Two Weeks

"Two Weeks is a trademark of the PaleStar corporation and in no way represents any given amount of time and may include any time frame up to and including infinity."

"2 Weeks™" is a catch-all response to any query involving a length of time. Legend has it that a particular patch was once stated as being ready in two weeks, but ultimately ended up being released over a year later. 2 Weeks™ is comparable to Valve Time, albeit less specific. See also: "When it's done."