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SabelTooth
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From: The Netherlands
|  Posted: 2003-10-20 10:15
ROLFMAO another masterpiece witch maked me laugh for an hour!
Keep it coming!
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Axianda The Royal
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From: Axianda
| Posted: 2003-10-20 11:37
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
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Lith Ragond
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| Posted: 2003-10-20 12:00
i need a bigger part...
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-22 22:03
Darkspace
The Phantom Newbie !_!
Part 5 of ...oh man that’s a lot
---SCENE: Docking bay. The millennium falcon is their along with jillions of Stormtroopers. Dem, Josef, Rogue, and $yTHe. Dark Depthcharge is their along with Princess Hussaro
Depth: So we meet again, Rogue Spear
$yTHe: You know this guy?
Rogue: I met him in part one
$yTHe: ...Their WAS NO PART ONE!
Author: umm…uhhh…well…get back to your dialog
Dem: UNNFFFFFF!!!!!!
Rogue: So we DO meet again...
Depth: Now you will pay for your final mistake..
(Depth takes out his RED POOL NOODLE. Rogue Takes out his BLUE one)
Rogue: HAA!!!-
(a Pool noodle battle ensures Rogue is on the offensive for a while, but Depth manages to parry his swings until they both lock up in their pool noodles)
Depth: You're getting WEAK...Old man
Rogue: No I’m not! (he swings at him again)
Depth: (parries it) Tell me, are you still as Easily Tricked as you where before?
Rogue: Not on your life!
Depth: LET'S DO THE CHICEN DANCE!!
(Chicken Dance music starts to play. Rogue drops his pool noodle and starts to dance)
MUSIC: BUM BUNNA BUNNA BUM, BUM BUNNA BUNNA BUM, BUM BUM!!)
Rogue: (claps hand)
Depth: HAH!!!! (He bonks his pool noodle on Rogue’s head and Rogue falls down)
$yTHe: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Dem: UUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
Josef: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
$yTHe: I can’t belief he’s gone…
Rogue’s voice: I’m still here, really. Just in spirit
$yTHe: …How did you do that?!
Rogue’s voice: Ruuunnnnnn!!!
$yThe: (ponders)...Oh, okay!!!
(Immense battle ensures. Dem, Josef, $yTHe, all start to run towards the ship. The jillion stormtroopers can’t hit them. In fact, their aim sucks so much they start hitting each other)
Stormtrooper 1: FIRE! FIRE!!! (gets hit) BLARG!!!
(The troops continue firing on them.)
Stormtrooper 2: n00bs!!! AIM!!! AIM!!!!!
(Hussaro appears behind the crew of Dem, Josef, and $yTHe fleeing from the Stormtroopers)
Hussaro: I kicked Depth in the Nut’s. Let’s go!
Depth: (On floor) X.x; ow…ow…omg…ow…ow…
(The crew boards the ship. The stormtroopers are still firing, but they just keep missing. Maybe it’s more lag?)
Josef: (running threw the ship) DEM! GET US OUT OF HERE!
Dem: UUUUUNFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!
(The ship takes off. Hussaro takes Rogue’s spot in the 4-seater SUV. I mean ship)
$yTHe: I can’t believe he’s gone…
Rogue’s Voice: Not really…
$yTHe: hmm…well…yeah…
Josef: Looks like we got company…!
(Some UGTO Fighters appear behind the craft)
Josef: (to $yTHe) Come on kid! Help me with the turrets! Dem take the controls!
Dem: UNNFF!!!
($yTHe and Josef enter the gun turrets which are on the top and the bottom of the craft)
Josef: All right, stay sharp
(They start firing their guns)
$yThe: (Blam, Blam, Blam!) I got one!!!
Josef: (firing, too) Great kid, don’t get cocky!
$yTHe: (looks down at pants) ?????
Josef: (fires some more) YEAH!!!
(Some of the fighters begin attacking the ship. MY WHAT A BRILLANT IDEA!! ONLY TOOK THEM ABOUT 5 MINUTES OF GETTING SHOT AT TO THINK THAT ONE UP! I MEAN COME ON!!! LET's SHOOT THEM! IT'S ONLY WHAT WHERE TRAINED TO DO! I MEAN HE-*SLAP*…sorry…lost…control…)
Hussaro: We’ve lost the Lateral Controls!!
Josef: (looking around turret room) don’t worry she’ll hold together…
Josef: (watches bits of the ship fly off of it)…Baby, Baby, hold together…
$yThe: They’re coming in to fast!!
(Some more things…blow up)
Hussaro: Theirs still two more of them out their!!
(Josef Hit’s one of the Craft, sending it spinning into the other, they both blow up)
Josef: YEEHAWW!!!
