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Thrie
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|  Posted: 2003-10-11 19:38
Rofl now that last one was a laugh!...... ..... .... .... ... .... .... LOL!!!!
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
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| Posted: 2003-10-12 13:08
Whats this?
Could it be...
YES IT's A-
*bump*
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-12 20:52
Darkspace
The Phantom Newbie...
Part 3 out of... a lot
(begind Part 3)
--Scene: The Milenium Falcon. Josef is in the Pilots seat (didn't i say that before?) Dem is next to him in the Co-pilots seat, $cThe is behind Josef, Rogue behind Dem...
Rogue: hey can i rejoin GTN?
Dem: UNFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josef: i think he said no
Rogue: UNNFF!! UNFF!!!!!!!!!!! UNNNNFF!!!
(a long pause)
Rogue: what did he say?
Josef: you don't want to know
(Rogue almosts falls over in his chair)
$yTHe: Whats wrong, Rogue?
Rogue: I have felt Millions of Souls Cry out in Joy..Then in Pain...
Josef: They all Bought KOTOR at the same time?
Rogue: i believe so (he straightens him self up)
$yTHe:...Are we their yet?
Josef: No
$yTHe: Are we their yet?
Josef: No
$yTHe: Are we their yet?
Josef: No
$yTHe: Are we their yet?
Josef: No
(Rogue falls over)
$cyTHe: what now?..
Rogue: I am feeling million of Souls cry out in IMMENSE pain...
$cyTHe: They found out that patch is taking another two weeks?...
Rogue: yeah i think so... (he straightens himself out again)
Dem: UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josef: Okay another hour or so guys...
Rogue: Okay i'm going go teach $yTHe the way of the Noodle, just make sure you don't hit any more dictors
Dem: UNNFF!!!!
Josef: Way of the Noodle? Don't beleive any of that junk, kid...
($yTHe and Rogue leave to go do training)
--SCENE: Deeper Inside the Milenium Falcon. Rogue is sitting down watching $yTHe with a mask on, holding a pool noodle, trying to hit a little thing that is firing shocks of lith- i mean electricty out of it)
Rogue: Conentrate. let the pool noodle guide you...
($yTHe tries to hit the little device but it shocks him)
$yTHe: ow.
Rogue: use the Noodle. Be ONE with the noodle...
($yTHe swings again at it. he misses, but manages to block a blow of electricty. then the little thing movse and shocks him again)
$yTHe: OW!
Rogue: Oh god, what a noob
$ythe: You say something Master? (is fighting with the thing again, learning how to block and such)
Rogue: No.
(end part 3)
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Bobamelius
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From: Ohio
| Posted: 2003-10-12 23:49
What's wrong with KOTOR? I like it.
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Tiggy
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Joined: May 30, 2003
Posts: 282
From: Western Australia
| Posted: 2003-10-13 04:24
I kind of liked KOTOR, but really, I hate Bioware and their whole AD&D system of attack rolls etc. My personal opinion though.
And fattie, sorry buddy, but that just didnt sound funny anymore, you need more cheesiness; like when rogue calls scythe a n00b.
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$yTHe {C?}
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Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2003-10-13 12:06
rofl....
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-13 12:39
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And fattie, sorry buddy, but that just didnt sound funny anymore, you need more cheesiness; like when rogue calls scythe a n00b.
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(Locks self in room until he think of good ideas, so give me some more time to think about part 4)
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[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob (my lag 0wnz me) on 2003-10-19 17:37 ]
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Depthcharge
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From: DFW, Tx
| Posted: 2003-10-13 13:37
i already did you lamer.
*Breathes in and out of his mask then chokes*
A guard looks over at him worriedly.
"Swallowed and breathed in at the same time.."
The Guard Laughs.
*Pulls out a Pool Noodle and bonks the guard on the head, his body splits in half*
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-13 21:52
WOW! more then 2000 views.....
I would like to say that in honor of this i will do...
nothing
I mean..uhh...-.-;;;....man..i will work harder on a new part!!..yeah..and i will lock myself in my room with my comp, some gallons of Jolt, and write all friggen day....
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-10-19 18:14
Darkspace
The Phantom Newbie
part 4 out of...some more...
