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Fattierob's Polyonymous neverending fiction (Last part added) |
Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
|  Posted: 2005-03-06 21:39
::dusts off....... dust::
I haven't updated here in a while...well...I haven't been feeling creative....till now!
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okay, not now, but defintly soon. In fact, I believe I'll be finishing up this fiction soon. so expect it......
soon.
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ps: halo.bungie.org !!!!!!!
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Hellza - master
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Joined: February 24, 2004
Posts: 556
| Posted: 2005-03-07 04:15
lol
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Andravus
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Joined: December 16, 2001
Posts: 39
From: Weeki Wachee, Florida
| Posted: 2005-03-07 13:02
mo0o?
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BackSlash
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Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-03-07 13:07
HL2 owns you!
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James Bum007
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Pitch Black
Joined: April 23, 2003
Posts: 480
From: Queens, New York
| Posted: 2005-03-07 13:12
Very nice Fattierob.
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2005-04-23 19:32
Fattierobs uber-1337 fanfic
Now with 20% more fiction!
/*
Just in case you need names
Varz = Yoda
Gideon = Emperor
Hussaro = Leia
Monty = Lando
Tyrael = Wedge
Mithrandir = ??
*/
public class Fanfic
{
public static void main(String[]args)
{
Mithrandir> 'sup foo's.
Gid> ._. ......what the..
Mithrandir> I have come for you gideon.
Gid> what?!
Mithrandir> The all mighty Faustus has decreed you must leave darkspace and never come back!
Gid> damnit! I knew I should have ever commented on his fuzzy pink slippers.
Depth> What the hell? and what are you? his messenger boy?
(Depth suddenly finds himself plunging down a dark hole)
Depth> screwww you aaalllllllll.....
Mithrandir> (grabs Gideon's left shoulder) and you; are coming; WITH ME!
(they both disappear in a smoke of special effects)
$ythe> ....I'm just going to pretend that didn't happen.
somebody> aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
$ythe> (looks up. Depth falls on him with a bone cracking thud)
*thud*
Depth> (holding head, dazed) Woah. That was a long fall.
$ythe> wtf! Howc an you fall DOWN and end up hitting me in the head?!
Depth> Well, even though gravity usually brigns one down, on this Deathsphere, gravty moves from a center point, 'A'. For starters, 'A' consitnly flucates gravity within and around the Deathsphere, creating a cirucular ionic motion, 'B'
(at this point Depth has a college proffeser lab coat on and a blackboard demenstrating this phenominai)
Depth> For all points 'b', array them with a bipolar pass of the int constructor. Thus, using a flux beam of sticks I could reverse 'A' into 'B', and too much of it made me go all around the circumfrence minus one half radius.
$ythe> (eye twitches)............
Depth> So. Now what?
$ythe>..um...you fall the ground wounded and I take off your mask and reveal your face looks like Tael's on a good day?
Depth> (winces) ouch. thats gonna get somebodys Beta pres removed.
(Inisde of the deathsphere. the Milenium Falcon ripoff and various standard issue ICC fighters are dodging blasts of ugto laser fire in a tube thing heading towards the main reactor generator thingy.
Tyrael> Blast it! Stupid 1.483! We lost all of our full mounts! I don't even have anything to fire at it!
Monty> I know. I only got one aft mount and it's a guy with a banana peel
Tyrael> ooh, I'm sure the UGTO are scared now
(random ugto fighter hits a floating bananna peel. It slides around the very thin tube and blows up most of the UGTO fighters)
Tyrael> O__O
Monty> Pwn't!!!1
(the MF and Tyrael's fighter enter the mian reactor generatory area thingy. A giant glowing Reactor is in the middle of a huge room, with a big red arrow floating near that says "Aim here"
Tyrael> allright. I'll get the big glowly thing. you go for some obsecure little piece.
Monty>....right...
(Tyrael fires, and the shot bounces off. Monty fires and it does the same)
Tyrael> WTF!
Monty> What's doing that?!
(The shield begins to disappate as hundreds of bodys form)
Tyrael> (silent gasp)
Monty> It can't be.......
NOOB's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(hundreds upon thousands of noobs begin to swarm Tyrael and Monty)
Random noob's speaking> OMFG!!! WTF!!! YOU DESTROYED ME IN TWO HITS!!! HAX)R!!!! HOW DO YOU LAND ON PLANETS!!!?!??!?!??!!!!!ONEOENOENE THISGAMESCSK!K!!!!!VIRTUWLIKESGTN!!!OMFOGMOFGO!!!!!LOLOLOLOL!!MYOWONRIGINALGAME!!!THISGMAEUSCK!!!!IWANTMYBETAPRESTAGEHIGHER!!!AUUASUAFUAULOLOLO!!!WEWANTINTOFATTEIRBOSFICNIACION!!!LOLOLOLO!!!!PURPLEPENGUINEATER!!!
