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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
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|  Posted: 2003-08-13 22:28
DARK SPACE
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Episode 1.482
part 4,
Part 1 of Part 4
A k'luth dessie loomed into view. heavily damaged, fire was able to seen crackling on some parts of the out hull, while it's engines were leaking gas. the crew were franticy trying to repair the jumpdrive for an emergecny jump. However, a UGTO EAD prepared to open fire...
Commanding Officer> Tactical! Prepare to alpha strike!
Tactial> Phasers, and photon torepods ready sir!
(slight pause)
CO> WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Tatical> I said "phasers, and photon torepodeos ready sir!" Why?
CO(sweatdrop)> (mutter) knew i never should have hired Worf from Star Trek.
Tatical> Soemthing wrong, sir?
CO> No, jsut press and buttions and shoot the big thingy on fire in front of us
tatical> (grunt). yessir...(pressing some buttions)..sir..i can't find..phasers..or..photn torpodoes!
(the k'luth dessie ejumps away. the bridge crew realizes this seeing it from teh bridge viewport, but is more itneresting in worf getting his arse kicked)
CO> GAWD DARNIT!!!!! THIS ISN"T FRIGGEN STAR TREK!!
Tatical>....oh....so.. we have chemical lasers and Fusion Torps?
CO> Nowww you're getting it.
Tatical> rightt...(looks at console) sir, their are no enemy ships in the current area
CO> what? yes thier is it's right (turns around) in..front..of...
Helm> looks liek you lost antoher kill, sir
Helm has been demoted to midshipman!
Helm> O.O; NOO NOT THAT!!!!
(a part of the cieling of teh bridge opens up. out pops a mechanical claw, the DEMOTER 3000. It rips the pip off of the ensign's uniform. it quickly retracts into the cieling. random snickers from bridge crew)
Co> shut up and get us back to the USS Stargazer
Helm> make me
Helm has been demoted..to...uhhh...viewport washer
Helm-errr-Viewport washer>..... (begins to go into FTL speed)
(end for now...)
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Kaine Darkheart -SO-
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| Posted: 2003-08-13 23:05
lmao i feel special now
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| Posted: 2003-08-14 17:07
This is gawd awfully funny, i love it..... keep it coming.... what does it take to get into the story? being a stupid Captain like me? 
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Deathscythe
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| Posted: 2003-08-14 18:00
ROFL
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-08-14 20:22
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On 2003-08-14 17:07, Kaerf A Si Utriv®©™ wrote:
This is gawd awfully funny, i love it..... keep it coming.... what does it take to get into the story? being a stupid Captain like me?
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Doran
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| Posted: 2003-08-14 21:26
ROFTL @ part 4
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love that line
[ This Message was edited by: Doran on 2003-08-14 21:27 ]
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SabelTooth
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| Posted: 2003-08-17 05:11
ROFL that is the MOST funniest thing i ever read!
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-08-19 00:05
DARK SPACE
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Episode 1.482
part 4,
Part 2 of Part 4
(writer's note: yeah long time for update. well. it's here. so read it)
(cue view of a small Blue moon around a huge Yellow Gas giant)
Metaverse.....The final Frontier...
these are the missions of the starship Stargazer...
It's contuing mission. To stop the color Blue...
To boldy blow up what no man has blown up before...
(cue REALLY LONG enter JD warp sound)
(enginges begin to warm up)...............................................................................POP!
(camera swings down a bit to reveal 5 carrier dreads launching B27's at fast as possible. after the last one launches, they assemble into formation)
Lead B27> All wings report in
Red 10> red Tem standing by
red 11> red elven standing by
green 7> Green Seven standing by
Lead B29> Put Weapons into attack mode
(super kool shoot of B29's weapons extending. the camera does a 180 to define it's target. it stops on a Metaverse Gate. more specifiacly the one to CD*36-ICC HOMEWORLD)
(camera suddenly switchets to an insidie of a ship)
Darth UGTO> Now you will die! (he lights his FLux Lightsaber)
K'luth Skywalker> the Dark Side never wins! (he lights his cloak lightsaber)
(Skywalker swings his lightsaber. However Darh UGTO is having trouble seeing it. their are some lighting effect when they hit, but Skywalker clearly has the advantage)
Darth UGTO> you knowledge of The Balance is well. but you did you know about THIS? (he presses a button on his lightsaber. it starts to emit ECCM)
K'luth Skywalker> (looks at his lightsaber realizing he forgot his ECM forting)...awwwwwwwww-s
(darth UGTO swings his lightsaber at skywalker. skywalker's hand is chopped off)
Skywalker> MY HAND! I NEED THAT YOU KNOW!
Darth> YOu have two for a reason. Their is something you must know.. I AM YOUR-
Skywalker> MY HAND!!!!!! YOU CHOPPED IT CLEAN OFF!!!
Darth> Young skywalker. I AM YOUR FATH-
Skywalker> DO YOU KNWO HOW MUCH THIS HURTS?!! DO YOU?!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!
Darth> (he turns around) PLEASE, MY LORD, LET ME KILL HIM
(camera turns around to find this old dude on a shirt way to long for him. he talks as thoguht he is dead. which he is. oops. thier goes the plot)
Emporer> Whatever. we can use the one called [S.W.]JUXATAPOSE for our purposes...
Darth> AWWWWW W00T!!!!! (he turns around and dives at skywalker. however the camera is still on the Emporer. Cue some blood splaters, screams, and other assroted items of unhapyness in background)
Emporer> Very soon. the Dark Reaper Eater will be finished. and then we will rule the METAVERSE.....BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...(he starts to cough uncontroably. but he stops some how.)...i need some medication...
(end part 2 of 4)
[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob (1A) on 2003-08-19 22:39 ]
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Jim Starluck
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| Posted: 2003-08-19 03:29
I *wish* we got X-wings...quad lasers, proton torpedoes, shields, and hyperdrive! Make the DS fighters look like paper airplanes...
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Deathscythe
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| Posted: 2003-08-19 07:37
LMAO
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| Posted: 2003-08-19 08:36
i cant stop laffing!! mwhhehehehahahaha!!!!!
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Imaginary Shifty
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| Posted: 2003-08-19 08:55
this is SO frigging good keep em going 
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2003-08-19 20:27
okay first all of to excuse my lazyness please clikc here:
http://home.comcast.net/~r.wrench/trindex.html
This not mine. it is (great) Friends of mine. and if you in ANYWAY Liked my fic, please go read his (more or less. it's a 2 writer fic). And. if you DIDN'T like my fic, please go their anyway. spread the word 
did i forget soemthing?....oh ya
(Bump)
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| Posted: 2003-08-19 20:40
LOL I just read all 3!
[EDIT] 2 pages duh oops i just read all 5
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Kirby
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| Posted: 2003-08-20 18:54
omg
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