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|  Posted: 2003-08-26 19:51
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On 2003-08-26 19:20, Fattierob (1A) -FP- wrote:
and [bold]NO{/bold] colony base
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give us some more.. its hilarious
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| Posted: 2003-08-27 17:36
please include this :
DISTRESS: Admin present, Please run for your lives
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-09-10 19:32
DARK SPACE
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Episode 1.482
part 4,
Part 4 of Part 4
(writers note: Sorry for the long delay Modem problems.....
After reading the parts straight threw, i have noticed thier is NO PLOT...AT ALL....................so? on with part 4 of 4....)
(camera zooms on HDTV. it's flipping channels)
*flick*
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>Hey, puppet pal clem?
Yeah puppet pal mitch?
>DO you know what time it is?
No, i, do, not, what time is it?
>It's bonk time *bonks him with bonk stick*
*flick*
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>Sir! the engines can't take it much longer!!
<>I don't care! give us more power!
>SIr, that means using the hamsters, and they're so cute
>Don't you tell me what to do, use the hamsters!
Sir, i beleive hamster are a dying breed. it is highly illogical to do so. it also vilates the Prime Directive
<>Spock, don't make me "lose" you again and spend a whole movie trying to find you
Whatever sir
*flick*
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It slices! IT DICES! IT EVEN READS THE PAPER!!!
*flick*
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(censored for unapropriate content. Trust me)
*flick*
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Hey patrick, you see that wall?
Yeah spongebob?
GO walk into it
uh, okay spongebob *walks into it* UNF!
*flick*
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GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL POKE-!
*FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK!!!*
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Narrator>If you just tunning in we are on our last round of Final DARKSAPCEJEPORDY WHEEL OF WHO LINE IS IT STUFF....THING!
Host> And our Final answer is.....
(screen flips to revial it)
Host> The answer is: "Something that is able to be spoofed AND is related to Darkspace" Please write you answers...NOW
*Theme TO Jeopordy*
do du do, dodododo do DO
DO do do du doooooooooooooo dododododododo
do du do dododoudo do
do da do do
du
du
du
BUM BUM
Host> Okay, FIrst up Demoriany....your response is... "UNF"...No i'm sorry but that is not the correct response . And you wagered....Oh. your place as a mod. Thats too bad. Looks like we'll have to give it To Josef...
Demorian> UNF!!!!
Host> Okay, constent two, you wrote... "Mute Lith" ,... No i'm sorry but that is also not that repsone we are looking for. And you wagered, ooo 1 credit. that brings you down to -1 credit and in the lead for first place
Constent two> w00t
Host> Constent 3. You have -2 credits. Let's see what you wrote "What is lag" No, that, also, is not the right answer. No, how much did you wager?...."60 billiony millionala credits"....you do REALIZE thats not a value yet?....
Constent 3> uhh...it will be
Host> Keanu reeves, it's still the year 2003. not 2199
K.R.>......
Host> we'll it looks like we're out of time, please tune in Next week....
*flick*
05
In other news, everyone stayed home and watched the news, so no news happened. We might have to start taking turns, So will you please take a number and...
*flick*
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In other news a recent logged intercept of chat room converstation has given us this message......
12:17:00 [-GTN-] Demorian: Well Josef, you apparently have been living two lives. One is Josef you pay your taxes, work for a Star Faction association, and are a respected man in the galaxy. In the other life, you go by the alias "Twofly" where you have broken almost every law against the RoC working with some fugitive players. One of these lives has a future. The other... -closes folder- does not.
12:17:03 Josef: ...
12:17:05 Josef: wtf
12:17:10 Josef: dood you got issues
12:17:20 [-GTN-] Demorian: Now we can simply forget about this. -pushes folder aside- and start a new. All we ask of you is your cooperation in bringing a known RoC breaker. You may have heard of him as Admbito. How about it?
12:17:25 [-GTN-] Demorian: -puts on Agent glasses- ***
12:17:30 Josef: dood eff off
12:17:35 [-GTN-] Demorian: oh well
12:17:40 [-GTN-] Demoiran: it was worth a try
*flick*
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[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob (THE Fang) -FP- on 2003-09-11 14:56 ]
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| Posted: 2003-09-10 19:54
.........lmao
Depthcharge: We've Got his Location, Monty Is intercepting now!
*Pointless running*
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Thrie
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| Posted: 2003-09-10 20:08
ROFL
hmmm you just gave me an idea...
Lets do DarkSpace Jeopardy!!! and a Host will be an Admin... and our contestant will be 1 Mod and 2 regular players voted by the Mod... then Admin make room and whatnot... and then let the game begin!!!
i want to read more of this! think more!
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| Posted: 2003-09-10 21:22
Hey, I want a royalty for the Agents Sunglasses(tm)
Thanks
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From: Its hard out here for a pimp
| Posted: 2003-09-11 00:18
Wait, what the hell did I do? What is Josef hunting me? Is it my startling good looks? My penchant for sucess? My extra-charming personality? NOOOO, NOOOOO! Mom, DON't Wake me up, Nooooo!
