are going to have alert!
Me:So?
Me:Hey One of those uggies just Pmed me saying he wouldn't kill me while I'm in this system
[MoD]OH GOD YOU STUPID NOOB!
[MoD]NOOOB!!!!!!!!!!
-I finally make it out of the planet cluster-
[MoD]WHy did you do that?!
Me:I like close jumping. 
-we go to the otherside of the jumpgate-
-10 seconds later 4 or 5 EADs jump in from the gate
[MoD]NOOOOOOB!
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Hellza - master
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Joined: February 24, 2004
Posts: 556
| Posted: 2005-07-05 09:20
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On 2005-03-25 13:14, Sobaan wrote:
@ helza (page one)
my god! that was me! As unfortunate as that is and as studip as I may be to be proclaiming himself to be"'that guy what's been blowing up his own mines." Either way here's my side
Sobaan is attempting to travel around his own minefield and destroys a small number of mines by collision
(propably hellza):"Hey press v!"
Sobaan(hmm he must truly understand my plight and perhaps this would be a good idea) bear in mind this happened in less then half a second, I didn't truly think about this.
*boom*
fellow ICC member:"omg why did you do that?"
sobaan:"I can't believe I just did that -_-"
Then I sat around recovering from this act of shame I had performed until I had the cahonis to get back on, yes, I appologised publicly.
[ This Message was edited by: Sobaan on 2005-03-25 13:16 ]
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lol thats right
*bumper* MORE MORE MORRREEE!!!!!
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