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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
|  Posted: 2004-03-17 17:29
Darkspace
Return of the n00bs
Part eight point five
Intro:
Connecting to server....
checking update server for updates (duh!)
loading up local catalog....100% complete
152 files need updating. haha, ownz, foo. have fun on your 56k modem, moron.
begining download (like it'll ever finish)...
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1% complete
voice> SON OF A HORSEMONKEY!!!
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INFORMATION TO KNOW THAT IS NEEDED TO KNOW OF.
BIOS :
DEPTHCHARGE
First Name: Depth
Last Name: Charge
Fic Name: Dark Depthcharge
Faction Side: UGTO
Rank: Lord
Noodli Rank: Master
Noodli Side: Dark
GIDEON
First Name: Gideon
Last Name: (none)
Fic Name: Gideon, Gidy
Faction side: UGTO
Rank: Emperor
Noodli Rank: Master
Noodli Side: Dark
HUSSARO
First Name: Hussaro
Last Name: (none)
Fic Name: Hussaro, Huss
Faction Side: ICC
Rank: Princess
Noodli Rank: (none)
Noodli Side: (none)
MALDUC
First Name: Malduc
Last Name: Dum
Middle name: rumouroed to be 'Is'
Fic Name: Malduc, Mal
Faction Side: ICC
Rank: Grand Admiral
Noodli Rank: (none)
Noodli Side: (none)
TYRAEL
First Name: Tyrael
Last Name: (none)
Fic Name: Tyrael, Ty
Faction Side: ICC
Rank: Rogue Leader (Fighter squadron)
Noodli Rank: (none)
Noodli Side: (none)
$YTHE
First Name: $ythe
Last Name: (none)
Fic Name: $ythe
Faction Side: ICC
Rank: (none)
Noodli Rank: Master
Noodli Side: Light
JOSEF
First Bame: Josef
Last Name: (none)
Fic name: Josef, n00b
Faction side: ICC (used to be Pirates)
Rank: (none)
Noodli Rank: (none)
Noodli Side: (none)
That took longer then i wanted it to be....okay! fic time!
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I said begin...
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Kranle
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Joined: March 06, 2004
Posts: 8
| Posted: 2004-03-17 17:37
ima thinking you got writersblock.
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2004-03-17 19:11
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On 2004-03-17 17:37, Kranle wrote:
ima thinking you got writersblock.
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no, really? Maybe thats one of the reasons why I haven't posted in such a long time?! DUH!!
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2004-03-18 20:54
Darkspace
Return of the newb
Part nine. for real this time.
Authors note: I you may, or may not notice, i will be writing this part in many differnt "styles" as I like to say. don't worry, ill alert you to a style change.
Anywho, let's begin...
----Normal Style----
Download complete...
updating files...
update complete.... (joy)
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connection complete
loading up part9.txt
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complete. connecting to main server...
----Jupiter Fleet Style----
Modded assault cruisers are a pain in the arse. Lucky for the captain, this one as heavily damage. He watched with glee as the tatical officer Alpha striked it, the Ead's massive torp launchers and flux cannons tearing the hull in half. Literly.
The ship rumbled. "Helm, turn about, our back armor is almost gone, Tatical get us some new meat,...er targets. and watch the energy drain!" The commands we're responded by numerous "aye, aye"'s
"More power to forward shields! tell green squadron to cover point 356. Get the weapons on bear with that EAD. And get me some more pants!" barked Grand Admiral Malduc. Quickly, officers replied and pants we're draped on Malduc by an unlucky pety officer
Meanwhile, on the ground of Blendor...
----Bito Style----
Bito> hehe.... (grabs josef's lower rear end area)
Josef> wtf.... (grabs back in same area anyway)
----l337 style----
Josef> j00 n0bs! //3r3 g0||||4 roxxor j00!
Huss> stfu. wen eed to get in depeer!!
Josef> h3h. j00 s4I|) |)33p
Huss> ...
----Rogue spear style----
Anyway, as the battle dragged on Josef and Huss got deeper into the base. eventualy they found the main power thingy and set explosives to blow it up.
The UGTO raintroops were fighting the ICC diamonds, but the little cute teddy bear things were helping the ICC win...hehe...so..cute....like me..when i was in GTN..oh that reminds me, dem..
(blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...)
----Josef style----
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what? you wanted something poking fun at josef? blashpemey!
(this un-joke has been paid for and endorsed by Josef. Please take note as the payment did not bias the author in anyway, although the large sum of money was good for some bills)
----back to normal---
Josef> RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!
(massive explosion in background as the shielg generator blows up
scene> space
Malduc> YEAH! JOSEF DE PANTS THE GENERATOR!! ALL FIGHTERS!! KICK SOME ARSE!!
fighters> (com chatter) YEEEHHAAAAAAAWW
Tyrael> all right, form up! we're going in!
yay..
yayy...
yyayyyayy...
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Malduc> ....um...pants?
scene> inside killstar. depth and $ythe are still fighting
$ythe> no we're not..
Scene> yeah you are. fight
depth> not after you forgot about us like (teary eyed) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO US!! (begins to cry)
Gideon> it's okay man....calm down....we'll get out parts..don't worry
$ythe> yeah sure. thats it i'm starting my own fic..
author> .....
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malduc> um...pants?...
Tyrael> you said that already
Malduc> pants!
tryael> you sai-
Malduc> (interupting) times two!
