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RedDoggy(1)
Fleet Admiral
Agents
Joined: August 14, 2004
Posts: 118
From: Oregon
|  Posted: 2005-03-10 04:09
Noob: "Does jumping normaly take this long?"
Noob: (remember when we had uber amounts of newbies on, free play in MV, the spam was unbearible)
"I'm jumping"
"Be there in 30 sec
25 sec
20 sec
wow this is fast
18 sec..."
(u get the idea)
(same guy)
"ut ow, my shds r down to 50% and hull 65%"
"45%
40%
33%"
(aahhhhhh, STFU!)
Vet: "WHO? Built all IT missles?"
Me as Noob: Errr how do I use jumpgates? "fly thru them" ow...
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Demorian
Fleet Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: October 06, 2001
Posts: 3406
From: Charlotte, North Carolina
| Posted: 2005-03-10 07:53
01:32:06 [-GTN-]Demorian: "I was totally and completely oblivious to the interface of the game when I started, I did not see the jump drive or anything. So I'm in a frigate going 27 going "WHOOHOO! WARP SPEED!"
[PB]Varzadium pictures Demo saying that while holding a blow-dryer up to his face ...
-Dem
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BackAlley
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: September 24, 2002
Posts: 203
From: Pittsburgh,Pa. USA
| Posted: 2005-03-10 10:58
Omg, this is so funny
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Dionysus the Great
Admiral
Joined: June 23, 2002
Posts: 63
From: Las Vegas NV
| Posted: 2005-03-10 18:15
SERVER: [random noob] has been promoted to 2nd Rear Admiral!
[random noob]: SWEET! IM GONNA GET A DREAD!
me: ummm ICC dreads are extreamly crappy...
[random noob]:What the hell you know about dreads?!
*I roll my eyes...
[random noob]: Oh this thing is badass... I could kill anything!
5 minuets later...
SERVER: You have joing UGTO...
me: HEY! [Random noob] where are you? I can give you some credits to mod that thing to uberDread!
[random noob]: Im at Mars... Yeah im just relized i cant mod it without money...
me: Ok give me a sec...
*My EAD reaches Mars, Noting that another noob built it with a shield but no Defenses...
[Random noob]: HEY! WTF?!
SERVER: [random noob] has been destroyed by Admiral Dionysus{-GTN-}...
SERVER: [random noob] has been demoted to Captian...
[Random ICC people]: Gratz!
[random noob]: (Many bleeps) I HATE THIS GAME AND YOU DION!
*[random noob] leaves game
[UGTO Vets]: Nice one! Make that +1 on your small kil count!
me: hehe yeah... Im such an ass... LOL
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Crim
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-03-10 20:02
[ You guys rock  ]
- Uber-Dumb Noob- [this one happend a few days ago...heh..]
Noob : Heheh Im going to put Gauss cannons on my dessie becuase they have alot of ammo!!
[-FSN-]Crimson : Err..Bad..Bad..Idea
Noob: Why?! Its so !337!. * Loads all gauss.*
[-FSN-]Crimson : Err...What ever...
Noob : Ok..So theres a K'luth scout all alone? Hahah!! Im gonna own it!
[-FSN-]Crimson : Theres mor * Noob jumps to the scout.* Oh...God..
Noob : OMG11!!11!! Help!!!11!! There are twenty of them!!11!
[-FSN-]Crimson : Your the one with the gauss cannons..
SERVER: -Random Name- has been deystroyed by -Random K'luth name-
- Bad Case of the jumping bug- [Happend in the noob server earlier today.]
Noob : OMG!! My Ship!! It wont move!!
[-FSN-]Crimson : Uhh...Orbit a planet, it should help
Noob : HOW?! AHH!!!!!
[-FSN-]Crimson : You press F2, and click on a friendly planet..then press O.
Noob : * Presses F2, and clicks on enemy planet, with 14 defense ( All Fighters), then presses O* There.
[-FSN-]Crimson : Wich planet you goin to?
Noob : Earth [ Thats the enemy planet],
[-FSN-]Crimson : Oh god...Press J ! Now! * To late, noob jumps....*
[-FSN-]Crimson : ...Ow...
Noob : AHH!! * Is now surrounded by the entire K'luth fleet, along with 30 or so fighters.*
SERVER: -Random Name- has been deystroyed by Earth
[ Keep it alive boys  ]
[ This Message was edited by: Crimson [Recruiting] on 2005-03-10 20:58 ]
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2005-03-10 20:44
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On 2005-03-10 20:02, Crimson [Recruiting] wrote:
[-FSN-]Crimson : Oh god...Press the turn button! Now! * To late, noob jumps....*
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wont save you if you're already in jump alignment. have to cancel the jump too, not just turn to clear the orbit command
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-03-10 20:55
also F3 doesnt display enemy planets
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Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-03-10 20:59
[ Be hush..]
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-03-10 21:28
Haha, ownaged
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Darkspacian [R33]
Cadet
Joined: August 27, 2002
Posts: 253
From: USA
| Posted: 2005-03-10 21:57
If you target them it does.
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KanaDIEn ^_^
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 20, 2004
Posts: 294
| Posted: 2005-03-10 22:13
hehehehehehehe
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-03-10 22:30
Sometimes, spacy... doesn't always work for me.
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Hellza - master
Cadet
Joined: February 24, 2004
Posts: 556
| Posted: 2005-03-10 23:38
This should be renamed to "When Noobs Attack! Bom Bom Booooom"
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Hellza - master
Cadet
Joined: February 24, 2004
Posts: 556
| Posted: 2005-03-10 23:38
gah. /me hates double posting
[ This Message was edited by: Hellza, I see cheese its everwhere on 2005-03-10 23:40 ]
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2005-03-11 10:17
edit post > delete post checkbox
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