Bito, the sad, lonely, and idealistic, always running from Josef, Who by the way has such a sexy shade of pink as his font. And by the way, why do so many people have pink, or a shade or salmon, peach, or other such color? /me points at Captain Tinkle, TheEvilHawk, and all you other imposters. You all saw how secure Josef and I were in our manilness.
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-09-11 14:52
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On 2003-09-10 21:22, AgentStarblazer wrote:
Hey, I want a royalty for the Agents Sunglasses(tm)
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You'll get your $5 royalty if you give me a $5 donitation....
eh and i will add trade marks to it. if you so prefer...
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-09 18:17
NOTE TO ALL:
Sorry for the delay but i've hit a writers block in the and
also combined with some connection problems have produce a stale in funny fic production
if i can continue to connect to darksapce i can eventualy write up the
Sorry for the Delay
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| Posted: 2003-10-09 20:33
LOL this is the funnyest stuff ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more more i WANT MORE
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| Posted: 2003-10-09 20:43
omg thats good stuff. Just put me in one PWEASE 
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-09 21:16
Pwease?
okay fine.. scythe gets the (dis)honor of being my main character! w00t!
that also means you get rediculed to all known end
have fun 
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-09 21:37
Darkspace
Epside one: THe Phantom Newbie
AUTHORS NOTE:
I had originaly posted Episdoe one: The Phantom Newbie here, but i re-read it and realized it wasn't up to snuff (hey, it was 10 o clock and i had just Watched THumbwars)
SOOO...with that in mind, i'm giving maybe a week for me to get my act back together and get back on track
heck, i must release part one and two for the heck of it! 
I have made this note longer then usual because i lack the time to make it short
[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob on 2003-10-10 10:34 ]
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-10 19:48
NOTE TO 1600-odd people who have read this (i think at least 200 are mine):
If you wish to appear in the fic (i usualy can't think of names for ANY characters) please either
A) E-mail me. I get lot's of Spam, so make ti stick out. ALL CAPS for a subject would be good
B) Post it here
C) send it to my ID is..uhh...well go find out
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-11 19:24
Darkspace
Epside one: THe Phantom Newbie
--Scene: space..the big dark thing that..is their..and...has no air....and..it..is...their......
Josef: Hey you guys. My name is Josef. This is my 1st ship mate, Demorian
Dem: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNFFFFFFF!!!!
$cyTHe:...He creeps me out
Josef: Ya, me too at first
Dem: (sad) unnnnn....
Rogue Spear: We hear you have a ship.
Josef: Have a ship?! DO I EVER! IT's the fastest their is and i'm the best pilot their is!
Rogue Spear: Good. then could you take us to Blahblarg? ? And we would also...like to avoid any UGTO patorls if you know what i mean...
Josef: No questions asked, eh? It'll cost you a lot. I don't take Credits, Only...Girly Giggles.
$cyTHe: I'm sorry?
Rogue Spear: And what if we refuse?
Josef: We'll it looks like you don't have much of a choce (he motions to some UGTO Raintroopers looking at them)
$cyTHe and Rogue Speare: heh..heheh...hehehehehehehehehhe...hehe...hehee
(Demorian and Josef Grin widely)
Josef: That will do for the advance, let's go.
(they all leave)
-SCENE: Hanger, Josef's SHIP
Josef: Here it is, The Milenium Falcon....
Rogue Spear: Isn't that Copyright Infrangement?
Josef: It's in the Public Domain. I had my lawyers check
$cyTHe: That piece of junk? I want my giggle back...
Raintroopers: THEY'RE THEY ARE!! GET THEM!!!
(fireing insures everyone but Josef get on the ship, Josef begins returning fire with a Pool noodle)
Josef: UNG!!!
(he flees into the ship)
Josef: DEM!! GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Dem: UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFF!!!!!
(the ship starts to fly off)
--Scence: Inside the Falcon. Josef is piloting, Dem in the co-pilot's chair
$cyThe: AHH! here come those UGTO Destroyers!
Josef: Dem, power up the shields, we're going to go into Tach space i gotta enter the coords!
(dem presses Shift+4, Shift+8, ShifT+6, and Shift+2 to get the shields up. The cruisers loom closer and begin to fire)
$cyTHe: Here come those cruisers!! Can't you hury it up?!
Josef: Ploting Nav's ain't like Dusting Crops, Kid! It requires precise movement!
$cyTHe: ...you just move the mouse to a point and click
Josef: Shut up
Dem: UNNNFFFF!!!!!
Josef: Okay we're going to Tach space!
(the ship enters Tach space. And then stops 25 gu away from the ships)
Josef:...WTF
DEM: UNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
Josef: WHAT?! A DICTOR?!!!
(the ships alpha strike)
Rogue Spear: n00b
(the ship blows up)
.....
(it reapears at the Home gate)
Josef: .....
Dem: unnffff...
$cyTHe: Great job, moron you got us all -20 pres!
Josef: Shut up (they enter tach again)
(end part 2)
Note: Some of you may have noticed their is No part 1....
Well...uhhhh...
Forget. their is no Part 1. their will be no part one in a 100kb radious of this area.
That is all..
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