Tryael> (permabans self)
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yeah..so..like..it's over..
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um..well?..we're is the little post saying the fic is over.
updating files (72)...
AUGH!!!
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Tbone
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Joined: July 21, 2001
Posts: 1756
From: Vancouver
| Posted: 2004-03-19 12:42
I think I was insulted...
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Fattierob
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Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2004-03-19 19:58
no i didn't. didn't even use your name....
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Tbone
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| Posted: 2004-03-19 21:15
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Posts: 443
From: US - Wisconsin - Oshkosh - Mah Basement
| Posted: 2004-03-19 21:22
[ This Message was edited by: AdmiralChaos {I} [OC] on 2004-04-03 17:42 ]
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2004-03-19 21:29
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On 2004-03-19 21:22, AdmiralChaos wrote:
This went from funny to stupid.
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Don't. friggen. remind me.
augh. I need some ideas.....
any...please..all...i need to rap this up and start my next fic, since i can't keep my mind on this one...
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Thrie
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Joined: October 28, 2002
Posts: 760
| Posted: 2004-03-19 21:37
I think that was funny lol
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2004-04-16 20:27
Darkspace
Return of n00b. woah
Part ten. Even more 'woah'
Authors note: To hell with regular updates! Instead of me bitching to you about it, here's some more funny....I hope
Scene: Return of the n00b Break room. Various crew set...people are running about. Including are loveable cast members! yaay!
Camera focuses in on table, where Josef and $ythe are sitting down, dreaking coffe and, as usual, complaining about...anything
$ythe: Jesus! AGAIN! HE reduced MY PAY AGAIN!! AUGH!
Josef: so? At least you didn't get attacked by Huss with a giant teddybear with pointy earings.
$ythe: heh. that was funny though
Josef: shut up. Friggen author...Hate this fic. Why did we sign up again?
$ythe: publicity? good dental care? money?
Josef: do we get any of that? NO! I friggen hate the author! DAMN HIM!!!
Author (shout from another table): I HEARD THAT!!
Josef: crap
Camera fast swap to: Another table, where Bito and Huss are talking. I think
Bito: So then, I was, like, "Pants!" and he was like, "no really!" It was, like, soooooo awesome! AND then these pants came and he was like "woah!!!" and (continues on forever)
Huss: ...
Bito: ...What?
Camera swap: Author and $ythe
Author: soo...any Ideas for Part 10?
$ythe: (takes a sip of red-colored coffee) none. I thought this was part 10, anyway
Author: well, you see their was this...hamster...and...flaming pants....and...headaches...and.(mumbles)
$ythe: whatever...(drinks some more coffee) Man, this is good!
Author: hm? I don't remember seeing that flavor at the coffee machine
Camera fast swap: Coffe machine and surrounding area
Virtu: COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ESPRESSO!!!!!!!!!! DARK!!!! RIPE!!!!! CRUSTY!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAH!!!!! COFFEE!!! COFFEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (begins pouring it all over himself) COFFEEE!!!! COFFEE!!!!!!!! YEAAAH!!!! FEEELLLSSS GOOD!!! COFFFEEE!!!!!! YEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Peanut butter jelly Bannana: (hops onto the screen and begins dancing with virtu)
Music: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!...
Crowd: O.o
Camera fast swap: $ythe and Author
$ythe: It's my new flavor for Kool-aid coffee: Double Cherry!
Author: Woah. got any more?
$ythe: (big tub of said kool-aid coffee slams onto the table) yeah
Author: (pours glass and takes a sip) holy sh-
Black guy: (interupting to cove curse word) SHIZZLE!!
Author: (blinks) wtf was that?
$ythe: who? Your lame attempt to cover up yet -another- curse word?
Author: Whatever. Heck, this is pretty friggen good. But why double cherry? Why not something like...Tripple-cherry-pineapple or something?
$ythe: No, that would be playing god!
Author: (coughes)www.johnandrichie.com(coughes)....well..uhh...gotta go. keep doing that kool-aid thing man. I gotta go read some hate-mail and get back to work...
$ythe: pfft. whatever (sips some coffee)
(exit author)
Josef: (runs back onto camera view from left side screaming, with midgits that are holding sticks on his face) OMFG!!!!!!! IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! AUUGGHHH!!! GET THEM OFF ME!!! THEY'RE IN MY FRIGGEN RETRENA!!! AHHHHHH!!! (exits right side of camera)
$ythe: (sips coffee) ugh. I hate this job.
--end fic...for now--
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BackSlash
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2004-04-16 20:36
i wanna be in it!
its good  keep it up !
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Kaine Darkheart -SO-
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Deicide
Joined: March 30, 2002
Posts: 458
From: Oshkosh, Wisconsin
| Posted: 2004-04-16 20:39
less non funny stuff more funny stuff
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Antdizzle
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Posts: 860
| Posted: 2004-04-16 20:39
start a new fic please!
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2004-04-16 20:49
Okay. Fine. return of the n00b is at THIS MOMENT PAUSED UNTIL THE END OF TIMEEE....
woop-de-doo...
i'm starting Something a new...do not fear, (semi-) loyal fans, I am working on something else...un-stars related
Current fics:
Darkspace: THe phantom newbie - 99%
Darkspace: Return of the n00b - 75%
Darkspace: (star wars: Empire strikes back) - 15%
Darkspace: The *(name witheld)* - Their is no spoon%
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