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When Noobs Screw up. [Version .483!] |
DarkSpin
Captain
Sanity Assassins
Joined: August 03, 2005
Posts: 651
From: Somewhere in the USA
|  Posted: 2007-08-29 18:23
UGTO noob: how to I upgrade my wepons?
DarkSpin: Right click on them.
UGTO noob: What? how do I do that?
DarkSpin: You click the Right side of the mouse on the schreen.
UGTO noob: "clicking left mouse butten" Like this?
DarkSpin: /me slaps his head... NO NO NO Left mouse butten.
UGTO noob: Like this? "finaly uses left mouse butten"
DarkSpin: Yes like that. Now click on the $ on the bottem right of the schreen.
UGTO noob: Ok done.
DarkSpin: Do it to everything.
UGTO noob: it wont let me click it anymore.
DarkSpin: K hold on.
UGTO Noob: SERVER: Receved 30000000 credits from DarkSpin
DarkSpin: Now finish upgradeing.
UGTO Noob: "Tractors DarkSpin"
DarkSpin: SERVER: You have been destroyed by Earth!
SERVER: DarkSpin has been demoted to Commander!
UGTO Noob: Sry I didnt know what that did.
DarkSpin: /me strangles UGTO Noob.
UGTO Noob: Sry! I didnt know what it did.
Actualy happend! it was anoying.
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thundercat984
Cadet
Joined: December 31, 2005
Posts: 166
From: southern us
| Posted: 2007-08-31 05:52
A few hours ago after a three way noob friendly fire fight, two of them log leaving one by himself with apparently nothing better to do.
random ugto noob * spams distress
chopper * hit shift j
chopper * lol
random ugto noob has been destroyed by Sol
chopper * lol
chopper * I laughed becaused I was joking
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HMSBlueprint
Joined: October 28, 2006
Posts: 119
| Posted: 2007-08-31 06:10
NOOB: yay i have ensign wooo, i am so much better than u blueloser i heard abour ur mirving
HMSBlueprint whispered to deadly assassin: hey lol lets see if this old trick works
HMSBlueprint: hey ok as ur so much better i wondered if u could help me, put me on follow
Deadly assassin: UR NOT THATS EVIL!!
HMSBlueprint: hes asking for it lol
NOOB: ok on follow
*HMSBlueprint sets course slap bang through the middle of a star
HMSBlueprint: ok lets go
*HMS Blueprint jumps and noob follows
*6,000 gu before the star HMSBlueprint pulls out of warp and watches the noob crash into the star
"SERVER: NOOB Has Been Destroyed By Procyon A!"
"SERVER: NOOB Has Been Demoted to Midshipman!"
Deadly Assassin: hahahahahhahaha
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Axianda The Royal
Fleet Admiral
Terra Squadron
Joined: November 20, 2001
Posts: 4273
From: Axianda
| Posted: 2007-08-31 08:15
Actually blue thats not that evil
back in the Scenario days i managed to kill an entire fleet.
had about 10 ships on follow when i plotted a jump... didnt think Sirius 1 was that fast to get in the way..... 
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Durlan Katz
Fleet Admiral
Joined: August 29, 2005
Posts: 150
| Posted: 2007-08-31 11:15
This is one of the worst mistakes a nubbit can make:
On 2007-08-16 08:58, Agent Cuddly (Blueprint for those who don't know)wrote:
EST Declare War on =TB= as of Today
Have a nice day
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HMSBlueprint
Joined: October 28, 2006
Posts: 119
| Posted: 2007-08-31 14:00
durlan i forgive u, one day you will realise how wonderful i am
[ This Message was edited by: HMSBlueprint (crim for daddy?) on 2007-08-31 14:01 ]
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Deltabacon
Fleet Admiral
Joined: August 17, 2007
Posts: 395
From: Liverpool, Great Britain
| Posted: 2008-04-24 14:17
hee hee...
thred revival
anyways,
luth idiot in a clavate: im gonna bomb paul! its an SY and we can take the system from this cluster!
(after bombing) crap, i remembered my ICC jump cruiser was still docked there...
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SaturnShadow™ *FC*(Angel Of Darkness)
Marshal
*Renegade Space Marines*
Joined: February 03, 2007
Posts: 310
From: UK
| Posted: 2008-04-24 15:33
this is from a while back
in icc home system
noob icc scout:ahahahahaha im owning uuuu hahahaha
me:.....really i havent started
noob icc scout:....... still u cant catch me u cant kill me so im owning uuuu
me:... yawn shall i end this guys
ugto guys: yea go a head
me:ok here goes ....... QST!!!!!!
fires QST
noob icc scout:HAHAHAHA U MISSED
me: really
SHIFT+1
SERVER noob scout has been destroyed by [VCA]SaturnShadow*FM*(Angel Of Darkness)
me:thank u come again
noob icc scout:OMG I WAS SOOOO OWNING UUU HOW U KILL ME IN ONE SHOT????