Tyrael> I CANNOT TAKE THIS!!! AAUGUHHHHHH
Monty> I always though sound coudn't travel through space
Tyrael> you obviously don't know noobs. AUGH! We need to find a way to get out of this mess!
Monty> Don't worry. I have the ultimate anti-noob Weapon in my cargo bay.
Tyrael> ...Which is?...
Monty> Tael.
(silence as Tael launches from the Milenium Falcon ripoff)
Tyrael> I swear. this fanfiction has lost all of it's credibility.
Monty> It had credibility?
Tyrael> point.
Tael> (in white text) yo.
(the noobs fall silent)
Tael> Sure is quiet tonight.
Random brave noob> .....wtf?..
*Random brave noob has been banned by Tael(YOUR IDEA IS HORRIBLE)
Tael> anybody else?
noobs> RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111eoneoneoeneonoenoeoOFGMFOG!!!!1onoeaadkadAODOADOADOOLOLOOKTXH
Tael> thought so. (Josef disappears from a /modhide)
Tyrael>...............okkkaayyyyyyy...
Monty> I'm reading that the shield is down. Let's nuke this place
(super cool special effects that totally blow away the FX budget as Monty and Tyrael blow up the main reactor generator thingy. Also, super cool background music as they near the exit portal of the Deathsphere)
Tyrael> We're not going to make it....
Monty> stay focused, stay focused...
(the ICC fighter and milenium falcon ripoff make it out of the Deathsphere mere miliseconds before the explosion)
Monty> whew. if we had a lag spike their, we would have been gonners
Tyrael> yeah.....I wonder if $ythe got off in time...
(planet of Blendor. the rebel alliance is celeberating their newfound victory over.....badness)
$ythe> ($ythe is drinking some random ewok punch) w00t. We are t3h 1337!!!1
Hussaro> huh?
$ythe> sorry. Always wanted to do that.
Hussaro> okkayyy....
Josef> hey, me and Hussaro are getting married.
($ythe spits out his random ewok punch)
$ythe> WHAT?!?!
Hussaro> oh yeah, that reminds me. I'm your sister.
$ythe> ............
Hussaro> yeah. sorry for giving you that kiss earlier in the season.
($ythe falls to the ground, unconscious)
Josef> ha. Pansy.
(the ghost of Varz appears)
Varz> The fallen JedEye knights thank you $ythe for you-......why is he on the ground?
Josef> he's a lightweight
Hussaro> yeah.
Varz> oh. well tell him he did 1337.
(Varz disappears)
Josef> so, hussaro...
(Josef gets really close to Hussaro)
Josef> about that se-
(Credits start to roll)
~~~END LAST PART EVER!~~~
A final note: I WILL continue more fan fiction writing....however, it'll be almost the polar oposite of this. like. Serious. and paragraphs. and such. Awesome such. But don't expect it anytime soon!
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Enterprise
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Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2005-04-23 20:11
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Fattie?
Serious?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
NO.
Nevah!
Nuuuu.
Naaaa.
Noooooooo.
Okay. That was cool though.
-Ent
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$yTHe {C?}
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2006-07-06 23:23
Had to bring back the awesome for a new generation.
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2006-07-07 00:14
Oh dear god scythe, why? WHY?!
now I have to actually write more fanfiction. drat. XD
Hmm....
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-RevenG-
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| Posted: 2006-07-07 00:45
Just had to say, this was and still is the best thing since sliced bread.
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-07-15 09:34
i have never laughed so hard in my life, i woke my cat up and she scratched meh -_- but oh well, fattie, yer so awesome, now, put one with me in it and no COMP REQUEST JOKES EITHER! 
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Bobamelius
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From: Ohio
| Posted: 2006-07-15 12:06
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On 2006-07-06 23:23, $yTHe the Parrot-Toting Pirate wrote:
Had to bring back the awesome for a new generation.
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Highly disturbing sir. Highly.
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BackSlash
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Joined: March 23, 2003
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From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-07-15 12:29
New fanfic plz. You saiz it was going to be soon, LAST YEAR.
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2006-07-15 15:16
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On 2006-07-15 12:29, BackSlash *Jack* wrote:
New fanfic plz. You saiz it was going to be soon, LAST YEAR.
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geez, you put it into that perspective and all of a sudden i'm faustus...
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GothThug {C?}
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| Posted: 2006-07-15 15:21
roflmao! that was genious!
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