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Fattierob's Polyonymous neverending fiction (Last part added) |
Axalon
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Joined: June 15, 2003
Posts: 442
From: East Windsor, NJ, USA
|  Posted: 2004-08-12 00:46
he has them all ona .doc. I have it... I got the unedited unreleased version...I bugged him for it... I'm special...I, along with 159,000,000,000 ppl want to be in this but you can't. Only ppl he has something to make fun of can be in it. So I must do as many strange things as possible to get in it.
BTW bring back the old chatlog style with distorted names and clantags (ie: PD, =SCC=, -GTM-, =Cats=, -$UP-, etc.)
Just a thought... at least make one fic like that...or else I will be forced to make a butchered version of the idea O_o
PS: add navigational genious [S.W]Griller_GT into the fic crashing into planets.
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Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: November 19, 2003
Posts: 76
From: Bedford, Nova Scotia
| Posted: 2004-08-12 02:01
i am still wanting on my small role in this
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Daylight \"The Beginning\"
Grand Admiral
Joined: July 24, 2002
Posts: 608
From: Oregon, USA
| Posted: 2004-08-12 02:21
Well, I have been rotflmao for over an hour...keep it coming....or start something new...
I have only one question....
HOW IN THE HE DOUBLE TOOTHPICKS COULD YOU WRITE THIS AND NOT HAVE ME IN IT????????????????
I mean realy...I could be the odd guy that does nothing but..well...odd things....I had been here for over a year befoer you started writing this and surely you had to have known that I would NEED to be in...course..it did take me another year to read it and well. even notice it.....Hay, what can I say, before the patch, all I did was play....now I am just another lobby camper...
See, there is a good side to the lag!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Forseth (Ret)
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Joined: June 01, 2003
Posts: 828
From: Forseth
| Posted: 2004-08-13 11:49
yeah dangit i wanna be in it too, put me as like.....idk.....an idiot,cause you know i play it well
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Fattierob
Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2004-08-14 17:41
ah...it's kidna hard..to..include 'everybody'...
Mainly because I don't know who you are...and the Star Wars universe realy didn't have to many characters (as per say, the Tolekin series...ohhh, maybe that will be next)....
maybe later, but not now..
also, fix update is going to be more then a weak. band camp X.x
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Rocki
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Joined: August 13, 2002
Posts: 1029
| Posted: 2004-08-14 18:03
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Admiral (um...wait let me look it up...)malduc!> baby's death proceed to attack that harrier frigate. Rock's pebble, protect the baby'd death and use your Point Defense for fighter cover.
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Teehee I'm in it.
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Rock
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Evil Empires Inc.
Joined: November 11, 2003
Posts: 17
| Posted: 2004-08-14 18:04
Hehe me too
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Griller_GT
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: June 01, 2002
Posts: 813
From: Madrid, Spain
| Posted: 2004-08-16 13:25
I can't believe I read the whole 20 pages in one sitting... my head hurst 
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PS: add navigational genious [S.W]Griller_GT into the fic crashing into planets.
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Lol...  Man, I guess I'll never shake this planet-crashing reputation
PS Bump!
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2004-10-15 17:20
Darkspace
FATTIEROB'S FIC
Last Part.
Last Episode.
Last piece of Fattierob Fiction (for a long, long time)
Last hurrah.
Fattie's notes:
Hey all. I'm writing this because I want to get it off me.....it bothers me, that now I am unsubbed (gasp.) I have so much to do.......so..i'm going to post this and something else....
I've been here...what.. a year?...and during that time I still haven't gotten past 1ra. fricken rank. I want to at least fly something that has torps and is big, white and it's name is Elite Assault Dread.
Some things to say before the funny begins....well...I just want to say I love this community. No where else, ever would you find a place like darkspace. I just wish upon all of the [dev]'s and [admins] that their game begins as great as ...anything. Just great.
I'd also like to thank gideon (and shig and josef and ..whoever else) for being my personel tech support. Hey, for 9.99 a month, I think it was worth it isntead of calling regular support. 
Also, one last thing:
Twilight.
Read it!
Begin funny.
Scene> Space. A giant empty void of which stuff happens that moves my plot along. the only purpose it serves. Nothing else. Blackness.Lack of better words and a thesouraus. moving along....
Action(omg)> the lead ICC craft enter the Killstar. Being followed by somewhat TIE-looking ugto craft. and other ICC fighters
Tyrael> allright, stay sharp. we can run out of room real fast here...
action> Ugto fighters smacks into a wall spinning
Tyrael> ...nub.
Scene> Place where Gideon, $ythe, and Depthcharge are doing a threesome.
Author> erm.
Scene> Place where Gideon, $ythe, and Depthcharge are doing a fight.*
Author> their we go
Gideon> Okay, on the count of three.....
Gid> one...
Gid> TWO...
Gid> THREE!
action> 2 frag gernades drop underneath a worthog, followed by two plasma gernades stuck on to it. Followed by 102mm shaped High Explosive charges (SEE: rocket launcher shots)
Warthog> gets blown off the level. weeeeee
Gid> OMG THAT RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneoneone
Depthcharge (over system link)> I KNWOW!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
$ythe> (is inside of a wet paper bag) omg help me, can't move
gid> lol
Depth> lol
scene> ground of Blendor
Demorion> UNNNFFF!!!
Josef> I know. I know. it's okay
Demorion> UNFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josef> It's okay man! If he even things about posting how much you look like frodo, we can add something into the RoC, and ban him, okay?
Demorion>...unf.