rest of icc: LOL
this is another time in my EAD
me: mmmm i think ill camp this gate to the luths
SERVER noob1 has been destroyed by saturnshadow
few seconds later came more luth
SERVER noob1 has been destroyed by saturnshadow
SERVER noob2 has been destroyed by saturnshadow
SERVER noob3 has been destroyed by saturnshadow
SERVER noob4 has been destroyed by saturnshadow
me:OVERKILL
they kept comming for a good 10 mins and kept dieing just as they came thru the gate hehe and a nice junk pile right out side it as well
[ This Message was edited by: SaturnShadow*FM*(Angel Of Darkness) on 2008-04-24 15:36 ]
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Deltabacon
Fleet Admiral
Joined: August 17, 2007
Posts: 395
From: Liverpool, Great Britain
| Posted: 2008-04-24 15:44
*sigh* heres one of my noob days
(showdown in BD)
im in a scale battling a dessie, its behind me and i set my camera to face it.
SERVER: Deltaflyer has been destroyed by Rhalago!
kinda embarrassing lol
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-Shadowalker-™
Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: September 23, 2007
Posts: 709
From: Shadows
| Posted: 2008-04-24 16:24
**jump:10 seconds
SERVER:Seeker has be destroyed by Alpha Centari A
Heres somtin else
**jump:3045 seconds
[ This Message was edited by: seeker(prophet angel)*P1* on 2008-04-24 16:26 ]
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Dionysian *EP5* (Angel of Destruction)
Grand Admiral
*Renegade Space Marines*
Joined: November 21, 2003
Posts: 135
| Posted: 2008-04-24 16:46
One of my favourites from a year or 2 ago
Me in Combat modded Command dread neuting some kluth planets when kluth noob in un modded frig attacks
Kluth Noob - stationery in front of me and decloaking - " ha - I'll defend our plantes"
me - Space bar
Server - KLuth Noob has been killed by VCA Dionysian
SAd think is he came back about 5 times as kluth before joining UGTO to ask me how i did it. Then intoduced him to the delights of upgrading
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Xpli$it
Marshal
Joined: March 06, 2004
Posts: 486
From: Canada
| Posted: 2008-04-24 17:34
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On 2005-03-09 16:50, Crimson {Fear?} wrote:
-Story One-
Noob : OMG OMG!!11! This Scout has guns?! OMFG!! I can Pwn a dread.
Dread: Uhh..Yeaah... *Weird eyeys*
Noob: * Fires measely particle cannons*
Dread: * Bounces the fire away* Uhh..Why dont you run?
Noob: NEVERR!!1!!! I'll PWN Joo!!
Dread: Ok...* Charges CL2000s....and fire*
[ Im sure you guys know the rest of that one...]
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Dread loses to scout 1v1?
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|Kakashi|
Fleet Admiral
Joined: April 04, 2007
Posts: 448
| Posted: 2008-04-24 19:21
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On 2007-08-31 06:10, HMS Blueprint wrote:
NOOB: yay i have ensign wooo, i am so much better than u blueloser i heard abour ur mirving
HMSBlueprint whispered to deadly assassin: hey lol lets see if this old trick works
HMSBlueprint: hey ok as ur so much better i wondered if u could help me, put me on follow
Deadly assassin: UR NOT THATS EVIL!!
HMSBlueprint: hes asking for it lol
NOOB: ok on follow
*HMSBlueprint sets course slap bang through the middle of a star
HMSBlueprint: ok lets go
*HMS Blueprint jumps and noob follows
*6,000 gu before the star HMSBlueprint pulls out of warp and watches the noob crash into the star
"SERVER: NOOB Has Been Destroyed By Procyon A!"
"SERVER: NOOB Has Been Demoted to Midshipman!"
Deadly Assassin: hahahahahhahaha
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Lmfao i tried that once
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Phellan
Grand Admiral
Joined: February 27, 2007
Posts: 220
From: Red Light District
| Posted: 2008-04-24 20:05
*noob* I hate this, I dont have enough money to get anything and mining takes forever!
*vet* Thats cuz your not mining the right thing, you need to mine the sun...
*noob*I can do that? Wow this game rocks!
-noob flies into sun-
*noob* hey you lied I cant do that!
*vet* no you dummy, you cant just click on it and press j, you wouldnt do that with a planet right?
*noob*no...I guess not, how do I do it?
*vet* you gotta hit a exact spot, very hard to do, thats why its worth so much. Fly to these coordinates...
-noob has been destroyed
noob has been destroyed
noob has been destroyed
*noob* this sucks i keep dying before I get to that spot!
*vet* hmm wonder why...oh its your ship loadout you need active shields...
*noob* oh well now I feel stupid...
-noob has been destroyed
it went on and on...and on, and really happened although that wasnt word for word. He deserved it though!
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Grimith
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: August 09, 2003
Posts: 836
From: Your local future farm.
| Posted: 2008-04-25 01:34
[ This thread was entertaining, but not in the laugh out loud kind of way. Except for Mad Bum's screenshot of repeatedly kicking Pimpalicious Nerd.
Anyway, I have no newbish stories for you. I'm too old to remember what it was like to play this game. ]
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