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Crim
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
|  Posted: 2005-03-09 16:50
-Story One-
Noob : OMG OMG!!11! This Scout has guns?! OMFG!! I can Pwn a dread.
Dread: Uhh..Yeaah... *Weird eyeys*
Noob: * Fires measely particle cannons*
Dread: * Bounces the fire away* Uhh..Why dont you run?
Noob: NEVERR!!1!!! I'll PWN Joo!!
Dread: Ok...* Charges CL2000s....and fire*
[ Im sure you guys know the rest of that one...]
-Story two-
Noob Engi : Ok...so I need around 60 population right?
Random Person : Yeah...You do.
Noob Engi : * Builds 32 domes, and spazzes out.* OmG! OmG!!!11! It wont let me build!11! It wont let me build!!
Random Person : Uhh...32 domes? That wont work..
Noob Engi : Oh God!! Oh God!! Help!!
Random Person : * Scraps all the stuff...*
Noob Engi: WTF are you doing to my planet?! * Reports the random person.*
-Story three-
K'luth Noob : Psshh..Cloak? My Uber !337 scout doesnt need to hide !!1!!
UGTO Vet : Uhh...An uncloaked scout? Within 200gu of a friendly planet? AWSOME!
K'luth Noob : My Uber !337 scout will pwn that dread!
UGTO Vet : He's coming towards me...Tee-Hee.
K'luth Noob : Bwhahah...Fear my Psi Cannons.
UGTO Vet : * Lets the two Psi Cannons hit him...* Fear my 7 Psi Cannons, and CL2000s! * Fires weapons*
K'luth Noob : * Goes boom.*
[ More to come, you guys can post some stories of when Noobs Screw Up.]
[ This Message was edited by: Crimson {Fear?} on 2006-05-22 00:29 ]
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Axianda The Royal
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Terra Squadron
Joined: November 20, 2001
Posts: 4273
From: Axianda
| Posted: 2005-03-09 16:58
Erm where is Story Two?
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Ulric Winters
Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 21, 2004
Posts: 198
From: Somewhere
| Posted: 2005-03-09 17:02
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On 2005-03-09 16:50, Crimson {Planet Deystroyer of Doom} wrote:
-Story One-
Noob : OMG OMG!!11! This Scout has guns?! OMFG!! I can Pwn a dread.
Dread: Uhh..Yeaah... *Weird eyeys*
Noob: * Fires measely particle cannons*
Dread: * Bounces the fire away* Uhh..Why dont you run?
Noob: NEVERR!!1!!! I'll PWN Joo!!
Dread: Ok...* Charges CL2000s....and fire*
[ Im sure you guys know the rest of that one...]
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LMAO i've had that happen once
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Crim
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-03-09 17:52
i edited... My bad
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-03-09 18:00
Noob: I needs power..
Noob: *Builds 24 fusion gens*
Noob: Says I need workers
Noob: This games screwed man, its not even realistic
Noob leaves
Everyone: w..t..f?
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2005-03-09 18:05
ICC Newb : "Uhh, I cant concentrate on turning, and speed while im trying to shoot!! Argh..."
AdmBito : "Just set me to follow. (Press F key)."
ICC Newb : "Er..k..."
SERVER : ICC Newb has been destroyed by Exartha!
AdmBito "*snickers*"..
-Ent
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Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-03-09 18:07
K'Luth Noob : Ok..So, I add all flux to this dessie?
Mad John : Yeah, and when anything comes near you..You bash your V key, and space bar!
K'luth Noob : Like this?! * Bashes the V key and Space bar*
Mad John [ No sytems, and bad armor damaged] : Ow...Good..but..ow...
Enterprise : * Pops up on the wounded Mad John, and makes him go boom..Then takes out the scout.*
[ This Message was edited by: Crimson [Recruiting] on 2005-03-09 18:10 ]
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Tellaris
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: April 30, 2002
Posts: 830
From: Land of Chocolate
| Posted: 2005-03-09 19:14
Baikon: Cool. I got a Missile Dread! Lets see how much it sucks!
Somebody: Don't waste our cash!!
Baikon: too late
Baikon: I got cool uber missiles!
*Flies to planet
Along comes Josef and his tracter scout...
*Baikon has been destroyed by Little Boonie!
Thats one of my noob moments...