$Ythe: YEAH!!!
(The Ship enters Hyperspace)
$ythe: Tach
Author: Shut up
---SCENE: Back aboard the Killstar
Depth: X.x; Ow…ow…ow…
Storm trooper 6: uh, sir? They escaped
Depth: X.x; Ow…ow…ow…
Storm trooper 7: -.-; you don’t even have any bal-(starts to choke)
Depth: (is choking him. 7 falls to the floor) x.x; ow, ow, ow..it hurttsssss
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Purpura
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From: Living on top of a tiki hut bar enjoying the sun and the ocean
| Posted: 2003-10-22 22:22
OH MY GOD!!!!!! I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHHEWHEHHAHAHHAHAHMAMMAMAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaAALALHAALA *Falls over from laughter*AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHABBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH omg this is so friggin funny. more more!!!!!
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Depthcharge
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From: DFW, Tx
| Posted: 2003-10-22 22:40
hehe and here is how the chicken dance really goes -
buh nuh nah nuh nah nuh nah nuh. Nah nuh nuh nah nuh nah nuh, nah nah nah nuhhhh nah nuh nah nah nuh
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Bobamelius
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Joined: October 08, 2002
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From: Ohio
| Posted: 2003-10-22 23:24
Love the part where Rogue dies 
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-23 19:54
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On 2003-10-22 23:24, Bobamelius wrote:
Love the part where Rogue dies
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Don't we all....
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-24 16:37
Darkspace
The Phantom Newbie
Part 6 out of 6!!!
---SCENE: SPACE. Killstar looms into view
Depth: Commander! Make the Jump to The Rebel Base that we found out somehow from the Stupidity of the Author’s Plot holes!!
Commander: (presses J)
TIME UNTIL JUMP-10 seconds
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TIME UNTIL JUMP-5 seconds
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TIME UNTIL JUMP-0 seconds
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Depth: WTF?!!
TIME UNTIL JUMP-5 seconds
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TIME UNTIL JUMP-0 seconds
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Depth: Somebody check the Server sync………
---SCENE: ICC HOMEBASE. Dem, Josef, $yTHe, and Hussaro are in a room with some other ICC pilots
Lead wing guy: What we have here in the Killstar (big circle pops up on a screen) is that most DEVISTATING, SUPER DESTURCTIVE DEVICE EVER SEEN IN THE GALAXY.
(some murmur from crowd)
Lead wing guy: Luckily, The thing is so big, all we have to do is lag up the server and it shouldn’t be able to fire! They’ve included this nice button, called “disconnect” right here (points to spot) that should do the trick!
Hussaro: Isn’t that against the RoC?
Lead wing guy: Of course not! Just like /connect!!
Some other fighter guy: How will we find this button, sir?
Lead wing guy: That’s the BEST PART! (Points to another spot) They’ve got this long Trench that leads RIGHT TO IT! You just zip in; follow a straight line and WHAM! Just lag up the thing!
Crowd: WOOHOOO!!!!!!! YEAH!!!
---SCENE: Space ship departing Area. The camera slowly moves over to Dem, Josef, Hussaro, and $ythe, passing by a couple of fighters, a triangle from galxius, and the USS Enterprise-E
$yTHe: But Josef, you have to come with us!!!
Josef: No way, I’m a mod, I got my Green suit, and I’m outta here…
Dem: UNNNNNFFFFFF!!!!!
Josef: Ya know kid, you’re a pretty good shot, we could use you on the Falcon
$yTHe: hmm well on second thought maybe I should-(an Alarm Starts to go off)
---SCENE: KILLSTAR pops out of Tach on the other side of the Planet the-oh heck you know what I mean. It’s out range for 15 minutes.
Josef: Well LATER! (disappears along with DEM using the mod hide command)
Hussaro: well this bites…
$YTHe: yeah…
Hussaro: good luck! (runs off to command center)
$yTHe: (gets into his fighter)
---SCENE: The ICC Fighters launch in appear in Space on the Way to the Killstar. Their bodies, which look like car, open their tires and look like X-wings
$Ythe: Bet you didn’t know they did this!!
Lead wing guy: All wings report in
Extra 1: Red 1, standing by
Extra 2: Red 10, standing by
Extra 3: Red 11, standing by
Extra 4: Red 5, standing by
Extra 5: (yoshi voice) RAR RA RARER!!!!!
Extra 6: It’s a ME-MARIO!!!
$YTHe: God, aren’t we pathetic, hiring Nintendo cast members…
Tyrael: I’m NAKED!!!! WOOHOO!!!!
