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Depthcharge
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|  Posted: 2003-12-18 23:20
lol nice, except Armand is ICC.
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Hawk™
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From: Lagtopia, Lag system.
| Posted: 2003-12-18 23:46
when do i come in,u know the pink light-saber wielding ewoc jedi?
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Rocki
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| Posted: 2003-12-19 06:14
Actually Armand is K'luth... at least if SYN hasnt changed in the last 2 days...
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Chosen of Chaos{Dictor Lord}
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| Posted: 2003-12-19 10:47
lol least i dont have a part
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Grimith
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| Posted: 2003-12-19 11:57
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On 2003-12-17 20:56, Thrie The Tiger {IMC} wrote:
oh by the way... I nominate Jimmy Starluck for the place!!! Whos better then our Good Ol' Jimmy who crashes the MV with a command to Move forward?
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~Pffft. Jim should only get a part bearing that much responsibility when......
~I get a part selling lightsab---eh... you know... those um... spiffy noodle things. Or just fly around with a transport in your ficcie and cap everything. 
~Anyway, man, this really good stuff. I finally chose to sat down and read all of it in one sitting (why? 'cos it looked interesting). Very funny... very, very funny.
~And, if you're still looking for someone to try and help take those pictures for you, I'll help ya.
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-12-24 22:32
Yes it's been a while since i updated..
Well their are some reasons why...
1: this part in RoTJ is hard to spoof
2: I'm wokring on my DarkSpace Trading Card game Idea (Hint, Hint)
3: Christmas
4: Science Far Project
5: Learning how to walk again takes time away from my comp (SEE: Broken Leg after falling of a scooter)
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-01-02 21:54
Darkspace
Return of the n00b
Part 3hree
(Authors note: long time, no fic. well sorry i finaly got off my ....lower region and got to work. anyway, here it is)
--SCENE: Uggie fleet near the forest moon of Blendor. The camera zooms into the flag ship, the EAD Executor...
--Transtion: Camera pops into Dark Depth's Personal Quarters, where he is holding an X-box controller, staring at the Camera...
Depth: Ya know...running the whole UGTO every day is tiredsome..and i get lonely..really lonely...and the only thing that keeps me going is the fact that i have you..
--Scene: the Camera turns to reveal what Depth is talking at, a TV screen. More importantly, it's displaying the Dead Or Alive: Beach Vollybal Start Menu....
(An Officer Barges into the room, just as depth starts to play)
Officer: SIR!!!
Depth: AHHH!!! (quickly turns off game) KNOCK FIRST OKAY!!!!
Officer: It's really important sri! we have a ship requesting Clearance!!
Depth:..erm..okay......did you see anything?
Officer: No sir, i didn't see you playing your "happy" game
--scene: Bridge of the EAD...
Captain of ship: Sir! We have a Shuttle requesting clearance...
Depth: So?! Let them threw!!!
Captain: Well sir, they're using an older code. Usualy thats done by Rebels, sir
Depth: I dont care, let them pass!...
Captain:..erm..aye sir (gives some orders to lower ranking guys)
--SCENE: Inside the SHuttle
Huss: Okay, they are taking the bait
Josef: Good. Depth was alwalys a moron
Dem: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNFFF!!!!!
Josef: Ya, that was funny...
$ythe:...umm..uh-oh
--SCENE: Bridge of EAD
Depth:..hmm..theirs something odd about that shuttle..I sense a Strong noodle force in their..
--SCENE: Back in the Shuttle
$ythe: *reads depth's dialog* Just as i thought! They know i'm here! quickly we gotta escape!
Huss: uh we can't do that. it's on Autopilot...
Josef: Well Let's jam them!!!
$ythe: whatever
--CAMERA: radar dish on EAD. big jar of Rasberry Jam hits it
$ythe: (begins to sneeze) *RIPOFF!* ((@cer: Happy now?!...AGAIN!))
--SCENE: Bridge of EAD
Sensor Officer: SIR! i've lost the Radar!!
Depth: what?! HOW?!
S-Officer: (points to screen) jammed, sir. rasberry by the looks of it..
Depth: Curse those Spaceballs jokes!!!!
(he ponders for a second)
Depth: Hmmm..I wonder... (turns to officer) Quickly! Get me Darkspace, Return of the Newb: THe book!
Officer: Aye, sir! (runs off to libary in ship)
Captain: umm..sir....we're still writing that. how do you think we'll find it in this SHIP?!
Depth: Don't worry. It Worked in Spaceballs, it can work here..
Officer: FOUND IT!!!
Depth: woot. give it to me (flips throught it)..hm..okay..copyright....index...blah,blah..
Depth: Okay! ..hmm..yep they where in that shuttle..okay prepare some guys to go down their and stop them
Captain: aye, sir (begins giving some more order)
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[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob (Press Spacebar Here) on 2004-01-16 21:48 ]
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| Posted: 2004-01-02 22:05
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| Posted: 2004-01-02 22:52
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On 2004-01-02 21:54, Fattierob wrote:
Josef: Well Let's jam them!!!
$ythe: whatever
--CAMERA: radar dish on EAD. big jar of Rasberry Jam hits it
4ythe: (begin to sneez) *RIPOFF!*
--SCENE: Bridge of EAD
Sensor Officer: SIR! i've lost the Radar!!
Depth: what?! HOW?!
S-Officer: (points to screen) jammed, sir. rasberry by the looks of it..
Depth: Cure those Spaceballs jokes!!!!
(he ponders for a second)
Depth: Hmmm..I wonder... (turns to officer) Quickly! get me Darkspace, Return of the Newb: THe book!
Officer: Aye, sir! (runs off to libary in ship
Captain: umm..sir....we're still writing that. how do you think we'll find it in this SHIP?!
Depth: Don't worry. It Worked in Spaceballs, it can work here..
Officer: FOUND IT!!!
Depth: woot. give it to me (flips throught it)..hm..okay..copyright....index...blah,blah..
Depth: Okay! ..hmm..yep they where in that shuttle..okay prepare some guys to go down their and stop them
Captain: aye, sir (begins giving some more order)
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[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob on 2004-01-02 21:56 ]
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LoL, why did i knew that was comming(the JAM the radar with Rasbery JAM )
or the book/scrip/what ever reading by the characters DURING the story
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Josef
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| Posted: 2004-01-02 23:56
I'm sure good at getting out of a jam...
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| Posted: 2004-01-03 02:14
Indeed, i like Josef's comment about me.
Just one thing - XBOX = evil
PS2 FOREVER!
Good job.
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| Posted: 2004-01-04 01:21
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| On 2003-08-19 at 03:29, Jim Starluck Wrote: "I *wish* we got X-wings...quad lasers, proton torpedoes, shields, and hyperdrive! Make the DS fighters look like paper airplanes... " |
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Don't we already have the Proton Torpedoes? Or I mean the UGTO at least?
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-01-04 14:18
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Don't we already have the Proton Torpedoes? Or I mean the UGTO at least?
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*thwack!*
IDIOT! HE means the SW version of P-torps, which are a lot cooler then what we have...
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| Posted: 2004-01-04 16:18
This is the best story ever! *continues to complement story hoping for part in it*
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| Posted: 2004-01-04 20:10
Depth, da Box rox! Don't dispute it!
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