#2
Engy Noob: Cool! I'm gonna build this planet!
Baikon: Go right ahead, but whatch out for Josef
Engy Noob: Why is my ship moving? Whats that green thing?
*Engy Noob has been destroyed by Maat!
Baikon: hehe... Thats josef...
I'll get you someday Josef!!!!!!
[ This Message was edited by: Baikon the newest Ghost on 2005-03-09 19:17 ]
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UnknownWarrior
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: July 18, 2002
Posts: 724
From: North Carolina, USA
| Posted: 2005-03-09 20:13
UGTO newb: *sits there behind the AD*Yeah, take that!!!My scount pwnzors!!!
Duo{21st}: er...is this guy a newb?
Banshee: Dunno....Most likely
Duo{21st}: *turns and fires 4 CL550's & 4 CL2000's*
SERVER: UGTO newb has been destroyed by Duo{21st}
[ This Message was edited by: Razgriz [R33] on 2005-03-09 20:13 ]
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Ospolos
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 31, 2004
Posts: 567
From: ON, CANADA
| Posted: 2005-03-09 20:37
SERVER: Matt has been captured by the UGTO
SERVER: Matt interdictor base has been scrapped by Ospolos...
Ospolos: oops, i meant to deactivate, and reactivate it...
---happend 5 times already due to miss judging the hot keys...---
Ospolos has been promoted to Admiral
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Ospolos: OMW, just modded an expensive gang, be there soon.
**Presses F2, enteres Nav Map, clicks on the planet to be defended, to be able to zoom into it to get the updated scenario...**
Ospolos has been destroyed by ORC6 Lost Colony....
Ospolos has been demoted to Vice Admiral
(The rest of the fleet): Gratz!
(and more..): GJ m8
**Tosses keyboard at the monitor**
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Fattierob
Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2005-03-09 21:28
Fattierob> hmm... I think i'll log into the chatroom...
(you know how the rest of this goes.)
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Lux (Polaris)
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Raven Warriors
Joined: April 20, 2004
Posts: 835
From: Asgard
| Posted: 2005-03-09 22:14
ICC Team Member: Ok, I just laid a huge nuclear minefield around this gate..those K'luth will get a big present if they come out here."
(Huge spirals of nuke mines around JG)
Doomdrake713(Kitsune):"Hey, I just made a new type of AC. I call it, the defender! 5 Pulse Shields, and two pulse lasers!"
ICC Team Member #2: "Nice."
Doomrake713(Kitsune):(Starts typing)
(Huge Explosion)
ICC Team Members #1,2,3,4,5: "........"
Doomdrake713(Kitsune): "Er....sorry..forgot to press enter before I typed.. eheh..."
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-03-09 23:01
UGTO Newb in Bomber scout: Hey guys, watch this!
Uranus is under attack!
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Ragglock
Marshal
BIOnics Industry Syndicate
Joined: May 29, 2001
Posts: 1955
From: Denmark
| Posted: 2005-03-10 00:59
[noobfleet] Imnew: how do i change ship ?
[Bis]Ragglock: fly into a shipyard, try sag hotha
server: [noobfleet] Imnew has been destroyed by Sag hotha
server: [noobfleet] Imnew has been destroyed by Sag hotha
server: [noobfleet] Imnew has been destroyed by Sag hotha
[noobfleet] Imnew: tried 3 times it don’t work my ship dies
[bis] ragglock: let me guess you don’t know how to use it ?
[Bis]Ragglock: I better tell you, don’t fly into it
….. (long explanation on how shipyards work)
true story 
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Hellza - master
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Joined: February 24, 2004
Posts: 556
| Posted: 2005-03-10 01:58
@kits story
hmmm it looks formilar to what i did to you guys one time XD
[-KES-]Hellza: Ok lets go near that icc plaanet
*Goes over*
[-KES-]Hellza: OMG looks at all of those mines near those planets!!! O.O
*you have send to this icc vet(and yes it was a vet: Hey press "V"!"
*sees a blue flash and all the mines around the planet goes poof"
[Raven]Kitsune: OMG (who ever it was, name here) WHY DID U DO THAT!!
(that person):-_- i cant beleave i just did that
(ROFL I REMEMBER THAT.. kit u remember that?.. bito was there too XD)
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