$YTHe: …
(some stuff happens. The ships disperse and some UGTO fighters come in and start firing)
Extra 3: (dodging Particle blasts)
Enemy Extra 1: (gets a lock on E-3)
Extra 3: uh-oh (his ship blows up)
$yTHe: Aww man! We’re losing fighters! We gotta find that button!
Hussaro’s Voice over intercom: OH, btw we forgot to tell you, you gotta press the “ESC” key first. Good luck finding it.
$YTHe: …
Extra 1: I see it! I’ll take a shot! (He flies over a keyboard)
Enemy Extra 2: (begins firing, his first shots miss, but one of them hits the keyboard’s “ESC” key)
(A dialog box pops up in the Trench with the “disconnect” button)
(Some fighters appear behind $Ythe)
$yTHe: I got 3 fighters behind he! Can someone take them out?
Extra 4: RA RAR RARRA!!!
$YTHe: What?!
Extra 4: RA RAR RARRA!!
$YTHe: …
Extra 4: (shoots the fighters, causing a chain reaction that blows up all the other fires except $yTHes, Tyraels, and Yoshi-I mean Extra 4’s)
$yTHe: Whatever… I’m going into the trench (flies into it)
Tyrael: We’ll stay back far enough to cover ya
$yTHe: (in his mind) Great, I got Yoshi and Tyrael covering me. I am sooooooooo screwed
$yTHe: All right, we’re closing in on the Button
Tyrael: I’m hit! I can’t stay with you! (pulls up and out of the Trench)
$yTHe: Well, you where helpful…NOT!
Extra 4: RA RARAR RAARR!!! (His ship blows up, taking out some fighters)
$yTHe: thank god…
(Depth Vader’s ship appears behind $yTHe and begins firing, but his shots are missing)
Depth: The noodle is strong with this one…
$YTHe: Aww man!1 get away!!!
---SCENE: Bridge of Killstar
TIME UNTIL FIRING: 20 seconds
---SCENE: Trench
Depth: (gets a lock on) w00t!
(The Falcon appears and blows up one of Depth’s Engines, sending him spinning into space)
Depth: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR… (Echoes of into oblivion)
Josef: You’re all clear kid; now lag this thing up so we can go home…
---SCENE: Bridge of Killstar
TIME UNTIL FIRING: 0 SECONDS
Commander: FIRE!!!
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TIME UNTIL FIRING: 120 SECONDS
COMMANDER: WTF!!!!
---SCENE: Trench
$yTHe: I’m going to use the power of the Noodle…
Rogue’s voice: Use the Targeting Computer!
$yTHe: Rogue?? What do you mean?
Rogue’s Voice: The targeting computer, that’s what it’s their for. Advanced technology DESIGNED to hit the Disconnect button!
$yTHe: All right, fine (brings up a box with a mouse pointer on it hovering over the disconnect button)
$YTHe: (CLICK)
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(The Killstar Disappears)
$Ythe: w00t!!!!
Tyrael: I’M STILL NAKED!!!! W00T!!!
(The Falcon and the two X-wings go back to the Rebel base…)
SNIPPER FOR NEXT EPISODE:
Darkspace
THE UGGIES STRIKE BACK
Part 1 out of 1
---SCENE: the planet htoH (misspelled on purpose). It’s cold. Theirs no Sun. The camera switches to the inside of it, at the Commander Center of the NEW ICC base
Commander: (Flipping a switch labeled “HEATING” over and over) TURN ON DARNIT!!!
Hussaro: I don’t need heat; my stupidity creates a BOZONE around me, making me impervious to any kind of temperature changes
Commander: …
END SNIPPET FOR NEXT EPISODE
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Bobamelius
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From: Ohio
| Posted: 2003-10-24 19:41
One thing I've always wondered...
Why isn't it called the Palestar, instead of Killstar?
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-24 20:52
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On 2003-10-24 19:41, Bobamelius wrote:
One thing I've always wondered...
Why isn't it called the Palestar, instead of Killstar?
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Because i didn't think of that
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'A1Tyrael
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From: AquaWorld
| Posted: 2003-10-24 21:45
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On 2003-10-24 16:37, Fattierob....... wrote:
Darkspace
The Phantom Newbie
Part 6 out of 6!!!
Tyrael: I’M STILL NAKED!!!! W00T!!!
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I am to!
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Bobamelius
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From: Ohio
| Posted: 2003-10-24 23:51
Maybe the 2nd UGTO planet-killing station can be the Palestar then
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*Samtherabbit
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From: ooooo, its a snake.
| Posted: 2003-10-25 01:26
Love it, just love it. i meant the w00t part... just classic. keep it up, or i will hunt you down and force you to eat... a lobster.
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Raiders
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From: Cali
| Posted: 2003-10-25 23:53
can i be the narator 
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