---Scene: KillStar. It's a giant round thing with a whole in it and a line going around it. I wonder what idiot designed that.
---Scene:Inside of The Killstar. Dark Deapthcharge enters a prisoner cell with Hussaro in it
Deapthcharge: Princess Hussaro...we meet again
Hussaro (falsetto): I'll never tell you where the ICC Colony base IS!
Deapthcharge: Resistant to the end, eh?
Hussaro:...
Deapthcharge: Whats wrong Princess?
Hussaro:...meanie
Deapthcharge: -.- (cough)
(he steos of the side a bit to reveal...A FLOATING POKEBALL)
Hussaro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deapthcharge: Now let's see What we can find in that little tiny brain of yours..
(the camera slowlys pulls back as the doors close just before the Pokeball begins it's Mind-scanning...)
---Scene: Milienium Falcon. Josef is in the pilot seat, Dem is....I'm not going threw this again! onto some dialouge!
Josef: Okay we're closing in on the Planet
(it is quiet)
$ythe: are we their yet?
Josef: >.<
---Scene: Main bridge of the Killstar
(Deapthcharge and Hussaro enter it. their are some high ranking officers their and such doing...nothing. they are just turning knobs and pushing buttions so it LOOKS like they are doing something. but trust me, their not)
DeapthCharge: You survived the Mind-scan well, Princess.
Hussaro: I'll never tell you! never!!
Deapthcharge: We'll see about that. (turns to an officer) Commander Scumbag!
(A planet pops up on the main viewing thing)
Hussaro: NOOOO!! Thats my Home planet!!
Deapthcahrge: Tell us where the ICC are, and we will not destroy it
Hussaro:...allright, fine...Cygnus. the ICC are on Cyngus. Now don't fire on my planet! You said you woudn't!
Deapthcharge: I had my fingers crossed!
Hussaro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deapthcharge: Fire the main weapon!
Scumbag: uhh, sir we only have one
Deapthcharge: (waves his hand)
Scumbag: (chokes, drops to the floor)
---Scene: ever farther in the Kill star!!
(some guys with dark helmets are pressing buttions and flipping switches)
Extra 1: Which one do i press now?
Extra 2: Just press something
Extra 1: Oh, okay (begins pressing some buttions)
---Scene: A giant Green Beam shoots out of the Killstar and hits the planet.
---Scene: Bridge of Killstar
Hussaro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
...(some time passes)
...(some more time passes)
...(an officer begins playing wih a yo-yo)
Hussaro: wtf? it didn't blow up?
(it suddenly disappears, a tons of rocks appear)
Deapthcharge: Lag, sorry
Hussaro: god, what are you running, 56k?
Deapthcharge:(grabs her) shut up and let's go..
---Scene: Milienium falcon. People are sitting in chairs!
Josef: Okay we're dropping out of Warp
$ythe: Tach
Josef: Shut up
(they drop out near the planet. Except, their is none)
Josef: what?! What has happened? Dem ware these the right coords?!
Dem: UNFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josef: It can't be! Theirs no planet!! the only thing their is that Moon!
Rogue: Wait a second..Thats not a Moon! That's a CIRCLE!
Josef: No way it can be A circle! No circle can be that big!
(the ship starts to shudder)
Josef: What? Dem, reverse engines
Dem: uuunnfff!
Josef: what? We have no reverse engines?!
Dem: UNF!
Josef: oh ya, next patch, i forget, i forget
(They are pulled closer into the Docking bay)
(end part 4.)
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Thrie
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| Posted: 2003-10-19 18:21
ROfl!!! "Lag, sorry" Lmao XD
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Depthcharge
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| Posted: 2003-10-19 21:33
...Erhmm SPELLING!!!
no A in Depth =P
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Valerius{DK}
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Posts: 595
From: Island of Zealand
| Posted: 2003-10-20 05:42
no _____ in Myonline either..... WHERE IS MY PART!! 
Myon
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Hussaro
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From: Antwerp, Belgium
| Posted: 2003-10-20 08:04
Rofl, hilarious...
ROFL "Lag, sorry"... ROFL
You amaze me every time again Fattie  Nice job!
Hugs Huss
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Deathscythe
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From: The netherlands
| Posted: 2003-10-20 09:01
ROFL man thats just great stuff
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