Josef> Heck no, i'm not saying tha-
Demorion> UNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josef>!_!.........fine...fine...
Demorion>...
Josef>..I....I love you....too...demo..........(pukes off camera)
scene> some ways away from Josef and demo
Hussaro> wtf. what are we doing down here?
Random Icc Redneck (curteosy of grimmith!)> ma'am, we've beeen figtin' does Yankee's!!
Hussaro> I know that you badly typoing freak! I thought we killed those diamonds!
Icc Redneck> we git 'em good!
Hussaro> augh.
Icc redneck> don't worry yourself, purrty, we can protect you from dem Yankees
Hussaro> YOU TWIT!!! THEIR IS NO MORE!!!
ICC redneck> what about dem their bio bombs coming down on us?
Hussaro> ruh-roh.
Scene> Space. Pork.
cloaked k'luth bomber with 3 ecm extractors and a supply ship> pwnin time! (begins to launch bio-bombs)
scene> Malduc's Flagship
Malduc> (asleep)...zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzz...mmm......cheese....zzzzzzzzZ
Anime First officer> -_-...even in his sleep..it's alwalys...cheese with him (mushroom cloud sigh appears out of his mouth)
Malduc> (wakes up, does a combat rule and points his socks and sandels, in different arms, like their akimbo (see: dual wielded) pistols at his First Officer)
Malduc> OMG WHO SAID CHEESE
Anime First officer> O.o;....um....nobody, sir (sweatdrop)
Malduc> LIAR! (throws his sock and sandel at his first officer)
anime first officer> 0.0 eek! (deform dodge!)
Sensors officer> um....sir..if your done being a complete moron...i'm getting some kind of sensor...contacts...i think cloaked ships sir...
Malduc> ha! cloaked ships! the k'luth haven't been spotted ever since we gave Queen Quistis that ultimate Wegie!
Sensors officer> sir...remember the last time you said that?...
Malduc>...hmmmmmm
OMG FLASHBACK SEQUENCE.
Malduc(as a petty captain, not an admiral)> whats that strange grinding noise?
Sensors officer (different one then in non-flashback)> Um...sir..remember how I said I suspected cloaked ships in the vicnity?
Malduc> of course I do! (dosen't remember)
Sensors officer> well.....
scene> space quick flash (still in flashback)
cloaked k'luth scout with tractor beam on malducs ship, rocking back and forth> OH YEAH BABY!!! GREEN BEAM OF LOVE!!!!!!!
scene> bridge quck flash back
Malduc> what....the.....(Cheese added in place of bad word)
Sensor officer> the odd thing is, sir, is that our ship's green beam is responding back to it......
OMG END FLASHBACK
Malduc> actually....um..I don't remember that...
Sensor officer>...well...I defintly thing their trying to bomb the planet
Malduc> HAHAHA!! THOSE NOOBS!!!! LOL!!!
Sensor officer>..um....sir?
Malduc> hahahah, it's okay ensign. When you get high enough rank to understand, you'll find out that Bombing is bugged and doesn't work. hahaha
Sensor officer> ...
Malduc> what n00b is attempting to do this anyway?
Sensor officer> it's hard to get a lock on sir...but I believe Fattierob is doing the bombing run
Malduc> HAHAHA! that moron never plays and never reads the forumns! hahha this is going to be great!
Science officer> sir...if I may interject....if Fattierob is bombing, who is god?
Malduc>...hmm...good question.....I wonder if -
scene(cuts malduc off)> OMG INSIDE KILLSTAR!
malduc> wtf?
author> sssh.
*ahem*
scene> Inside Killstar
$ythe> (is playing with his privates...)
gid and depth> ...
$ythe> (...and his lieutents, captains, majors and colonels =D)
gid>...
depth> thats just messed up...
gid> /ban @75839 |reason: Fricken noob
depth> check this out...(walks up to $ythe) hey nub
$ythe> OMG Don't call me nub! 1 4m s0 l337!!!
depth> really?
$ythe> YEAH! More then you!!
Depth> 01001010011011110111001101100101011001100010000001101001011100110010000001010011011101000110000101101100011010010110111000100001
$ythe> (stand still, frozen)
Depth> (grins and walks back)
Gid> woah. I can't beleive you actually said that...
Depth> don't worry. nobody will decode it...
action> Flash of light. 11khz badly down windows style Lightening noise
voice>.....I.....am.......
depth and gid> (silent gasp)
voice>MITHRANDIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(explosions and other god-like noises in background)
--end 1st part of the last hurrah...yes I know...but...I just wanted to post it....it needs dusting off...2nd part wraps things up...promise.--
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Archon
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Joined: October 14, 2003
Posts: 331
From: Queensland, Australia
| Posted: 2004-10-15 17:43
lol
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2004-10-15 17:50
Depth> 01001010011011110111001101100101011001100010000001101001011100110010000001010011011101000110000101101100011010010110111000100001
= Josef is Stalin!
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$yTHe {C?}
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2004-10-15 17:52
Dude, what the hell are all those numbers? not cool.
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Fattierob
Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2004-10-15 18:41
backslash gets a cookie
@$ythe:...um....BINARY?!
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2004-10-15 20:26
I'll be damned... hes right!
http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php
Scary... heh
010000100110000101100011011010110111100100100000010100110111011101100001011011000110110001101111011101110111001100100001
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2004-10-15 20:28
010000110110111101100101011101010111001100100000010100110111010101100011011010110111001100100001
Lets not forget I started the Binary thread....which is also the thread that saw AC get permabanned for the very last time O_O.
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