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Fattierob's Polyonymous neverending fiction (Last part added) |
Fattierob
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|  Posted: 2004-08-01 16:12
....i hate you all....
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Lark of Serenity
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| Posted: 2004-08-01 17:20
update update update!! *chants*
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Shigernafy
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From: The Land of Taxation without Representation
| Posted: 2004-08-01 17:42
Well Fattie, look on the bright side - your fiction is raising the bar even further on number of replies, and views. Its breaking its own record each time we post a smartass reply!
Of course, devious developers could edit that value... hmm 
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-08-01 18:56
oh god, shig, please don't. I'm going for 10k. I'll be happy at that.
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-08-03 23:22
w00t.
I finaly got a (working) *CENSORED*!
I know! can you believe it?
Using this *CENSORED* I will continue to make my little fic awesome. althought the *CENSORED*'s limit is 15 days..i'm sure I can make a little something during that time. Until then, don't expect to see me often.
I'm so happy. work is progressing. I'm gonna wait until around noon today to tinker with it (is writing this at 12:25am est), but I got most of the gui down.
allright! so happy
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-08-04 10:58
erm. bump. must have got lost somewhere....
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-08-07 17:43
Fattierob's fic
Ds: return of the nub.
part 1==-1 out of -i
Scene> j00. Depth and $ythe are fighting.
Depth> (yawns) you bore me, nub.
$ythe> (going insanse, since he can't land a blow)augh! I will get you! (swing, stab)
Gideon> (reading bible) he's a fiesty one
Depth> yep....
Scene> Space. UGTO fleet is engaged with the ICC fleet
Admiral (um...wait let me look it up...)malduc!> baby's death proceed to attack that harrier frigate. Rock's pebble, protect the baby'd death and use your Point Defense for fighter cover.
Scene> diamonds on ground
Demo> unnnfffffff!!! (fires big laser thing from treetop at door. door blows up)
huss> w00t! doors go open.
Josef> sweet! let's get in!
(they run together)
Josef> (Is checking out huss)......
Huss> ?...what?....
Josef>..oh nothing...okay you have the explosives?
Huss>...oops....forgot them in the ship...
Josef>.....(slams head on wall, causing a dent)okay. then how we do blow it up?
Huss> Don't you carry around explosives too?!
Josef> I have a small piece. not enough to blow the whole thing up
in background> (button labeled "Turn off Shield Generator complex" is flashing)
Huss> Maybe if we got some silly putty...
Josef> Silly putty?
Huss> yeah you know..silly putty....(they continue to argue for a while)
Camera> (focuses on button in background)
hawk (little ewok freak)> (appears out of no where. pushes button labeled "Turn off Shield Generator complex". Leaves)
Josef> okay, so we take the explosives fill it up with silly putty and stick it in a mouth of a penguin?!
Huss> yeah....
Josef>...where are we going to get a penguin?!
scene>(some place later)
voice> Shield generator...turned off
Random UGTO Technication 1> aww carp. how do we get it on again?
Random UGTO Technication 2> umm...press random buttons?
Random UGTO Technication 1> cool! (random buttons get pressed)
scene> (Josef and huss walk out of the building)
JOsef> okay, maybe if we use demorion...
Huss> heck no!
Josef> why not?
Demorion> unffffffffffff!!
Josef> O_o
Huss> hm? What did he say?
Josef> run awaayy!! (grabs huss and jumps in a ditch)
shield generator complex> boom.
Josef> wow. that was easy
huss> (kisses josef) yes it was. I love you.
Josef> I love you to! (more mushy stuff)
Demorion> (plays the worlds smallest violin...around the same size as his brain...)
Scene> space. it's. big. and....empty.
admiral malduc> focus all fire on that Super EAD! (The super Elite Assault Dread is trademarked by Fattierob. any attempts to make a Super EAD will result in strict punishement!)
Super EAD> (gets fired at)
C.S.S. ACC-1542 Lycanthrope
Rachcel (as captain)> mwhahahaha (presses Ctrl+D twice)
Super EAD> uh-oh. (C.S.S. Lycanthrope smacks into the bridge of the Super EAD then selfdestructs)
Super EAD> (smacks into the killstar, leaving a scorch mark..and no dent...)
admiral malduc> w00t.
Author> ha! now you all can't say "omfg! Fattierob! you don't add people in that request to be in it! you sux0r!"
Admiral malduc> where does that keep coming from?
scene> inside of killstar
Gideon> (is playing with a skip-it) skip it, skip it, skip it, skip it.....
Depthcharge> ooo..missed me! (clash, thrust, bang.)
$ythe> augh! I will...focus...my noodle.....(bang, swing, parry)
Gideon> Skip it, Skip it....
Scene> space. shield's on the kill star go down after the author relaizes it blew up
Admiral Malduc> yay!! All fighters, begin your attack one! We can handle it from here!
Tyrael> Red leader copies
Random person> Blue leader copies
Random person 2> I'M N3K1D!
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Admiral Malduc> Right.
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Next part should warp....wrap it up.
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| Posted: 2004-08-07 18:38
omg I like!!1
but u said Id be in the next one :'(
lies!
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| Posted: 2004-08-07 18:39
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lol
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thumbwars right?
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| Posted: 2004-08-07 19:02
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$yTHe {C?}
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| Posted: 2004-08-07 19:26
Gunrunner, I think I speak for all of us when I say WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
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Binks
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| Posted: 2004-08-07 19:45
Great fiction fattie...the only thing missing was ME...I wonder what happened to ME when you were writing that...any chance that ME...I mean I can be in the next one?
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2004-08-07 20:04
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On 2004-08-07 19:45, Binks wrote:
Great fiction fattie...the only thing missing was ME...I wonder what happened to ME when you were writing that...any chance that ME...I mean I can be in the next one?
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ME?
yeah.i'm running windows ME....why?
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| Posted: 2004-08-07 20:19
 ! Excellent, I believe you've rediscovered your writting abilities.
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Ceridan
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| Posted: 2004-08-07 21:11
One word: Funny
it was funny as your usual fic
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