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Fattierob
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|  Posted: 2004-02-08 17:39
Darkspace
Return of some friggen n00b
Part...EIGHT?!?!
Authors note: i have noticed that Darkspace is losing some of it's popularity-ness. is it? ack. well here is part Eight anyway
--scene: space. ICC fleet is screwed
Monty: All craft! Engage those Dreads at Point-Blank range!
Malduc: At that close range our ships won't last long against those Dreads
Monty: We have a better chance then against that Deathstar...and we might just take a few of them with this!
--scene: the ICC craft begin to turn and start heading toward the massive UGTO fleet
Monty: All craft! Focus your fire power on those dreads Fusion Reactors!!
Tyrael: This is Red leader. We're going in
--scene: Battle dreads open upwith particle and emp cannons. sabots start launching. proton and fusion torps begin flying. One dread, however, is not.
--camera: zooms in on a non-firing Dread
--scene: bridge of the non-firing dread
Ash'leth (in Captains chair): Zzz......ZZzzzZz....(snoring noise)
Tac officer: um...uhh..what do we do?..do we like..return fire?
Helm officer: i..um don't know. he's like..asleep..and...stuff
--scene: Space. Again. An Assault Cruiser fires on Ash'leths dread
Bridge: (gets shaken by the explosion)
Ash'leth: zz...zz-...wha?..huh....WHAT!??!?! WHO WOKE ME UP?!?!
Bridge crewofficer:..um..sir the...uhh...Assault cruiser...uhh firing at us and..
Ash'leth: WHAT?!! HOW DARE HE WAKE ME UP! (brings up Mod menu) /ban @84813 don't wake me up, you n00b.
--scene: space. Assault cruiser that fired on Ash'leth's ship disspears. no explosion. no nothing. just vanishes
Monty:...What the heck happened to that Assault Cruiser?!
Malduc: (On his bridge. he's waving his arms in the air) AWW SHOOT! WE WOKE UP ASH'LETH!! (Over com) ALL CRAFT!! FIRE ON THAT DREAD!!
--scene:Space. Duh. The fleet begins attacking Ash'leths dread
Tac officer: ack! they're firing at us!
Ash'leth: (typing furiously) /ban @23312 Don't attack me!
/ban @93123 How dare you attack me!
/ban @12989 You didn't attack me!! You scared little girl!
/ban @Author Stop writing up such a stupid fic that makes fun of me
Author: HEY!!-
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Dauphin
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| Posted: 2004-02-08 17:55
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$yTHe {C?}
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| Posted: 2004-02-08 18:02
LOL
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| Posted: 2004-02-08 18:22
ROFL
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Sonlox ~hes that sexy~
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| Posted: 2004-02-08 20:53
LOL funny stuff .....i want a bigger part.......
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Rocki
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| Posted: 2004-02-09 03:59
we want more! and a part!
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Jim Starluck
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| Posted: 2004-02-09 06:55
*falls out of chair laughing*
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Axianda The Royal
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| Posted: 2004-02-09 07:07
ROFL!!!!
amazing.......... Type fast oh mighty writer... and may the noodle be whit ya. 
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| Posted: 2004-02-09 10:10
*Is a GTN n00b*
Stick me in!
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SabelTooth
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| Posted: 2004-02-09 12:27
lol great job once again!
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The Monty
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| Posted: 2004-02-09 14:30
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Monty: All craft! Engage those Dreads at Point-Blank range!
Monty: We have a better chance then against that Deathstar...and we might just take a few of them with this!
Monty: All craft! Focus your fire power on those dreads Fusion Reactors!!
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This sounds nothing like me!
It would be as follows:
Monty: All craft! Engage those Dreads at de-pants range!
Monty: We have a better chance then against that Deathstar...its got alot of pants onboard..
Monty: All craft! Focus your fire power on those dreads pants! Im the only one who fights pantless, they shall surely run!
Huzzah.
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Ascension(Purge)
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| Posted: 2004-02-09 14:49
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On 2003-08-10 20:01, Fattierob (Press Spacebar Here) wrote:
DARK SPACE
(Lucas i gonna sue someone here! LOL!)
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Episode 1.482
(Part 3)
NEWS: Luke Skywalker is born! Production inc(r)eased on Tatooine...
(LOL!)
NEWS: Deathstar Blows up Alderaan! Prod(u)cution decreased on Alderaan...
(Why would production decrease? Space porn is in space and thats their major commodity inter-specie porn with crabs...)
NEWS: X-wing becomes the New ICC Starfighter, replacing the outdated T-wing's...
(Will they also still blow up with one hit continuing the tradition of pointless fighters?)
43.05.23 [Matrix_agents]Agent_PopTart-[FLippy Force]-: Hey guys, the UGTO and Nerfed are battling over Lala. whoudn't we go take it?
43.05.27 [Matrix-[A]-]Clamitey Cogs: are they attacking us in anyway?
43.05.32 [Matrix-[A]-]Agent_PopTart-[FLippy Force]-: No...
43.05.34 [Matrix-[A]-]Clamitey Cogs: Then shut up....
43.05.37 [Matrix-[A]-]WolfRAM: Then shut up, already...
(Hey nothing is more advantageouse than interfearing in a battle between two other clans wiping them up and taking all the planets surrounding the messed up area)
NEWS: ICC warcry is: (")ATTACKKK-OHHH FUUUUUUUUUUU-RUN AWAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(")
(As apposed to their old warcry "WHY DO WE BOTHER?!?!?!")
43.05.38 [Matrix-[A]-]Agent_PopTart-[FLippy Force]-: O.O
43.05.44 [Matrix-[A]-]Clamitey Cogs: O.O
43.05.47 [Matrix-[A]-]The Pinkish Panther [LCG]: Thats just messed up....
43.05.48 [Matrix-[A]-]WolfRAM:OMG......
(end Part 3. Part 4 will be MUCCHHHH longer so except it to be a week or so...)
(My fingers are crossed)
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-02-19 19:43
GAH!
Okay. Foot is healed. Back to school. motherload of homework..
hm. know what? instead of my regular stupid excuse let's make it creative.
Complaining
Moaning
Screaming Why me
Cursing
Getting in trouble for cursing
Thinking of writing for the fic
thinking of doing something that resembles work
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huh? oh.
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thinking up of new fighter idea (hint, hint)...
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work on fic? oh wait. bed time. blarg
(end pointless rambling inbetween much..um...stuff)
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-03-03 20:48
Okay! listen up!
I'm needing some ideas...I have some for part 9, 10, 11, and 12, (which I'm releasing all at once to compensate for the immense ammount of time i'm taking on writing this)
got any ideas? post 'em here. I know i've used a few in the past.
Percentage done on parts 9-12: -100%
to be updated at a later date...
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| Posted: 2004-03-03 21:00
As your Lord of the Order, I command you to include myself and my Combat Dessie in one of the next parts.
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